//------------------------------// // Chapter 8 // Story: Stealth // by CoconutSwirl //------------------------------// “so… Ultimate Toaster..” Rochelle said. “that’s Ultimate ‘_’ Toaster to you women” he said looking back to his toaster and flicking a switch and kicking the toaster out of frustration. “did you just..” Rochelle started before she was rudely interrupted. “and why are you out of the kitchen?” he looked up and out towards canterlot. “wait… that’s not funny.” He sat down on the ground and crossed his legs, stuck his hands in a meditating position and started humming. Stealth waking right up to the boy and tapped him on the shoulder. “hm… yes?” Toaster asked. “why are you making the Toaster?” Stealth asked. “well I’m glad you asked that question young pony sir..” Toaster stood up and pulled out car remote from seemingly nowhere, clicked a random button and EDI ( the jet ) let a yellow light off and music started playing. Toaster did a backflip and jumped on top of the toaster and somehow changed his hair to a Justin beaver style hair cut and black Hollywood shades. He started to sing “ Back when i WAS YOUNG!…” untill Stealth turned off the music by pressing the other button on the remote. “yea.. not gonna happen.” He said. “damn I’ve always wanted to do that.” Toaster said as he messed his hair up and threw the glasses away . as he was about to jump down the glasses boomeranged and hit him in the back of the head knocking him out and he fell face first into the ground in front of his toasting machine. They all looked at him. Princess Celestia and the 5 Elements of harmony that weren’t hurt walked round the corner. “ why haven’t you flown off tex?” Celestia asked voicing her annoyance before she saw the unconscious human on the ground. “oh.” She said. “Oh my Celestia!” Fluttershy yelled/said as she saw the human on the ground unconscious and half ran half flew over to help it but before she could get half way there was a puff of smoke and she “eep!”ed and ran behind applejack. As the smoke cleared a huge bipedal creatue stood the with all kinds of animal parts. Celestia and the elements recognised him imediently. “Discord, how did you escape!” she yelled. Discord cupped his paw and claw over his ears and winced. “Celestia you must stop yelling everytime we meet.” He said calmly after she finished. Celestia humphed. Twilight took a step forward. “you better go back to stone discord or we will put you there!” she yelled at him extremely confident in their abilities. “who?” he asked. “all FIVE of you?” he said almost laughing in their faces at the fact they don’t have rainbow dash. “what do you want discord.” Celestia asked the spirit of chaos and disharmony just looked at the boy behind him. “to follow through with a promise I made to a boy on the other side of the universe.” He said a matter a factly looking back to celestia. “ and my promise was to assist this young lad to bring harmony to the universe… the Chaos way..” he said. Twilight looked at him “well then we will stop both of you!” Discord leaned into twilight “ you might not want to do that unless you all wish to die.” Celestia looked at discord like he was a madmare (which he pretty much is.) “ and why would we die discord?” “well you see. You need us to win this up coming war.” He said jumping back and landing in an imaginary hammock. “and why would you help us to stop something so chaotic discord?” Stealth asked. “well Mr Plane you see neither me or my compatriot here started this war or have control over it so… its not as much fun. i… we. Want to stop this war so we can than spread chaos MY…. OUR way.” He said. End Chapter 8 Authors Note: so discords behind this Toaster’s appearance in my story.. DAMN IT! ANYway I’d like to let everypony know that the REAL ultimate_toaster is reading my story and all its grammar problems in a series of his in which he is now up to chapter 2 I believe and I’d like to show you guys to the video. (Link: ULTIMATE_TOASTER STORY TIME ) hope it works.. Other than that I am gonna take another couple days to do a very nice drawing of griffin the griffin from the fic Griffin the Griffin. And I think I’ll take a break from it on Sunday when the new episode is out but I don’t think I’ll get the new episode because my main source of internet is down…. D: and I will only be able to get this up after a very long waiting period so… CYA LATER.. PS: if I offended any women whilst doing that stupid joke at the start I’m sorry.. but Toaster says that SOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooOOOoOooooooOoOOO!!!111!! much. K bye guys.