Doctor Who: The Equestrian Chronicles

by Dr Time Keeper

Season 1 Episode 4: The Great And Powerful Trixie Vs The Doctor

“Come on Twi” The Doctor along with spike were urging on Twilight as she practiced her magic, The Doctor usually works on the TARDIS but some of Twilights tricks sparked his interest and volunteered as attest subject along with spike.
“You can do it” the little dragon also urging his owner and friend.
“Ok here goes” as Twilight reassured herself she charged up her magic and unleashed it on the Time Pegasus and dragon causing moustaches on both of them.
“Ha ha you did it!” spike congratulated twilight on a successful test while The Doctor was…
(LIGHING AND THUNDER AND EVIL MASTERMIND MUSIC IN THE BACK GROUND)
“MU HAHA, I the great and powerful Doctor Rassilon will rule all of Equestria as the pony Lord of Time” Spike and Twilight wondered how the music and lights happened and both thought he was planning this from the beginning.
“Sorry Doctor, it’s just for practice and it’s got to go” Twilight deactivated the spell causing Spike the Doctor’s moustache to disappear as well as the effects puzzling both of The Doctors roommates once again.
“Aww, I looked epic, in fact it reminded me of my godfathers moustache when I met him, dam he was a lot of trouble, I think he’s reformed and scarified himself near the end of my dad’s 10th regeneration, he never explained the details” The Doctor explained before leaving the library with his two friends.

Both The Doctor and Twilight were strolling in the Equestrian sun, discussing different topic they’ve been working on.
“Still 25 tricks and counting, you’re developing quite the arsenal” The Doctor was writing in his note book (using a device that held his notepad and embarrassingly asked the ponyville school teacher Miss Cheerilee to help him write)
“You think, I think it’s great practice” Twilight said with her usual smile. As the two ponies enjoyed the hot sunny day and continued walking yet just at that moment two more slightly younger ponies ran past and somehow dragging The Doctor with them.
“Ahh, hey! Let go!” The Doctor screamed trying to use his wing but before he could they stopped causing The Doctor to go flying and crashing into the side of a house “logic! You traitor” he stated as he got up and dusted himself of “all right You two! start talking”
The two known as snips and snails (why someone would call their son snails I have no idea) both looked extremely happy and where heading for the town square “haven’t you heard, there is a new unicorn in town!” snails explained like it was common knowledge.
“Yea, they say she’s got more magical powers than any other unicorn ever” snips also explained while jumping up and down.
“Well unless her special talent is magic with a side dish of ketchup, I don’t think she could match up to someone like Twilight or me for that matter” he said in a calm and controlled voice unlike the other two.
“Well you’ll have to see for yourself come on” snail explained and both raced to the square with both The Doctor and Twilight in tow.

