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// In which...he spells everyone's name wrong 
// Story: In Which Discord does stuff. 
// by Grey Faerie 
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	"Cough cough. This is the story about the time Aplejack had a slumber party with Ran Bow Dash, Raity, Pikie Pie, Flutershy and Twiight. Appejack had sent a letter to all her little friends. Grannie Smiph was going out of town with Bic Mac and Appple Blooom. The little filly was worried her sister would be lonely or decide to go nuts and farm til her heart gave out. But Applejck said not to worry. Her friends would keep you company. Just not in the 'if you know what I mean' way cause Apple Bwoom wouldn't know what it means."

"Will you stop spelling everyone's names wrong?"

"What do you mean? I'm telling a story about Applefack and her friends, Pincie Pie."

"My name isn't spelt that way."

"I don't know what you're talking about, Piikie."

"Hey!"

"What? I'm saying it correctly."

"Yes, but you're spelling it wrongly."

"What does it matter?"

"It's my name! I care about how my name is spelt. And don't be flipping the letters either."

"Like Jappleack? Is that a thing?" He scratched his chin.

Applejack leaned to Twilight. "Do you have any idea what is going on?"
"No, but I prefer it to him telling the story." They looked at each other and nodded.