Author's Note: Pretty much everyone said scary images are cool. For those of who who are still scared(Zoom), I'll be putting a warning when those come up. I don't want anyone bitching at me that I gave them nightmares. Anyway, just remember that this chapter here is not in canon. Everypony is back from Las Pegasus, Vine and Fleur are mares again, Fern is living with them and is working at The Sleepy Stallion, Hail has gone back to Cloudsdale, and basically everything is back to normal as normal gets for the group. Now, on with the story.
Ice, Drax, Zeph, and I all sit in the living room together in a circle around a table. Ever since Zeph found out he sucks at poker so badly, he's wanted us to teach him how to play better. Luna, this is boring.
I groan as I lay back in the couch I'm sitting on. "What's up, Blue?" Zeph asks.
"This is just so boring. Can't something just happen?"
"I don't get you, Blue. Whenever something is happening, you complain that you want it to be over. But when nothing is going on, you're bored out of your mind. Does anything ever please you?"
"Your mom."
"Dude."
"Sorry, I get grumpy when I'm bored."
"*sigh* Don't I know it?"
"Well, you could always go check to see if the girls or Dark are up to anything interesting." Drax suggests.
"Hmm, I think I'll try that. See you guys later." I get up and trot out of the house.
"Okay, now back to our game." Ice says. He puts his cards down to show a full house. "Read it and weep, gentlemen."
Zephyr glares at his cards. "I hate this game."
While that's going on, I continue to walk through the streets in an attempt to find something to do.
'Hmm, well, there's always something going on with Pinkie. Guess I'll try over at Sugarcube Corner.' I think to myself.
I nod to myself(yeah, I'm weird) and start picking up my pace.
I get to the sweets shop and am immediately greeted by two foals. "Hey, Pound, Pumpkin. Haven't seen you two in a while."
"Oh, it's so nice to see you again, Blue." Mrs. Cake says.
"You too. Hey, is Pinkie around?"
"She's in the back. Feel free to go see her if you want."
"Thanks."
I walk through the flapping doors into the back to find Pinkie talking to a wall. Oh boy.
"And I said, "Oatmeal? Are you crazy?"." she says to the wall.
"Um, Pinkie?"
"Oh, hey, Breezy. Don't mind me, I was just talking to the readers." she turns and waves at the wall with a smile.
Okay, I know I said I'd stop questioning Pinkie, but I just gotta know what she's talking about.
"Pinkie, what readers? What does that mean?"
"Oh, that's easy. I can break the fourth-wall. I'm the only pony I know who can."
"Fourth-wall? Didn't you mention that while we were in Las Pegasus?"
"Yep, I sure did."
"So if I broke the fourth-wall, I could also do all the things you do?'
"Yep."
"Hey, you also talked to the readers through a wall at Zephyr and Drax's party! I bet if I break that wall, I can talk to the readers too!"
"Well, that's not exa-" I dash off before Pinkie can finish. "Blue! Wait! Uh oh."
I make a mad sprint back to my house in an attempt to break the mysterious wall. I see my house come up.
"Perfect." I prepare a Double Hurricane Hoof. As I approach the house, I slam both hooves into the wall Pinkie waved at from the outside, breaking down the entire thing.
"What the buck?!" the others shout from inside.
I put a hoof to my chin. "Hey, it didn't work! Did I do it from the wrong side?"
"Blue, what the buck are you doing?!" Zephyrs shouts.
"Trying to break the fourth-wall."
"WHAT?!"
"Sorry, guys! I'll fix the house later, but right now, I need to do this!" I shout before running off.
"Should we do something about this?" Ice asks the others.
"I... I don't know. I'm kinda scared to try anything right now."
'Well, that was a bust. No pun intended. Maybe Twilight will have a book that can help.'
I keep dashing through the streets, ponies giving me quizzical looks. I come to the giant tree and furiously knock on the door.
Twilight answers the door and looks at me. "Blue, what's the big rush?"
"I'm trying to figure out how to break the fourth-wall. Do you have any books on it?"
"Fourth-wall?" she giggles. "I think you've been spending too much time around Pinkie."
"I'm serious here, Twilight!"
Dark walks up from behind her. "Dude, you're losing it."
"I am not losing it!"
"Yep, definitely losing it."
"Aw, buck this!" I shout before running off again.
"I'm worried about him." Twilight says.
"Me too." Dark says.
