In Which Discord does stuff.

by Grey Faerie


In which...he snores

"Did you have to fall asleep at the concert? Your snoring was almost louder than the ponies playing. It was so embarrassing!" Luna snorted at Discord.
"It was boring, really, what else do you expect me to do?"
"Sit and be good." She glared ahead. The mane six, the two princess and Discord had just come back from a wonderful concert of classical music.
"You snore." Fluttershy said. "Quite loudly sometimes too."
"I do! That's so odd." Discord took a thinking pose. He looked rather bewildered. "I don't see why. It isn't like I have all the same tubes and fixings like you mortals do. Why would that happen?"
"Maybe cause it's odd that you snore. It doesn't make sense for someone without the same anatomy as a person that can snore to be able to snore. You're kinda the king of doesn't make sense." Pinkie explained.
"Yeah. That does sound right. It's still just so odd. Does it bother you?"
"Sometimes, but I find it so hilarious most times. It's on the rare occasion I really can't take it. Then I hold a pillow over your head until it stops."
Twilight gave her the most stunned look.
Pinkie sputtered, "He doesn't really breath anyway! It's just, like closing a valve so the air goes out somewhere else. He told me to do it."
"I did." Discord managed to get out. He was doubled over in laughter from the look on everyone's face.