A/N: This is a joke chapter, don't take it seriously. It's to act as a filler, so my proof reader has time to proof read the newest chapter. I will alternate between proof readers, so it will vary in how many errors I made. This chapter was whipped up in a good two hours, and wasn't sent to any of my proof readers. This appeared on the spot. New chapter is coming soon also, so wait on that. Another thing, I had fun writing this out, so if you want another filler, un-canonical chapter, just request it at my user page. I'll occasionally look back at the comments to see if anyone wants one of these, so ask away. Cheers!
Chapter 3?: Death And Glory
The royal army surrounded X and Zero. Pegasi occupied the air space and Earth and Unicorns blocked all means of escape for our duo.
"Stop! In the name of Celestia and Luna's beloved flank!" A lead pegasi dropped down, assumed to be the leader. Every pony yelled in agreement. "My name is Silver Storm and you are under arrest for intruding the wildlife in the Everfree forest." Two earth ponies grabbed X and Zero's arms, but Zero kicked them off.
"Over my dead body you are." Zero stared at them with cold, dead eyes. The legendary God of Destruction struck fear in those two, and they melted to butter. Zero took out his Z-Saber. X, reluctant, retracted his hand and replaced it with the X Buster. X sighed. He suddenly flashed violently, and blackness consumed X. His eyes, a tranquil blue, and his armor, changed into a beautiful white. He was now the God of Creation. Legend has is that this Reploid, along side the God of Destruction, will bring down planets and galaxies if ever awoken. Silver Storm, shaking in his hooves, slowly went back. X and Zero, in an instant, cut up the Silver Storm into many pieces. So many, that one would say they made fine powder out of him. The corpse of the former leader of the Royal Army, laid on the ground. It took a few seconds for the blood to spill over the dirt. The other guards were utterly terrified, but loyal under Celestia and Luna, decided that these criminals must be apprehended at once.
The Earth ponies dove under cover, pulling out AK-47's and M4A1s. The Unicorns equipped their destructive magic and the Pegasi went away, only to come back with fighter jets. The Mane 6 were pulled back to safety, all the way back to the Ponyville Library. A squad of the Royal Guard went in as well, to serve and protect the Elements Of Harmony.
"T-t-t...they just..." Rainbow Dash choked. The rest of the ponies already knew what Rainbow was going to say, and also had the terrified feeling.
"Quick! We need a report on this battle!" A pegasus shouted. Ponies scattered across the room, pulling out various means of machinery. One used Twilight's telescope to view the battle, jotting down notes to report to the Princess. Other ponies built medical bays, but they knew it wasn't needed, based on X and Zero's sudden change.
Back to the battlefield, various bullets were fired at the Dastardly Duo. Loud cracks of thunder erupted from a tank, blowing a crater in the area where X and Zero was. Everypony stopped shooting, but the tank was sliced in half. Zero had transformed, sporting a black armor, and grey hair. His sword was a deep purple, and the tank blew up. Zero turned around and looked at the ponies. X readied his buster and shot multiple rounds into a few ponies. Their bullets bounced off of X and Zero's armor. The terrifying result of the battle was already decided. The ponies were going to lose.
Despite this, the ponies still fought. Pegasi dropped bombs upon bombs at X and Zero, and the Unicorns shot Fire Balls, Ice Spikes and Thunder from their horns. Some combined the power, and made a giant ball, a mix of Ice, Fire, Wind, and Lightning. The ball quickly changed color and became a bright white, almost as big as the Sun itself. The Unicorns unleashed it, Earth ponies diving over the debris, Pegasi flying higher to avoid the damage, but still in position to do damage. The bright light enveloped X and Zero, and dug a deep hole into the Earth.
