Equestria was a peaceful land. All the little ponies roamed free and happy, eating the flesh of ogres. It had been like a warmth had spread across the nation, puring it of any bad things to come. It was almost like nothing bad could possibly happen.
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Ahem. I SAID IT WAS ALMOST LIKE NOTHING BAD COULD HAPPEN!
Suddenly, a giant onion rained down from the sky, and on top of it was an army of ogres, ready to invade! The onion hit the ground and it exploded. All the ogres died. So, nothing bad happened. Princess Celestia then ate all the dead green corpses because she's a fatty McfatFatt. Oh, and luna got a terminal illness and died. Oh well. Nopony cared about her anyway. So, the world continued on, undisturbed by the ogre menace. It was so great that all the ponies got overexcited and had a heart attack. Boo fucking hoo.
Then the ogres came and claimed the nation as Ukraine. They thought it was very original.
Then, the author kept writing a bunch of fucking filler and ended the story right there.
DONE MOTHERFUCKER.