//------------------------------// // Chapter 3:This is not going so well... // Story: Let's Just Say That I Have No Idea on How I Ended Up in Equestria // by AnonymousAlicorn249 //------------------------------// We finally arrived at Ponyville after what seemed to be just minutes of walking,but Snivy and Tepig made it seem like if we were walking for hours.The town was bristling with activity as the townsfolk bought,sold and admired the lively town. As we walked through the town,I saw all those background ponies that I bet fans would love to snuggle up in a cold morning while watching the show. Among the crowd I saw everybody's favorite crossed-eyed pegasus,Derpy, Doctor Who's tenth pony incarnation,Doctor Hooves(or Time Turner)and Lyra Heartstrings in her usual sitting position. "Wow...just look at all these...what are these called?"asked Snivy. "Ponies...For the 15th time,they're called ponies..."I replied. Suddenly,a bright pink pony with a mane and tail similar to my hair whenever I don't brush it on a cold day,hopped around the market stalls saying hello to every pony she came up to. "Umm...let's keep walking you guys..."I whispered nervously. "Why,is there something wrong with that pink um...pony?"asked Tepig. "Come on,I bet she's not THAT bad!"Snivy added,and pushed me up towards Pinkie Pie. Darn it,Snivy why do you always want me to befriend every single friendly thing I come up to? Well,I can't blame him,after all,he's a pretty unique Snivy after all.He's pretty jolly, clumsy and quite dumb,but he makes a good friend just like his brother Tepig,who was also pushing me towards her until I was face-to-face with the pink pony named Pinkamina Diane Pie. "Uh...Hi?"I muttered nervously. Suddenly,she gasped and dashed away.Uh-oh...That only means one thing...and I'm scared. "What was up with that pony..."asked Tepig. "Is she crazy or something? Because the way she just stared at you and then gasped kinda creeped me out,"added Snivy. After staring at my two companions for a while,we continued our way out of Ponyville,and according to my portal homing device on that seemed to be installed on my horn,the portal was somewhere in the Everfree Forest.In the show, the forest is dark ,creepy place full of dangerous creatures but that is nothing compared to what I've been through.(I've been through volcanoes,dangerous stormy cliffs and gigantic frozen chasms where we faced a huge,ice breathing dragon that froze Snivy and Tepig solid and ended up with me having to take the dragon down alone.) "Alright you guys,we need to scurry through the town and get to that forest in order to get out of here,"I explained. "Gotcha,"they replied cheerfully,but suddenly Snivy tripped and knocked down a basket of apples. "Snivy!!!"I shouted angrily. "Oops...My bad..."muttered Snivy,and I mega faceplamed,due to the fact that Snivy almost always messed up everything. "Hey,are ya all right little guy?"asked an unknown voice with a western accent. Oh come on! How come I always end up meeting important characters to every new world I end up in?! It turns out that this basket of apples belonged to no other that Applejack. Great,just great,another pony I didn't want to meet right now. "Yeah,I really have almost no coordination with my feet,so I stumble most of the time!"replied Snivy cheerfully. "This guy here was born with two left feet,so he's really clumsy,"added Tepig. "Let's...get...moving...already!"I muttered to Snivy and Tepig,who were holding a conversation with Applejack. "Howdy there! I'm Applejack,and are those your friends?"she asked. "Yeah,these guys are my friends and we need to get moving now! Thank you!"I grumbled and yanked the two distracted Pokemon away. "It was nice meeting you what-ever-ya-name-is!"called Applejack as I dashed away. After we finally managed to leave Ponyville,we now started to approach the Everfree Forest,and I felt so relieved to finally be out of Ponyville. After ten minutes of close encounters,distracted Tepigs,and Snivy constantly tripping around,the dark,creepy forest loomed ahead of us. "Phew! I'm so relived we're out of there!"exclaimed Tepig. "Really?"I asked sarcastically,"I was literally dragging you away from all that food!" "Hi there!"exclaimed a pink pony who appeared out of nowhere. "AAAAAARGH!!" "Oh dear,um...Pinkie? I think you startled her..."said a soft voice. I was clinging onto a tree branch several feet in the air,like if Pinkie Pie suddenly popping up and scaring the heck out of someone wouldn't make you jump. "You're that pony that I saw in town! I bet you remember right? Because I remember you were all like Um...Hi? and I figured out that you were new and that you weren't going to have any friends in Ponyville so that's why I went GASP! And so I brought you my friends so that we all can be friends and then be really happy!!"exclaimed Pinkie Pie as she cheerfully bounced around. Great,can any of this get worse? I mean seriously?! She brought the whole Mane 6 with her! I was trying not to meet up with any of them but unfortunatly,Snivy and Tepig had to bring me up to Pinkie Pie and now she brought me the other ponies. Seriously,what is worse than that?And as soon as I thought that,the branch that I was holding onto snapped off and I crashed onto the ground. Perfect.