Nearly the whole town was gathered in the town square to witness the power of the unicorn known as Trixie.
“COME ONE, COME ALL WITNESS THE INCREDIBLE MAGIC OF THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE” she announced herself while rolling the R in her name and the little shack in front of the crowd had opened up in to a stage and she appeared out of smoke “watch in awe as the great and powerful Trixie performs the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes” this time exaggerating her words with fire works.
“my, my, my, what boasting” the fine example of Rarity gives her comments as she details that Trixie is showing off, with spike also sharing her opinion.
“come on, no pony is as magical as Twilighiiii…” spike instantly realising who he was standing next too. The Doctor had discovered on his second day as a pony that spike had a massive crush on Rarity which he thought was weird since they are both different spices but he could recall from experience if you live with a species long enough you can get the attraction “hey Rarity…moustache!” he exclaimed before dashing off confusing Rarity in the process.
“Nothing’s wrong with being talented is there” Twilight asked since she was clearly talented and was worrying about her friends reactions to Trixie.
“Nothing at all, except when someone goes around showing it off like a school filly with fancy new ribbons.
“I’m going to pretend I understood that Apple” The Doctor said since he was oblivious to most of the metaphors AppleJ used.
“well that’s your problem, mister smarty hooves” Apple responded with her strong Texan accent.
“Just because that one has the ability to perform lots of magic does not make one better than everyone else” Rarity explains and pretty well.
“Especially if you got me around being better than everyone else” Rainbows statement bought a death glare from both Time lord and farmer “I mean magic’s shmagic boo” she tried to correct herself as not to face the wrath of the two together, however this discussion caught the attention of Trixie who was one to protect her reputation.
“it seems we have some NEIGH-say’ers in the audience” the instance that she did that The Doctor heard uncontrollable laughter in the back of the crowd, he too found Trixie’s cliché horse sound hilarious but unlike the brown stallion with the green tie at the back he controlled his amusement but still gave a smirk “who is so ignorant as to challenge the magical ability of the great and powerful Trixie, do they not know that they are in the presence of the most powerful unicorn of all of Equestria”
“Pffft, cheap parlour tricks combined with real magic, that’s nothing special” The Doctor could take from experience he had met some of the most famous magicians in his universe “she’s a 2nd grade magician at most” however Rainbow never backed down from a challenge
“So great and powerful Trixie what makes you think you’re so awesome anyway” Rainbow using her ‘not loud at all’ sort of touch.
“Only the great and powerful Trixie has the power to fend off the great URSA MAJOR”
“I would like her reaction to a weeping angle, the cocky witch” The Doctor was known for insulting people for little reason but Twilight had no idea what a weeping angle was and knowing The Doctors she didn’t want to know.
“it is true Trixie is most certainly the best in ponyville” it seemed that Trixie would continue boasting and wanted to show off her talent “don’t believe the great and powerful Trixie” she said in on second long shot “well then i herby challenge you ponies of ponyville anything you can do I can do better” the thought rushed through every one of the mane 6’s head to put her in her place and of course one was bound to stand up “or is Trixie destined to be the greatest equine who has every lived” Spike who had his mouth zipped for some reason was begging Twilight to outshine her but that was before Trixie challenged Twilight herself but after a bit of hesitation it turns out she was talking to Apple jack.
“That’s it, I can stand no more of this” she announced walking up the stage and she began to show a little of her talent “can your little magic do this” and of course she was amazing as she was doing robe skipping near perfectly with the rope bound to her tail and than using the rope to pick an apple which landed perfectly in her mouth “top that missy” and of course Trixie had a trick up her hat.
“oh ye of little talent watch and be amazed at the magic of Trixie” and taking off her hat to use her horn she possessed the rope like a snake which actually mesmerised AppleJ and went off to pick an apple before tripping and binding her legs together and stuffing the apple in her mouth like a pork amazing the crowd after rainbow also tried and failed to win followed by the embarrassment of Rarity, this was the last straw.
“Ok that’s it this has gone on long enough” The Doctor stood up onto the stage and was ready to put Trixie in his place
“And what can you do that the great and powerful Trixie can’t” she said with confidence unknown of the Pegasus which she enraged.
“Bet you can’t go back in time and say hello to yourself” not many ponies knew The Doctor but he was good at what he did second to none.
“That would be the day” and like that another pony walked from behind the curtain wearing the same Tartan tie and same colour mane and coat, in fact looking closely it was the same pony, there were two Doctors
“Sweet Celestia there’s two of them” Apple jack said in shock, both Doctors stood like one looking in a mirror and both looking at Trixie who was shocked to say the least.
“So what, using your twin isn’t magic” the suppose future Doctor smiled while looking at the present Doctor.
“Do you want to show her or should I” the Future Doctor asked his past self.
“Nah be my guest” the Current doctor said with a calm voice “oh did you bring it?” and upon asked the future doctor brought out a leather watch looking thing and pressed a couple of buttons “see you when I’m you” and with one final press the current Doctor vanished leaving the future Doctor in his place and it was clear that the doctor didn’t vanish in smoke or magical energy in fact it seemed electrical and a smoke mark was left in his place.
