eVIL gRAPES

by Blue Valentine


Chapter 3/4: tHE lAST gRAPEVINE

The two mares were dead for a while. Later, a new burger master appeared in the universe. The two mares smelled the heavenly smell, and were alive. They woke up in Las Pegasus.

"Where are we, Carla?"
"I think we're in heaven..."
"OH MY GLOB CARLA WE'RE IN HEAVEN."
"Laelia, don't say that, Adventure Time could sue you!!!"
"NO!"
"Oh yes."
"Wait!"

Laelia looked at the burger place.

"Are you thinking what i'm thinking...?"

They looked at each other.

"HAMBURGERS!"
"KETCHUP!"
"MUSTARD!"
"Ew, I hate mustard."
"WHAT, I love mustard."
"I don't think we can be friends anymore."
"But first, lemme take a hambagah-selfie!"

*Music starts playing*
Laelia holds up a hamburger and takes a selfie with her phone. Carla holds up a hamburger and takes a selfie with Laelia and her hamburger.

"THIS IS EPIC."
"Umm, I don't like you Carla."

Laelia took a pink hamburger and slapped Carla with it.

"No... I thought we were friends, Laelia..."
"Carla... I'm sorry."
"I cannot forgive you... I too apologize but..."
"But what, Carla, but what?"
"...........I. Must. Be. JAMES!!"

Carla took the remains of the pink hamburger and sprinkled it on top of Laelia and Laelia fainted.

"Wh-where am I?" Said Laelia.
"Heheheheh. You are in Las Pegasus jail."
"WH-WHAT?"
"Yeah! You're in trouble for stealing my name! Ask my lawyer!"
"Your lawyer?"
"Yeah. Her name is Rainbow Da-"
"NO, THATS NOT POSSIBLE."
"Yeah, I was kidding. Its Pinkie Pie."

Then Pinkie walked in.

"HELLO! My name is Pinkie Pie!
I like eating candy and I like baking pie!
I help the world with justice and laughter,
I send ponies like you to jail like a fulaugherfluffle."

Carla was so impressed that she died. At that moment, Laelia broke out of the jail cell.

"YOU CRAZIES WILL NEVER CAPTURE ME!"

Laelia ran out the door, but as soon as she got out, a piano fell on her. Then, a cello fell on her.

"Sorry." said Octavia.

But it was too late. Laelia was dead forever.......Until the very next day!

Laelia found her way all the way to the new, improved breezies cave.

"YOU ARE MY ETERNAL SLAVES."
"STOP RIGHT THERE."

From behind the cave, Carla popped up.

"Not this time, Laelia! You are not James worthy!"

Carla took a breezie out of the cave magically. She ate it. It tasted like rainbows. SPICY! But at that moment, Carla turned into a giant breezie! She picked up Laelia.

"This friendship is over. But you will always be in my-"
"Heart?"
"No... MY STOMACH!"

Carla put Laelia into her mouth. Ew.

And James lived on (which means Carla is James, not Laelia, okay, OKAY!?)























Later, a pony named Emma came up to Carla the breezie. She suddenly said the first thing that came to mind,


"Did you know girls live longer than boys?"

No, Carla did not.

THE END.

By Layla D.
(edited by Carly S.)