Falling for a Star

by CCpone

Chapter eleven - Hitting the ground running [currently under revision]

*MISSILE LOCK*
*BEEP*
*DEPLOY FLARES*

"......Fuck"

You look over to Rainbow Dash sitting upon your lap. The automated noises repeating them self's over and over again as you stare into her magenta colored eyes, fixated on you with confusion ever so present. "Anon where are we?" Dash asks in a calm voice unaware of the dangers that are present.

"Well we're in my f-22." You say as you look around Dash to get a glimpse of the instrument panel that seems to be in working order. "And it looks like we're over the skies of Iran... exactly where I left off...that means."

*BRRRRRRRRRT*

Bullets wiz by your darkened cockpit lighting up the interior for split seconds at a time. Rainbow Dash jumps in your lap and puts her arms around you, hugging you tightly. "Anon tell me the truth, a-are we going to die?" Dash speaks as you grab the stick.

"No Dash, we're not going to die. Just hold on tight and you should be fine." You state as you look down at Rainbow Dash who is now nodding in agreement. With the slight increase in pressure around your stomach, you yank the stick straight to the right pulling your f-22 into an aileron roll while you deploy flares.

Your nerves calm down a bit when the beeping stops, but only momentarily until the plane chasing you can re-lock on. You try to pull some crazy manoeuvres that you doubt is even in the book, but no matter how hard you try the plane sticks to your six. Muttering some curse words under your breath you think to yourself what is the safest thing to do for Dash.

OK Anon what can we do to ensure Dashes safety? She came with me so she's my responsibility.

Well the chances of survival in your f-22 is high. If however you can take out this guy chasing you.

What if I can't?

We will cross that bridge when we get there.

The beeping continues along with a change in the automated voice that catches you off guard. "SINK RATE" "PULL UP" The voice repeats over and over again. With quick reactions you pull the stick back and increase collective. "TERRAIN" "PULL UP"

"Oh fuck." You say as you realize that the plane is telling you that there is a mountain or something coming up. With little you can do you increase collective and engage reheat.

Once again the automated voice speaks up. "DON'T SINK" "DON'T SINK"

"WELL I WOULD LOVE TO NOT SINK RIGHT NOW!" You yell as you slam the left rudder peddle and gradually move the stick towards the same direction. "COME ON! COME ON!"

"MISSILE LOCK, DEPLOY FLARES" "DON'T SINK" "TOO LOW TERRAIN" "MISSILE LOCK, DEPLOY FLARES" The automated voice yells at you as you get the sudden realization that you might not make it out of this alive.

*BRRRRRRRRRRRRRT*

"Fuck as if things weren't bad enough!" You look to the right where the sound came from to see your wing on fire. "RAINBOW DASH HOLD ONTO ME LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!" You yell as last thoughts go through your head.

Time to cross that bridge Anon.

Agreed.

You look down at Rainbow Dash that is looking back up at you. "Why?" She asks.

Sighing you tell her the truth. "Because your life does depend on it." You say as you grab the ejection cord between your legs. Right before you pull you take one last look out of the cockpit to see the ground approaching fast. "Whatever you do don't let go."

Pulling the ejection cord the canopy shoots off into the darkness of the night. You can feel the pressure build as time slows down and your seat is lifted into the cold dark night air. You can see the whole event unfold in front of you.

Time resumes as your parachute deploys. You look down to see Rainbow Dash still holding onto you tightly. Looking over to the direction your plane went, you can see not one but two explosions. Guess that the guy following me really wanted that kill.

You nudge Rainbow Dash as the ejection seat slowly makes its way to the ground. "Welcome to Earth." You state with a smile that is rewarded with a punch to the arm. "It wasn't that bad was it?" You ask just glad you and Dash made it out of the encounter alive.

Rainbow Dash looks you cold in the eye "We almost d-" She is interrupted when her stomach decides now would be the best time to unload. Poor pilot suit, wasn't meant for this. You think as you rub Rainbow Dashes back to make her feel better. "Tell no pony about this." She states as the seat finally hits the ground with a rather large force that tosses Rainbow Dash off of you causing her to yelp in surprise.

"Don't worry my lips are sealed." You reply as you unbuckle the straps keeping you in the seat. "You know I'm surprised you managed to hold onto me. You must of been experiencing some pretty high G's." You complement her as you finally get out of your ejection seat.

To add to your confusion all of your items IE kits, were still in place like they were never touched. "Anon, how can that be your plane when I saw you crash it into the Ponyville river?" Rainbow Dash brings up a good point.

"To be honest Dash I have no Idea this different universe thing is getting weirder and weirder by the day." You state as you take off all of the necessary equipment needed for survival off of your chair. The only light helping you is the moonlight as you weren't wearing your helmet during Twilights spell.

"Besides the other jet trying to kill us, I would say that experience was AMAZING!" Dash yells out worrying you a bit "I was like oh shit we're going to die and you were like nope and here we ar-." You cover up Dashes mouth.

"Shhhh Dash keep it down we aren't exactly safe yet." You say as you bend down to reload your backpack with the contents you did last time back when you were in Equestria.

