//------------------------------// // who the hay said that? // Story: the rumour // by Derec mc coy //------------------------------// Rainbow Dash was stunned. “what did you just ask?” she hoped she misunderstand it. Rarity repeated slowly and loud. “ARE … YOU … GAY?” “why for the love off Celestia do you ask that?” Rainbow asked. “well, Lily told me that…” “Lily?!” Rainbow Dash interrupted “I’m going to kill that daughter of a …” “Rainbow Dash!” Fluttershy said out loud. She was surprised off herself. For the first time ever, she managed to rise her voice in front off Rainbow Dash. Dash didn’t care at all and continued her rage. “B****! The **** devil! **** alcoholic **** s*** f***ing with **** f*** k*** sc**! rape her in the ***! I’ll put a *** in her b***ing ***!” Rarity and Fluttershy were amazed by Rainbows extended terminology. After four….five minutes of raging, Rainbow Dash finally stopped. The two other mares were still stunned. Dash looked at the couple and then left them. Just then, the frozen mares awoke. “where is she going?” Rarity asked. “probably looking for Lily.” Fluttershy said. Rarity thought about it. she thought about the worst things that could happen. What if Rainbow means every word she said… “we must stop her before she does something stupid.” “to late.” Fluttershy looked out off the window. In the small wooden shed, several tools flew out. “what in all goodness of Equestria is going on here?” Rarity asked. No need to say, but the two mares ran as fast as they could toward the shed. It was obvious the Rainbow Dash was in it. “Rainbow Dash! What are you doing here?” Fluttershy said as loud as she could. (loudly whispering) Rainbow didn’t pay any attention at it. she was clearly looking for something. Then, she turned around with a spade in her hoof. “this will do.” “will do for what?” Rarity was afraid, she already knew the answer. But hay, miracles happens all the time. “Taking revenge” was the only thing Rainbow said. Fluttershy held her back. “this is no way to express your feelings.” She said. Rainbow looked at the spade. Than at Fluttershy. She always listened to Fluttershy when she had serious problems. She know that Fluttershy was always right. Rainbow thought back about all those times she had a problem, and Fluttershy was always there with the right advice. “yeah, your right.” Rainbow agreed. She threw the spade away. Rarity sighed. “Now it’s time to calm her down and talk this out.” She whispered to Fluttershy. “and after that, we will call all our friends to solve this problem. Fluttershy nodded in agreement. Rainbow looked around and then with an awful smirk, she looked at the two others. “A chainsaw is better for this.” She took the tool that laid ‘accidentally’ next to her and then flew away. “we lost her!” Rarity yelled. They both ran out the shed. And looked at the anger rainbow in the sky. Heading to Ponyville square. “what do have to do now?” Fluttershy asked. Rarity bit on her lip. She’s never been in a situation like this. “well, euh… Fluttershy. Follow Rainbow Dash. When you find her, try to stop her. I’ll go looking for the others and than we start looking for Lily before Rainbow does.” Fluttershy nodded. “okay.” And she flew off. Rarity immediately ran toward the Golden Oak Library. (I know it exploded, but this is a paradoxical story. Twilight is an alicorn, Discord is reformed, Tirek is still locked…free, but weak and Muffins are twice as big as usual. So, yes, this story happened before episode 25 from season 4 ‘Twilight’s kingdom.’ Which is actually kind of stupid. Twilight is a princess, and … KINGdom? And she doesn’t get a city, empire, or even a big land, NO. she gets a tree shaped castle. That’s it. she get the title of ‘princess of Friendship’. So… explain me the ‘Kingdom’ part of the title. Ps, I do like the episode XD anyway… back to the story) “It all make sense now.” Rainbow Dash thought. “Lily spread a rumour. She said that I was gay, so everypony thought I was gay. So that explains why everypony acted so weird. But still. Why would she do that?” and she know that it will be hard to earn her respect back. She thought back about a less extreme, but still good to compare memory. everypony thought Rainbow was a weak and sappy pony, because she was caught in the spa. It ruined Rainbow’s honour. Although Gabby Gum (the CMC…duh) apologised, it still took some time before everypony forgot the whole incident. It took three months before everything was back to normal. “if it took three months for a spa treatment, how long would it take to get over this?” Rainbow Dash thought. But than something else interrupted her thoughts. (no, not the wooden helicopter, or a hot air balloon.) “man, this chainsaw is really heavy.” Let’s check out Twilight. She just returned from the everfree forest with Applejack and Pinkie Pie by her side. They were talking about the amazing stuff they saw in the woods. All off a sudden, an exhausted Rarity popped in. “Girls! I’m glad I found you all…” she said. “Rare.. what’s goin’ on. Ya look like a nine month pregned timb’rwolf, despaired for some food.” Applejack said with a look of disgust. Rarity looked at herself. “do I really look that bad? I know I’m nude and all, and I’m wet and dirty from the running, but that’s no reason to teas me like that…” “shut it!” Twilight interrupted. “Rarity. What’s going on?” “Rainbow Dash is about to make the biggest mistake ever!” Rarity jelled. “again?” Applejack asked. Twilight ignored the comment “what kind off mistake?” “don’t you know?” Pinkie Pie asked. “Rainbow Dash is mad, because someone spread a rumour that Rainbow Dash is gay. So, she want to take revenge on the one who spread the rumour. And if I’m correct, Dash is about to take revenge on Lily, because she teased Rainbow the most. And Dash known… she probably want to kill her with a spade.” “almost dear… It’s…” Rarity wanted to say. “wait, I wasn’t done yet.’ Pinkie interrupted. “you and Fluttershy tried to reason her, but you failed and now, Dash took the chainsaw.” The three other stood stunned of Pinkie’s monologue. “that’s ridicules.” Twilight said. “yeah.” Applejack “everypony knows that spades are way more effected than a chainsaw. It’s more painful but it takes longer, but that also makes the victim suffer more.” “I prefer the hacksaw” Pinkie Pie said. “you can do much more with it.” Applejack nodded. “agree, but t the best weapon to kill someone is ‘frozen meat.’ Just smack it in his neck and than, you bake the meat. When the cops come in and they ask you ‘do you know something about this case?’ than you can be like ‘no mister shithead, but would you like to have some meat?’ and than he’s like ‘sure, as long as you don’t see it as cannibalism.’ And than he eat the only evidence.” “actually, that was not the thing that was stupid.” Twilight interrupted “I mean… come on. It’s Equestria. Oil isn’t found yet to make the chainsaw work.” “girls!” Rarity yelled. “Rainbow Dash is about to kill someone. We’ve got to stop her!” “oh yeah.” Applejack said. “okay, c’mon y’all.” And the four ponies ran as fast as they could to the market. Looking for Lily. Spoken of Lily. Where is she? That’s right. At home. At the edge of the town, where no one can hear her. Casual, isn’t it?