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// (insert bacon here) 
// Story: an unnecessary remake of the last human(s) 
// by rainbowderp117 
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	It twas dark and cold in the author's room and he woke up because of his dog scratching at his face. "Where is my damn bacon" he said as a fragment of his memory crossed his mind and he yelled "holy f***ing s**t It has been three f***ing months since I had made a chapter for this sh****y fanfiction I need to finish the third chapter!!!" so he then rushed into the room with the pc in it and tripped over his dog. And now you get to read the third chapter that you didn't want or need.

Jack jumped because of the pony screaming at the top of it's lungs so he ran toward it with the knife thinking it would shut it's trap but he "accidentally" tripped over a banana peel and his knife rammed into it's skull. "Oh crap this fanfic is getting as violent as the original" he said to himself. His palms were sweaty,  he's weak beat tekeshi Japanese spaghetti. Anyways he was shaking all over and moved as far away from the dead pony as he could by crawling behind the house. 

"Did you hear that?" said Spike to twilight as he was preparing the super special secret cake mix. 
"Yes I did, and by the way it sounded we might want to tell Celestia to bring guards here" she said to Spike "We need to tell the others right now!" she shouted before she ran out the door.	
"Wait for me!" yelled spike.

"Um where the hell am I" Gary said looking around the town he went into with weird multicolored ponies staring at him 
"Your in Ponyville of course didn't you read the sign before you got here" said a pony with a rainbow mane to him.
"Didn't you read the sign that said no gays before you got here" Gary said to it which made it yell F**K you! Before it collided into its face and blacked him out. "Pay the medical bill later" he murmured

Jack peaked around an alley to see what all the commotion was about he noticed a body that looked human  and when he looked closer he noticed who it was and yelled "GARY!!!" then ran back to the alleyway noticing what he had just done. "Crap at this rate they'll find me easily" he said to himself as the confused crowd of ponies gazed in his direction. "I need a way out of here before they find me" he said as a he heard a train near where he was "I got it!!" he said before a light bulb hit him in the head.