I continue to run before stopping to catch my breath on a bench. "Why does everything have to be so difficult?"
Pinkie comes bouncing up to me. "Blue! Thank Celestia I found you! You gotta stop this!"
"I can't! I need to discover its secrets!"
"Blue, you're not ready for the fourth-wall. There are unspeakable horrors that lie in there."
"I don't care!" I put my hooves together in a prayer. "Celestia, please help me in my quest to break the fourth-wall!"
Just then, a bright flash comes out of nowhere and out comes Princess Celestia. "Good day, my little ponies."
"Princess Celestia! You heard my prayers! I didn't actually think it would work!"
"Actually I just came to try and stop you from destroying anymore of the town."
I slump. "Oh."
"Just messing with you."
'Troll'
'I heard that.'
'Dang!'
"Anyways, Blue Breeze. Are you absolutely sure you want this? Like Pinkie said, there are many horrors to the fourth-wall."
"Yes, I do want this. I can take it."
"Very well." her horn begins to glow as she puts it to my head. I feel a strange sensation go throughout my skull before she pulls away. "There, you are now fully capable of breaking the fourth-wall."
"Sweet!" I look over and finally see all the readers Pinkie has been mentioning. "Wow! Hey, everypony!" I give a wave. I put a hoof to my chin. "I bet I can do more."
I start stepping through a strange barrier and pop out of this strange black box. On the other side a strange, hairless ape sits on a couch.
"What the fuck?!" he shouts.
"Wow! Humans really do exist! Guess I owe Lyra an apology."
"This can't be happening!"
"Oh, but it can. I'm Blue Breeze. What's your name?"
"Well, um, I-I'm Tim."
"Well, nice to meet ya, Tim. If you don't mind, I'm just gonna explore around this black box thing you have. Bye!" I go back inside to boldly go where not many ponies have gone before.
Tim just sits there in shock. "Maybe making Blue Breeze break the fourth-wall wasn't such a good idea."
"Now, what to explore first?" I ask myself. I start looking around and find a file called "Ponies".
Don't expect there to be any clop in there.
I go over and open it up. I start looking through and I gotta say, this stuff's pretty awesome. Apparently these humans know of our existence and celebrate us as some kind of icons. Pretty sweet if you ask me. This artwork is pretty bucking awesome too.
"Well, enough of that." I leave the folder and come across another called "Video Games. "I wonder if this place shares any of the same games we have in Equestria."
I open it and, yeah, they do, only slightly altered to fit they're world. Mario Bros., Legend of Zelda, Kirby, and even some kind of Ponymon copy called Pokemon. The only one I didn't recognize in there was Minecraft. Oh well.
I close the folder again and come up to one called "NSFW". "Huh, wonder what that one is."
I open and-NO BUCKING WAY! It's his porn! He has more in here than all the drawers back at my house. It's actually kinda weird. What's with the round things on their chests? Oh well. Different strokes for different folks. I'd probably be all into this if I were human too.
"Okay, that's done with." I leave and go searching some more.
"Creepypasta"." I read the next one. "What could be so creepy about pasta?"
I hop in and... WHAT THE BUCK IS THIS?!
(WARNING! THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS CREEPY!)
Jeff the Killer:
Smile Dog:
Slender Man:
Exorcist:
Cupcakes:
"PINKIE?! WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?!" I put my hooves to my head before breaking down into the fetal position.
Outside the fourth-wall
"Oh no. I was worried about this." Celestia says.
"Princess, you gotta help him!" Pinkie shouts.
"Yes, of course."
Celestia aims her horn at the portal, sending a beam of telekinetic energy to pull me out
She pulls me out, me still scared out of my mind. "Fourth-wall scary. Fourth-walll scary. Fourth-wall scary."
"Breezy..." Pinkie says, inching towards me.
"AH! A DEMON!" I immediately back away in fear.
"Breezy..?" Pinkie asks sadly, losing a bit of volume in her mane.
"Do not worry, Pinkie. I'm going to erase his memory of this. This is exactly why most ponies should never break the fourth-wall."
She aims her horn at me and fires a beam into my head. The awful memories as well as any memories about today start fading away.
"There, he should be just fine now." Celestia says. She flashes away with her magic.
I rub my head as I get up. "What happened?"
Pinkie's smile returns to her face. "And that's how Equestria was made!"
I shake my head and smile at her. "Pinkie Pie, you are so random."