//------------------------------// // FIX ITTTT! // Story: Curse of the Curls // by Bambisbb //------------------------------// Doodle Bug quickly rushed out of her bathroom, slippers still on, and glasses crooked. "Oh hey, Doodle Bu-" Tulip was cut off as Doodle Bug all but trampled her, squealing about 'Stupid Mother Nature, making me with these stupid curls that make me look stupid and stuff, why couldn't she just let it me all frizzy...' The rest of Doodle Bug's complaining was not heard, due to Hoop finding her Faygo stash, and yelling terrifying threats against the pony. ~ ~ ~ ~ Doodle Bug rushed down the Ponyville Market Place, squealing her head off as she tried to best to avoid foals that stood in the way. She surprisingly still had all four slippers on, but her glasses weren't fixed. She continued her mini rampage, until she came to a painful stop as she crashed into Rarity. "Oooh, Darling! I must insist you watch where you're- Oh my! Doodle Bug, your mane!" "I know, it's terrible!" Doodle Bug whined, rubbing her face, "AND I CAN'T FIX IT!" "Terrible? Darling, it's magnificent!" Rarity grinned, beginning to obsess over Doodle Bug's newly curled mane and tail. "How did you ever get it so...I don't have a word!" "Uh. fun story, one I totally DON'T HAVE TIME TO TELL BECAUSE I HAVE TO FIX THIS!" Doodle Bug screeched, taking off again, this time with Rarity hot on her tail. ~ ~ ~ ~ Doodle Bug panted, looking around the place she was in. She wasn't too far out of Ponyville. "This...Is the most...Exercise...I've gotten...Ever..." She wheezed, falling onto her face and whining. She'd lost Rarity a little while back. "Why are you laying in the dirt." "I know that voice..." Doodle Bug muttered, looking up slowly. "OH MY CELESTIA, UNIQUE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME." She squealed, tackling Unique. "Uh...Okay?" "You see the thing going on with my mane and tail? Fix it." "What?" "Fix. It." "I...I don't think I can..." "What? Why?!" "I'm not a hairdresser or anything. Unless you want your mane tragically chopped off, to were you look like a stallion, because I can do that." "But you're like, magical!" "Who told you I was magical? I'm just incredibly sexy." "...But, you know...The blue and the standing on your hind legs only." "It's because I'm awesome." "...I'm just going to continue on my way to Canterlot." "Okay! See you around! Maybe..." Unique waved at Doodle Bug as she ran towards Canterlot, only stopping when he couldn't see her. "Well. That was something." He stated, getting up and continuing on his way.