After a few minutes, the light dissipated, and the Gods were nowhere to be found. The ponies sighed, and put their guns away; a grave mistake. A giant plasma shot erupted from the sky, and brought down the fist of God upon the ponies. Unicorns, Earth and Pegasi were lost in a bunch, only a few survivors. The rest of the still alive army looked up. X was hovering and prepared another charged shot. It sucked up clouds from afar, water from rivers and ponds, and dirt from the forests. The Shot of Mercy, a deadly weapon, glowed a bright white. Zero, was on the ground. His hand glowed. He recalled upon the powers of the past, mixing Rakuhouha, (Megaman X4), Messenko (Megaman X5) and Rekkouha (Megaman X6), making The Sound Of Destruction. Blue, Purple and Orange mixed together, making a dark brown color. Zero poured in his dark aura, making turn a sickening black. X landed and brought his buster next to Zero's hand. The pure white and the impure black, rejected each other but was kept steady.
The ponies started to run away, hoping to avoid whatever was going to be bestowed from God's Fury. X and Zero released their weapons, and created a funnel of black, and a beam of white. The white went inside the black funnel, never mixing but not rejecting and charged over the fleet. It was massive. The ponies who thought to have escaped, were obliterated. Pegasi turned to nothing. Earth ponies disappeared with out a trace and Unicorns, gone like the wind. The entire attack still raged on. The beam moved into the town, and with a simple flick of the hand, took out half of the town. Fluttershy's cottage, Rarity's boutique, Rainbow Dash's cloud house, Pinkie Pie's bakery and Applejack's farm. All were gone. Twilight's library, remained untouched. It was the only structure left. No pony, no house/building, nothing.
Inside the library, Twilight Sparkle ordered Spike to take a quick letter.
Dear Princess Celestia and Luna,
The royal army has been wiped out. All pegasi, unicorn and earth ponies, gone from the face of Equestria. The only lone survivors were those in the library, the only standing structure left. I'm sure they have sent constant reports about what is going on, so I need not to explain. Please, save us all. The other Elements of Harmony are safe in the Library, but I fear that it will not last long, with X and Zero, the creatures who caused the destruction, roaming about.
Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.
Spike sent the letter quickly, and The other Elements cowered in fear. Faint steps, metallic steps, echoed in Ponyville and every pony stayed quiet. Not one pony made a sound. They knew they were done for. A sudden wooden door flew past the Mane 6, splattering a Earth pony in the process.
"The horror, the horror!" A pony said. An earth pony with a flower cutie mark ran across, and a quick line was formed across her body. Her body gave way and simply split in half, like an Apple. Her organs still beating, and blood was still circulating. It was like a living blood fountain. X and Zero made their way across towards the Mane 6. The royal guards had to act quickly, and tried to delay X and Zero, only to meet their demise. Soon, it was just the Mane 6, and X and Zero. A sudden light enveloped the inside of the room, and stood an angry Celestia and Luna. X and Zero stood, ready to destroy everything in their path. Celestia and Luna walked out of the room, teleporting the Mane 6 outside. X walked outside, and Zero soon followed, burning the tree with his sword in the process. Celestia and Luna looked around in horror. There were no ponies or buildings, just flat land, as if no pony had ever settled down onto this land.
"What have you done!" Luna shouted. Her Royal Canterlot Voice started to well up inside of her. "HAVE YOU NO MORALS!? ALL THE INNOCENT PONIES THAT LIVED HERE, DAY AFTER DAY, ALL GONE IN AN INSTANT! AND THE ROYAL ARMY, GONE IN A MATTER OF SECONDS! WHAT BEASTS ARE YOU!?" Her voice, as powerful as a sonic boom, shook the once thriving Ponyville. X and Zero held their ground.
"I am the God of Destruction, Zero." Zero said. His voice like daggers, struck Celestia and Luna a million times and a million times over.
"I am the God of Creation, X." X said. His eyes were like the Devil itself. Luna was shocked.
"Gods? We are the Gods here! We raise the day and the night, command every pony, bring peace and harmony! You are no Gods!" Luna shouted. Again, breaking the sound barrier, her voice shattered across Ponyville. The Mane 6 hid behind a rock, confused but knowing full well what was happening.
"We are the Gods, not of this land, but of ALL DIMENSIONS." X said. Luna was dumbfounded. Gods, of all dimensions? What those this creature mean? Celestia stepped in to join the conversation.
