NICE TRIP
Ditzy was about halfway through her mail deliveing. She was just about to post a hooffull of letters throught eh postbox of the sugarcube corner when she tripped up on a stone she didn't see.
"NICE ONE, YOU WONKY EYED FUCK!" Came a shout.
"FUCK OFF, DAD!" Retorted Ditzy.
Her dad was a proper shit head sometimes.