Uncle Nic-fit's Drunken Story Time

by Nic-Fit


9: Break It Down, Baby

BREAK IT DOWN, BABY


"TWILIGHT! HELP!" Came Rainbow's panicked cry.

Twilight raced out of her palace as fast as she could to find her friend. It turns out Rainbow was right by the door anyway, doing...

Doing...

She was dancing.

Rainbow Dash. THE Rainbow Dash, was dancing outside Tilwight's door.

"Uhh, Rainbow, what are you doing?" Asked a very confused Twiloght.

"I CAN'T STOP TWI! PLEASE HELP!" Rainbow had broken into a very good redition of the mashed potato, followed by the monkey. Twilight was compltley confused now, what did she mean she couldn't stop? Surely to stop dancing you just stop!

"Uhhh, what do you mean Rainbow?"

"I CAN'T STOP FUCKING DANCING! PLEASE, JUST HELP!"

Twilight was about to say something, but was interputed by a quiet yelp from behind her. Turning aoriund she found Fluttershy rapidnly twerking.

"Oh, Twilight, do you think you could help me? If you can, that is."

Twilight couldn't get over the fact that FLuttershy was here, at her house, twerking uncontrolably.

"What the hell is-"

Twilight turned back around only to be confrunted with Rainbow AND Applejack randomly dancing. Rainbow was pulling a shimmy, while AJ was furiously tapdancing.

"Twah, I don't suppose you know any way to stop all this?" AJ asked.

Twi just shook her head, completly at a loss as to what to say. There was no way around it. Her friends had somehow contracted Uncontrollable dance syndrome. She had to get back to the lab as fast as posible if she was goint to stop this. Letting it spread wasn;y an option, here.

Tutning to run back, she collapsed to the floor: a wildly breakdancing Lyra had just kicked her in the temple, she could do nothing as the world faded to black.


Twilight woke up in a hospital bed, alne in the room. She had no idea how long she'd been there. After a few minutes she called for a nurse, but when none came hse got a bit worried.

Gingerly getting out of bed, she left the room to find the hospital compeley empty. There was nopony here at all! She trotted into the reception, which was just as empty as the rest of the building. Sitting down, she magiced over a newspaper from the table.

'15 DEAD FROM DANCE'

"Oh no!"

Twilight bolted outside, to find the streets as empty as the hospital was. Houses were borded up and buisnisses had been looted. There were a couple of corpses on the street, both in various stages of disco moves.

"It's worse than I thought!"

She ran back to the castle, to find it boarded up. Spke must've done it while she was out.

"Spike, its Twilight! Let me in!"

Just then she heard a shuffling coming from behind her. turning, she found an emaciated, but stil breakdancing Lyra. She looked at Twilight with pleading eyes.

"I'm so sorry, Lyra." She said as her horn began to glow.

Lyra burst into flames, and the dancing stopped.

Twilight could hear things being shifted and locks being undone from her door. Turning around Spike was there with the door open.

"Twilight, it is you! Come in quick!"

She made her was inside as spike seales the castle once again. She went into the kitchen and sat at the table, thinking. A gurgle interputed her, and she decided it best to make some lunch.

Humming a tune, she assembled the sadnwich, not noticing that her hoof was tapping, or that she was bending her knees to the song.




She was dancing.


Eh, you;re on your own here, I got nothing on this one.