Twilight raised both her eyebrows, then took a step forwards (I was freaking out).
"I don't remember seeing you anywhere..." She said. "As a matter of fact, I don't think anypony's seen you before!"
"That's what I wanted to talk to you about..."
Twilight Sparkle took another step closer to me, and curiously squinted her eyes.
"What do you mean...?" She said suspiciously.
"W-well...I'm not from around here..." I mumbled.
Twilight got even closer to me, and looked straight up into my eyes (she was so close, that I could feel her chilly breath on my neck)
"Where are you from, then?" She said.
I bit my lower lip (yet again), and looked in the opposite direction, trying to divert my gaze from Twilight's "death stare" (seriously).
Judging by her behavior, I figured she already knew who I was, and what I was doing here. What other options were there? I mean, here I am: a stallion, nopony knows who I am, or where I came from. I'm looking for "Dashie", and I'm obsessed with staying undercover. It's kind of obvious... A bright mind like Twilight's always notices things of that nature.
"......Earth" I whispered.
Twilight's jaw dropped open, and she let out a hushed squeak (much like Fluttershy's). She backed away, mouth still open, and said something that I couldn't understand (gibberish). Spike and Fluttershy stopped arguing, and started paying attention to Twilight.
I thought she already knew where I was from...?
"Uh, you okay Twi'?" Said spike, while scratching his head.
Twilight shook her head, rubbed her eyes against her mane, then blinked a few times (she did this repeatedly).
She stood up, and made her way towards Fluttershy and Spike.
"I-I don't understand...How did you...?" She said, while nudging Fluttershy out the front door with her nose.
Fluttershy tried to climb over Twilight (back into the room), but Twilight kept a firm grip on Fluttershy's mane with her mouth.
"U-um, okay Twilight...I had a great time...I-I ho-" *SLAM*
I shrugged, but not without giggling at how Twilight mercilessly got rid of Fluttershy. (Poor Fluttershy!)
"Beats me, I don't know how I got here myself!" I exclaimed.
After Twilight finished bolting the door shut, she turned around and said: "Well, you didn't come here yourself, did you...?
"No...Not exactly"
I was amazed at Twilight coolness. It's almost like she expected this to happen (maybe she was)... I thought she would call the Princess to take me away!
"What's the last thing you remember?" She said, while taking out her quill and pen (and putting on her silly reading glasses).
Typical...
Meanwhile, Spike was struggling to unbolt the door and let poor Fluttershy in, who was frantically banging on the windowpane and calling for help. He realized he was too short to reach the handle, and he dashed into the other room, looking for a step stool. He couldn't find one, so he grabbed the largest book in the room, and used it as a "height-booster".
Twilight didn't seem to be paying attention to the chaos brewing behind her, and was calmly scribbling something in her silly notebook.
I stood there and gaped at the front door. I looked like it was going to pop off it's hinges from all the rattling!
"...Twilight...?" I said rather quietly
"Yes...?" She replied
"Don't you think you should let Fluttershy in...? I mean, she's freaking out...from the dark...probably thinks something's out to get her..." I neighed (yes, neighed. Believe it.)
"Oh, she'll be fine!" Giggled Twilight (who was obviously enjoying herself).
I looked at Twilight, then at Fluttershy (through the window). Fluttershy looked so desperate (and innocent), that I decided to help her (I always loved every living create, especially animals...ever since I was a toddler. That's why I decided to take care of Dashie).
I marched to the door, kindly pushed Spike aside (he somehow mysteriously unlocked the door), and forced it open (Something was leaning against it, probably Fluttershy).
Fluttershy bolted into the room, and hugged my neck. She hung there for a few seconds, before saying:
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! I was so...scared..."
I grinned, and said: "Figured"
She then flopped onto the ground, blushed, and looked away.
"I think I have a solution" Said Twilight.
*Author's note*: Since some of you couldn't wait for the next chapter, I decided to write this filler for the previous chapter right before I release the next one.