Discord: A Chaotic Story

by Epicdiscord214


The Draconequus Himself

Come and answer the call
This is a world for all
For both strong and meek
Nobody can see
How things can be
Both brave and weak
But if you're responsibility's
To see endless possibilities
You're welcome to come across
This is a world for all
For both order and chaos
Order and chaos
Order and chaos
Come to the land where yin and yang are rightful and needed
And a warning heeded
To see what's seeded
And know what we did
To deserve a great loss
But this is a world for all
For both order...
Order...
ORDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER...
AND CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Darkness surrounds the mysterious figure in the hood. He looked at a green crystal ball with the city of Canterlot revealed.
“Mine,” the hooded figure hissed. “This all used to be mine. The ponies of all kind bowed before my incomparable power. No magic in Equestria would be measured up against me. Then, I was taken down. They all thought I was dead. In fact, some even forgot I ever existed. But I'm still breathing and I've recently come across a great prophecy; one that foretells a power for me to take control of. All I needed was the right ponies willing to assist. And I found them. The Royal Four Prophecy will be fulfilled and no one will stop me; not even the noblest and bravest hero that ever stepped on the ground.”


In the Canterlot castle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Cadence, and Princess Twilight Sparkle came to their meeting table. They each sat simultaneously. Suddenly, when Twilight sat down, the four heard a sound. BBBLLLLRRRRRT! Twilight looked in her seat and found a whoopee cushion.
“Where did that come from,” Luna asked.
“Is it from Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie,” Cadence asked.
“Neither,” Twilight growled when she saw a picture of someone on the cushion. “DISCOOOOOOOOOOOORD!”
Suddenly, Discord appeared out of nowhere and laughed loudly.
“Discord, this is not funny,” Luna said.
“I know, but I can't stop,” Discord laughed.
“Not the laughing,” Luna said.
“Discord, you were brought out of your statue prison to make amends for the evil you've done in the past,” Celestia said.
“Now, hold on a minute,” Discord said after he calmed down. He snapped his fingers and a piece of paper appeared in his eagle claw. “There is nothing in this agreement that says I can't enjoy myself every once in a while. What's wrong with a guy like me wanting some fun out of life.”
“I'm sure you had plenty of fun even before you first took over Equestria,” Twilight Sparkle said.
“Not really,” Discord said. “The point is, I'm not going to just sit back while opportunities are knocking. Don't worry, it's only practical jokes and I'll still do a great amount of good, but in the meantime, I've got to enjoy life.”
“Don't ask why,” Twilight told everyone. “It's a trap.”
“Why,” Cadence asked.
“I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, PRINCESS CADENCE,” Discord answered.
“Oh, boy,” the princesses sighed.

If you're looking for fun,” Discord sang
Well, I am the one
Who will provide you what you need
If you need to taste the sky
You can always count on I
Just follow my lead
'Cause I'm one of a kind
A little out of my mind
But I'll still seize the day
I am one of a kind
As you will find
I take every moment to play
I'm not evil nor am I bad
I'll fix every ill deed that I had
If I could, I'd like to rewind
And fix what I did
'Cause I'm one of a kind
Well, if you need a path
To help you laugh
Follow the road I walk
You've probably heard tales
'Bout my plans and their fails
Well, believe how they talk
But I'm one of a kind
So swift and refined
As you may have heeeeeeeaaaaaaard
I AM ONE OF A KIND
I DON'T CROSS THE LINE
I'M JUST A CHARACTER THEY'VE PREFERED
AS MUCH AS RAINBOW DASH SOARED OR RARITY WHINED
I PREFER TO BE OOOOOOOOOOONE...
OOOOOOF AAAAAA...
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
WHAT FUN IS THERE IN MAKING SENSE

As soon as Discord finished his song, there was nothing but silence. Discord held up a dull, red neon sign that said “Applause”.
“As... logical as that sounds, Discord,” Celestia said, “You still have a job to do. Unless you can find a way to do fix your mistakes and make a few new ones at the same time, don't barge in on our meetings.”
“Oh, fine,” Discord grunted. He then disappeared.
“I thought we'd never get rid of him,” Cadence said. “Now, down to business.”
What they didn't know was that far from the window, a tall, hooded pony was looking through a telescope into their meeting.
“We've found what we need,” the pony said. “Queen Chrysalis, are you sure your Changelings can make it to the princess? We only get one shot.”
“Oh, do not worry, partner,” the pony-like insect beast said. “My Changelings will get in there and capture the target before anyone notices. Although, we've got to make sure they keep their disguises. After what happened last time we were in Canterlot, my hive can only have enough strength to keep their cover if they concentrate. They must have nothing distract them.”
“No excuses,” the hooded pony snapped. “If our plan is to be complete, we must have Princess Luna in our clutches! NOW, GO!”
The Changelings took the forms of different ponies and entered Canterlot grounds. The hooded pony chuckled with evil in his voice.
"I hope you enjoy this day, my little ponies," the hooded pony said. "It may be the last one you'll ever have before I reclaim what was taken from me."