The tales of bad oc land.

by Dat Juan Pon3y


The Crystal Empire.

The evil six were now becoming very aware that the other ponies were being frightened by their doings. They decided it would be best if the did something moderately good for once instead of going to bad oc land and killing people with coke bottles. The death total was high enough as is. And thats the day the crystal empire mysteriously disappeared.

After arriving at the train station, Twilight Sparkle noticed that something was missing. The girls sat there for about thirty minutes trying to figure out what it was. ( As you can see, the evil six are not that bright.) Then Pinkie Pie announced, "I think that we should be getting a move on in the invisible empire already!"

Rainbow Dash was very confused. "Pinkie, what invisible empire?"

"The one thats supposed to be right in front of us silly!"

The girls then walked on the path to where the crystal empire should have been, only to be pushed to the ground by a magical barrier. Rainbow took to the air, and tried to use a sonic rainboom to go through it, only to be flung straight into bad oc land, where she had to fight off all of the original characters (who had been made into zombies by a survivor) with her awesomeness.

Next Pinkie Pie made it a cake. Absolutely nothing happened. After that Applejack bucked it, and it bucked back leaving her with a big bruise covering her cutie mark. Rarity made no attempt to get through it, as she may get dirt on her hooves. Twilight decided to use her magic, so she went ham on that bitch. She started firing lasers, then went Naruto style and made clones who made clones who made clones who made clones who made clones who did indeed make clones, until the barrier was outnumbered 500 to 1. They then proceeded to fire lasers at the barrier, which fell instantly.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OBLITORATED THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE. NICE JOB.

The girls then decided to head home after making sure that nopony survived. Even though it was subtle they did notice a slight change in the moons feature. It was smiling.