TRIXIE'S RETURN AGAIN
It was a pretty chill day in Ponyville. Things were pretty quiet and everypony was just hangin' out really.
Then suddenly Trixie came stomping through town, being the mega-bitch she is. So she was crashing through town, stomping on market stalls and foals and stuff, until she reashed the big huge crystal palace Twilight lived in now.
"TWILIGHT SPARKLE, IT IS I, THE GREAT AND POWEFUL TRIXIE! TRIXIE HAS COME ONCE AGAIN TO CHALLENGE YOU TO-"
Trixie was interrupted by a hammer to the face as Twilight poked her head out the window at the scene below.
"FUCK OFF TRIXIE, I'M SICK OF YOUR STUPID SHIT!"
And so the claw hammer in Twilight's magical grasp kept doing it's work and the day was saved.
Hooray!