//------------------------------// // We have Twilight! // Story: Ponies In Space // by EverlastingKnightmare //------------------------------// The Chevron shook when Father Night’s beam it the ship. “What was that?!” Fleetwood looked down a Wilcox who was looking at a screen. “A lazer beam, sir!” Fleetwood looked bemused. “You mean he actually learned how to shoot at us?” “Yes, sir.” Fleetwood glared at the screen showing Father Night’s ship. “Well, return fire!” One of the large lazer canons on the ship spun around to aim at Night’s ship when it hit the control tower of the Chevron, denting its haul. A voice came over the intercom. “Warning, breach in hallway 3.” Fleetwood turned and looked around the bridge. “Who’s manning that gun?!” A gray mare with blond hair and crossed eyes turned to him for where she sat. “Me, sir!” Fleetwood stared at her eyes for a moment and leaned in close to Wilcox. “What’s with her?” Wilcox looked at him. “She’s a asshole, sir. Major-” He began to crack up. “Major Asshole!” He then began laughing like a mad man when Fleetwood shoved his hoof in Wilcox’s mouth. “Oh, no, you don't! I'm not being sued by Mel Brooks today! Continue firing-and reassign Derpy to another job!” Wilcox nodded and turned back to his computer. “Wait, where did he go?” He looked at the screen to see that Father Night had left. Fleetwood looked at the screen a moment, facehoofed, then “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-” [I can not believe that worked! HAHAHAHAHA!] {Ya! Their not even following us! Thats funny as all hell!} While they were distracted by the gun hitting the ship I turned tail and ran! I mean this ship ain’t fit for combat! {Alright kids, let’s land somewhere in Equestria so we can try and hide.} [Aww but I want to fly around some more!] {No! We are landing and thats final!} <[AWWW!]> I turned the ship around and was met by a bigger ship. “Well, fuck.” On the large destroyer the pony watching the radar called his commander over. “Commander, wir haben ein kleines Schiff entdeckt, dass Befehl identifiziert hat als Vater Nacht! Sollen wir Feuer auf ihn?” The commander gave him a confused look. “What?” The radar operator smiled sheepishly. “Oh, sorry. Commander, we have spotted a small ship that command has identified as Father Night! Should we fire upon him? “ The commander looked at him for a few moments then facehoofed. “Herman, ever since I gave you that English to German dictionary from me for hearth's warming eve, you've been acting like hot shit! Fire upon the enemy craft!” Herman did a salute. “Yes, sir.” “FUCK! THEY ARE POINTING THE CANONS AT US!” I pressed a lot of buttons trying to get the hell out of the wat but it was all in vain as it opened fire and almost all the shots hit my fucking ship! MY NEW FUCKING SHIP! I heard a lot of beeping and stuff so I did the only thing a captan could do! Go down with the ship agents his will saying a LOT of swear words. [Censored for all you little kids out there!] As we got closer and closer the the planet I got more frantic. “WHERE THE HELL AM I LANDING THIS!? GAH!” {Good idea! Oh this is going to hurt like hell...} I steered the ship as best as I could to crash in the sand and for once karma felt good to me as landed without much problems. Of course I went head first out of the window of the ship and got stuck for a moment. “Dur furk....” I muttered pulling myself out. “Alright, now to find a place.” I looked around until I saw a rusty sign. “Well what does this say?” I looked at it closely. “Welcome to Marizona?!” [Well we’re fucked.] I looked around and saw no roads. “SON OF A BITCH!” I stomped on the sand. “Oh well, let’s find some water.” I began walking through the desert landscape looking for water. Fleetwood waited by the door as the Chevron landed. “Fool me once shame on me fool me twice shame on you. I’m going to get that bloody king!” He growled as the door’s opened. He jumped out and looked around the desert for any signs of life. “Hmm.” He turned to the door and called. “ALRIGHT YOU GUYS! GET EVERYTHING UNLOADED AND SET UP!” His outfit changed to a wild west villian look. A lot of ponies started unloading vehicles and such. Suddenly Luna showed up in a summer dress. “Fleetwood, I will be joining you on your hunt.” He nodded as one of the cars, a Cadillac Series 62, was unloaded with Wilcox in the drivers seat. “Almost done, sir!” He called pulling the car up to them. “Greeting your majesty.” He did a little bow with his head. “Shut up Wilcox.” She muttered getting in the back. Fleetwood looked at him and grinned. “Ya shut up Wilcox.” “Well what the hell did I do?!” Fleetwood shrugged and got in the car. After the other vehicles got unloaded they set off. After a few miles their car stopped moving. “I know we haven’t found him yet.” Fleetwood glared at Wilcox. “Um, sorry, the car is stuck.” Luna and Fleetwood glard death at him. Wilcox shover his head out the window. “PUSH THE FUCKING CAR OUT OF THE SAND!” He yelled to some ponies. As soon as they were un-stuck they went on until it got stuck again. “WILCOX!” Both Luna and Fleetwood shouted. “Water......Dieing.......Something.” I went face first into the sand as the sun was going down. [By our beard we are going to die out here!] {I want one...} I finally passed the fuck out. Twilight was out for a random walk when she spotted Father Night. “What the?” She muttered galloping over to him. “NIGHT!?” She picked his passed out ass up. “You don’t look do good, I have to get you back to the temple.” She muttered running back the way she came, as soon as she got to there she was greeted by a sign. It said ‘Marizona Temple of Celestia’. She pushed opened the huge door and walked past all the shocked ponies as they stared at her carrying Night’s passed out form. She got to a empty room and splashed a bowl of water, which was on a table beside the bed, on his face. “WHAA! COLD!” I flinched at the sudden coolness as it splashed over me. “What the he- TWILIGHT!” I lunched forward and grabbed her in a hug. “I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SEE YOU AGAIN! or anypony for that matter.” I let her go and back up. “So what go’s on?” She thought for a moment then looked up at me. “Well I run a temple now, one of the last few for that matter.” I nodded and looked around. “Nice place, I must say.” She laughed and nodded. “Ya, why just the other day I-” [Oh my god talking for no reason! Shit is going to hit the fan!] <{3....2.....1....}> Just then a sudden crash shook the building. “Eeyup! I knew it! They found me!” Twilight looked at me blankly. “I have a new found hatred for you...” I laughed. “Just a normal Monday then!” “Keep firing!” Fleetwood ordered the Afrika Ponies to keep firing. [No duh shit head.] Luna sat there and watched the temple start falling to pieces. “What are we suppose to do now!?” Twilight glared at me. “It's alright, I know how these si-fi fics go: You hold them off while I get away. Thanks!” She watched me a moment then started following. “Hell no, I'm coming with you!” --------------------- It's finally done! YES! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!