//------------------------------// // GMOs are good for your health // Story: Tiara Gets Put Down - Princess Style // by Sweet Cats //------------------------------// Now of course, everypony would assume that Princess Celestia was absolutely perfect and any spell should she cast, would be perfect. Wrong. Now, where was I? Oh, yes... Skidding... '40 miles an hour? I'm never going to make it! I can't miss this meeting, it's the most important one of the month! Wait.. Derp, I have magic,' she thought to herself. Celestia quickly started putting on the breaks, and started to skid down the hallway. She was quickly heading toward a concrete wall, so with wide eyes, she quickly teleported herself into the meeting. But she must of accidentally casted a little too quickly, because she ended up in the wrong spot in the room. Diamond Tiara was just waiting for the Princess to arrive, still working on her fool-proof evil plan that was totally going to work. Totally. So she asked her father for a pen and some paper, and started to scribble down some notes in code, so nopony else could read it. 'None of these ponies are actually smart enough to even understand normal writing anyways! Don't even get me started on code! Erm, stop talking to yourself Tiara... Starting, now!', Tiara thought to herself as she wrote. But she was really surprised when Celestia poofed into her lap, crushing her hair and her bones. "I just got my hair done! How could y- I mean, I forgive you, umm.. Your Majesty," she said as she attempted to shove the embarrassed (and in shock) Princess off her lap. "Forgive me? No, I should forgive you for being in my way!" Celestia said a little too loudly before teleporting to her seat. "Erm... I mean.. Oh forget it! I decree that this meeting has begun!" Celestia poofed up some paperwork, and laid it on the table. "Now then, Mr.Makeshift!" A brown stallion appeared from behind a room separator. He had dark grey mane and tail with streaks of a lighter shade, that looked like he didn't even brush it. He had an apron that matched his hair, and it looked like it just came out of a thrift store. 'He lives up to his name,' Diamond thought with a snort. "Yes, my Princess?" "Fetch me the royal head chef!" "Yes, Your Majesty!," he replied before running off to fetch the chef. Within seconds, an orange unicorn with a white mane teleported next to Celestia. She had a large white chef's hat, and a white apron that said, 'Applejack Best Pony' with a picture of a smug Applejack on it. Which was totally weird and unfashionable, so Diamond Tiara snorted (again) at the sight of her. 'What does that even mean? Is she some sort of stalker pony? Is she in love with Applejack? Gross! Who would fall in love with Apple Bloom's sister?' "Hello, Ms.Cheese! Will you please list the ingredients needed for my uhh.. 'special dessert' that we still need?" Celestia asked politely. "It would be my pleasure, Princess. Let's see..." Ms.Cheese used her magic to make a grocery list appear. "Milk, check. Strawberries, check. Umm, we are fresh out of grainies, Your Majesty." Diamond Tiara raised her like she was in class, and Celestia raised an invisible pony eyebrow. "Yes, Ms.Tiara? Is there something wrong? Do you have to use the little fillies room?" Tiara's cheeks became red with embarrassment. "No, Princess. I have two questions." "And what are they?" "One, why do you need cake?" "Uhh, next question." "But you haven't answered the first one yet!" "Princess, the meeting?," a business pony squeaked, but Celestia didn't hear her. "What is your second question?" Celestia asked, ignoring what Tiara said. "Fine," Tiara grumbled. "What are grainies?" "No clue. What are they, Ms.Cheese?" Celestia turned to the orange unicorn. "I dunno, Princess. Well, I know what they are but I don't know why we add them into cake. Maybe they are good for your health, like G.M.Os." "But G.M.Os are bad for your health!" Tiara replied with a tone of annoyance. "Then maybe I should feed you some..." Celestia muttered. "What are G.M.Os anyways? Are they dangerous?" "No." Ms.Cheese replied. "Wait, are you trying to poison me, Ms.Cheese?! You are a liar! MR.MAKESHIFT!!" Celestia yelled psychotically. "I said no, Your Majesty!," she yelped as Mr.Makeshift and a bunch of guards came hurling at her. "I was joking.. Ugg, can't a princess have ANY fun anymore? This was the best meeting I've had in centuries, and it was still horridly boring! Guards, back to your positions and help Ms.Cheese back to the royal kitchen. Mr.Makeshift, go build me another torchure dungeon. This alicorn is bored out of her mind again." Celestia sighed. 'Wait, this is just the perfect moment! Commence operation Princess Diamond!' "Wait! Princess Celestia, I have another way for you to have fun!" "You do?" Celestia raised her invisible pony eyebrow again. "Yes!" "Princess, the meeting-" Filthy Rich moaned. "In a minute, Mr.Rich." Celestia said without taking her glaring eyes at Diamond. "What is your idea, Ms.Tiara?" "Princess, we really must-" "SHUT UP!" The princess yelled and zipped Filthy Rich's mouth shut with a magic zipper. "What were you saying, Diamond?" "First, we get rid of these drab ponies," Tiara said with an evil grin as she looked around the room, seeing frightened business ponies everywhere. "I am going to like this." Celestia replied with the same evil expression. 'I am going to like teaching this filly a lesson for interrupting my important meetings.' Celestia thought to herself.