"What do you mean, God of all dimensions?" Celestia was curious but worried. Her hooves shook under the voice of X and Zero, but held her ground.
"It's as simple as that." Zero said. That was all they said, the final word. Celestia finally knew what was going on. Before the NIghtmare Moon incident, Celestia read a book on prophecies. One in particular stuck to her, and it read:
The Legends of Creation,
The Legends of Destruction,
Comes once a time,
During each restoration,
The most peaceful times,
Will crumble before them,
Those who stand in their way,
Will be vanquished, like the air in the sky's rim
"You are from the prophecies... The End and Destruction, Creator and Devastator, Alpha and Omega..." Celestia said. X and Zero nodded, and Luna widened her eyes.
"Sister, what are you talking about...?" Luna looked at her sister, as if she had ponycourse with a raging banana.
"Luna, dearest sister... The ones standing before you..." She pointed to X. "The God of Creation..." Then she pointed to Zero. "and the God of Destruction."
Luna suddenly exploded with realization. X created the world, and Zero was destined to end it. Celestia then did something that shocked Luna and the Mane 6. She bowed. Twilight quickly rushed over to Celestia, and the other ponies followed suited.
"Princess! Wh-what are you doing?" Twilight said. She was terrified, the power X and Zero had to make the Princess of the Sun, bow to them. Luna was also confused.
"Twilight, dearest student. These two... are the Gods."
"Th' what?" Applejack said. She tilted her head.
"The Gods; creator and destroyer." Celestia said silently. She closed her eyes and bowed down further. X and Zero just stood there, their aura emitting balls of light behind them, light and darkness surrounding their respective masters.
X stepped forward, and gently lifted Celestia's head, like a father helping up his child.
"Celestia, my daughter... How are you doing?" X said. Luna and the Mane 6 were confused.
"Daughter? How can she be your daughter? You're not even of the same species!" Twilight exclaimed. X turned to her and smiled gently.
"She was born from my light, as did Luna, born from Zero's darkness, the good one." Luna was immediately forced to the ground by an unknown force, into a bowing position similar to what Celestia was doing.
"What's going on!?" Luna rambled but was cut short when a black foot stepped in front of her. Zero knelt down, and stared into Luna's eyes.
"Dearest Daughter, I see you are doing well." X and Zero said in unison. The Creator and Destroyer were all the same entity, just in two different bodies. It made the Mane 6 cringe. "You were so small when you were growing up." Luna and Celestia looked up, at their lovingly fathers. "You became such powerful beings, your subjects, bowing and praying to you." X smiled at Celestia, making her feel limp. She saw her father, X, showing her affection, one she did not feel since her birth.
Zero also smiled, Luna tearing up at the sight of her father. "Now look at you, great deities of the Moon and Sun. I'm proud of you." Luna broke down and hugged Zero, Celestia crying softly into X's arms. The Mane 6 stared, confuzzled.
"Wha-Che-How-Who-" Twilight couldn't process the information, the other Elements acting the same. X and Zero then looked up at the Mane 6, who stepped back a good 10 feet.
"We hereby usher in the new era, The Era of Divinity." Celestia didn't say anything, neither did Luna. They got up and stood by their respective father's side.
"Yes, dear father." They said.
10 months later...
Statues of X and Zero, with Celestia and Luna were all over Equestria. In the Griffon kingdom, and Dragon Kingdom, these statues were constructed. In Canterlot, X and Zero were overseeing their subjects. Celestia and Luna were dealing with Royal Court Duties. As with two Princesses, there were two kings. Celestia and Luna, with their powers combined, undid the damage done by X and Zero and wiped out the memories of those affected. To them, it was inconspicuous that there X and Zero existed. Celestia and Luna were sole rulers, and hid it pretty well. When asked of the statues, it was said they were previous entities, and that they are the present entities. Although it was pretty insufficient, it satisfied the average pony of why it was there. X and Zero ruled Equestria with an Iron Fist, and The Era of Divinity lasted for Eons, Celestia, Luna, X and Zero never aging.