“Hello future Trixie or is it present Trixie now, oh and here look these over” the now current Doctor gave Trixie a pile of photos which were in fact foal pictures of different ponies including herself and each picture had The Doctor in it pulling off a cheesy grin, even Celestia was in the collection as the bright pick mane and the pure white coat was unmistakable.
“how is that possible, you can’t still be the same taking these photos you should be old” she stated dropping the photos revealing them to the crowd, but the doctor picked up the Celestia one as she wouldn't appreciate her Foal photo in the paper.
“Time travel, you should try it sometime, now where did that Luna one go?” seeing as she couldn't top that she resorted to a different tactic and did a similar bind to The Doctor that she did to Apple Jack minus the apple
“Seems even you can’t beat me even with your impressive talents but i can beat you with something so simple” but the doctor was back on his feat quicker than she seemed possible "how did you get lose?"
“met Houdini learnt his tricks, binds are like cake” and for some reason the Doctor was now wearing a Fedora which some of the mares screamed as he looked rather dashing and Trixie was losing her edge “here let me take your cape” flinging a small pellet to the ground the entire stage was in smoke and once it cleared there were 3 Doctors all wearing a tartan tie and different hats on with a fedora, one with a top hat and one wearing a fez and all three were holding a copy of her hoof woven cape which she still had on
“How is, how is there three of you!” Trixie was now a bit dizzy as even she couldn’t comprehend how three could appear and be completely identical “triplets? It has to be!” but her theories where shot as yet another Doctor appeared from the crowd
“Sorry Trixie, I don’t have any brothers, I do have sisters though” and again another.
“Hey! So do I!” and one by one, more and more doctors showed up all with their eyes on Trixie who was more nervous than Fluttershy on a bad day. And one stepped forward wearing a tartan bowtie and sporting a smashing moustache.
“Great and powerful Trixie! Meet your defeat at the hands of Doctor Rassilon! muhahaha!!” but this one was beat down by the fedora wearing Doctor with a baseball bat.
“You weren’t suppose to show up you old coot, now scat!” Doctor Rassilon sulking away and the Fedora Doctor turned to face his opponent flinging the bat away “it seems I win” now completely freaked Trixie backed off afraid of the Time lord, Twilight did a quick count and saw 24 Doctors in all “see, even you can be stopped in your tracks and I didn’t use an spark of magic, in fact most of your tricks are just for show, like what you did to Rarity, just a combo of green hair spray and some mud, and it’s not difficult to spin Rainbow out of control she does that enough herself”
“Yea! wait what?” Rainbow yelled later confused and offended at The Doctors statements.
“but this is magic” taking of his hat and his Sonic screwdriver while standing on his hind legs, he tapped his hat three times and pulled out Spike, how he got there no one knew, Gummy (Pinkies pet alligator) and then he struggled to get the last one out, he hit his hat a couple of times even letting one of his other self’s try but eventually to the surprise of every one, Trixie especially and the person who came out of the hat was in fact princess Celestia
“oh heavens, where am I” looking around she saw her student Twilight and her friends along with the rest of ponyville which had bowed after about two minutes of shock, finally looking behind her she saw the legion of Doctors “oh hello Doc…tors, do you mind explaining to me what just happened?” after asking her question The Doctor gave a bow (in the thank you kind of sense).
“Princess, a magician must never reveal his secrets, now back to canterlot with you” placing the fedora on Celestia’s head and tapping it with his screwdriver three times again the princess was warped back into the hat with the Doctor replacing it on his head “ta da”
Now defeated, Trixie backed off “you may have defeated me Doctor, but you haven’t seen the last of THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE” flinging a smoke pellet, not at the same strength as The Doctors, to the floor Trixie could be seen fleeing and faint in the back ground was the sound of her vowing her revenge followed by screaming.
“and my work here is done” with the entire crowd cheering thinking it was special effects every doctor used the same device the first one used and zapped out of existence. The mane six where proud and astonished at the skill of their friend, but like all magicians he had one last trick up his sleeve.
“That was amazing, don’t you think Twi!” sitting next to Twilight and eating popcorn was The Doctor with no hat or moustache and Gummy with his jaws snapped to his mane but realising that he was there the whole time made everyone jump.
“How in the hay did you do all that?” Apple jack asked the grey Pegasus of time who was still eating popcorn.
“I remembered I still had this vortex manipulator in my room, so by using the power of probability I decided to get it later on and give it to myself in the past while in the process visited myself over 20 times” he said showing off the device “I wouldn’t of done anything but what she did to you three was just plain cruel so I had to reveal her flaws. Oh and pinkie this little guys yours” he said giving Gummy back to pinkie who jumped off in excitement but The Doctor had one more thing to take care of “Twilight right now I should be back at the house but I need you to give me number 25” rearranging his tie to a bowtie Twilight giggled and gave The Doctor a moustache turning him into Doctor Rassilon and using his Vortex manipulator he vanished

In a flash of light the Doctor walked through the door to catch Twilight writing a letter to Celestia and spike with his own moustache sulking about a failed attempt to woo Rarity.
“You’re late you know!” Twilight said with a mischievous smile on her face and in a second the doctors fine moustache had become a large white beard as punishment for his lateness, but as Twilight learned that day, never ever give the Doctor Facial hair ever again.
(Blue pointy hat appears on The Doctor head and a staff in his right hoof)
“A Time Lord is never late not is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to” making both his Companions laugh uncontrollably.