"ANON WATCH OUT!" You hear Rainbow Dash cry out as you turn around to see another pilot with his combat blade drawn. With quick thinking you roll to the right making him miss his first stab. However the pilot seems determined to kill you and charges you again.

"لعنت american! مردن در حال حاضر!" The pilot yells.

You have no idea what the pilot just said but as soon as he lunges at you, you figured it was nothing friendly. As the blade passes you, you grab his arm and twist it making him lose grasp on the blade.

Suddenly his right hand swings at you knocking you into the sand. The pilot looks over to his knife but decides killing you with his own hands is a much better idea. He walks over to you about to hit you again when you use your legs to toss him over you.

With a reassuring *thunk* you think it's safe to say that he is down for the count. To be on the safe side your body enters survival mode and you pick up his knife. Heading towards him you are surprised that he is still conscious. With no resistance from his side you get on top of him and put his knife to his neck.

"خدای من خوشحال با من است american می تواند به شما می گویند همان چیزی که" The pilot asks in a calm voice.

You do what needs to be done and slit his throat watching his blood gush out of his neck and onto the hot Iranian sand. Looking over to Rainbow Dash you can obviously see the fear in her eyes at the crime you have just committed.

With a sigh of relief you drop the knife and walk over to Dash. "Here on Earth, things work a little bit different. We're in a warzone right now and if I didn't kill him he would of killed me." You say as you sit down next to Rainbow Dash "Out here its kill or be killed." You state as you put an arm around Dash to comfort her.

"I understand." Dash replies with a low tone while leaning into your one arm hug. "I just didn't think your planet was this violent." She states obviously starting to regret coming with you.

"Hay, cheer up Dash. Once we get out of this hell hole, I promise I will show you the real world not this blood bath OK?" You say as you break the hug and walk back over to the dead pilot laying face down in the sand to take his gear. Looking over his weapons it only seems that he had a Makarov and his knife.

You take off his holster with the Makarov in it and walk back over to Dash. "Now, you remember I showed you how to fire the flair gun?" You say as you sit back down next to Dash in the sand. Rainbow Dash nods in agreement. "OK now I'm going to attach this to your right rear hoof for self defense." You say and Rainbow Dash nods. "Use this only when you have to OK, I will understand if the time comes and you can't do it. The first time is always the hardest." You state strapping the holster to her hoof.

After you're done strapping the holster to Rainbow Dashes leg you step back to view your handy work. You had to rip and re-tie parts of the holster to make it fit, but overall it looked pretty good. "May I say you look like quite the badass with that gun Rainbow Dash." You say trying to lighten the mood.

You get no response from Dash, but the slight redness present in her cheeks tells you that it did the trick. "You want to help me find the map Rainbow?" You ask Dash before turning towards your chair with the backpack on it.

"Sure it's not like I have anything else to do." Rainbow replies as she get up and out of her spot. Rainbow Dash walks over to you and starts going through the contents of the bags and kits still attached to the chair.

As you and Rainbow Dash go through the equipment you notice that it's starting to get lighter out. Shrugging it off you continue to scavenge through your items, putting anything essential into your backpack.

"Is this it?" Rainbow Dash asks in a muffled tone as she pulls out your survival kit with her mouth.

"Yeah that's it! Nice work." You say as you take the survival kit from Dashes mouth. "If I remember correctly this should have the map of Iran in it." You state unzipping the survival kit. With the welcoming site of the map you can't help but smile.

You look over towards Dash "Looks like we won't be in this warzone much longer. This map will sure speed the process up." You state in a happy tone. With the survival kit now open you grab the map and try and figure out where you are.

It doesn't take long before your training kicks in and you find your current location with ease. You find yourself to be just outside of Kerman one of the provincial capitals. It has an airport but you figured you better not use it considering your with a technicolored mare.

This also reminds you that you don't currently have any money. The only money that you have is back at base. Well it looks like I know where I'm are heading next You state in your mind as you make a mental path on the map of how to get to UAE (United Arab Emirates).

The easiest way looks to be getting to Kerman, then traveling by car to Hormozgan. Then from Hormozgan you can take a boat over to UAE. If everything works according to plan you should be there in no time, you would say it's about a one day trip.

With a plan now clear in your mind and your bearings set you put the map into its kit and place the kit into your backpack. The sun was now rising over the horizon and it was only a matter of time before the insurgents come looking for their downed pilot.

Looking over to Rainbow Dash you notice a problem, and not a small problem. What is one thing that sticks out in the desert? Smiling devilishly you walk over to Rainbow Dash fishing out your canteen of water from your backpack. You don't mind wasting one canteen if it means staying out of sight.

"What are you doing Anon?" Rainbow looks at you with a look that says 'don't do it'. "Put down that canteen and no pony gets hurt." Rainbow Dash states as she backs away from you.

"Good thing I'm not a pony Dash." You say as you break off into a full on sprint towards her. Rainbow Dash try's to run but here on the ground you have the advantage. Closing in fast you open the canteen's cap.

"Buck off Anon!" Rainbow states as she does a one eighty and runs back towards the chair juking you in the process. "Heh what am I worrying about you'll never catch me." Rainbow Dash states blowing you a raspberry.

"Your right Rainbow Dash I will never catch you. You win." You state slowing down to a walk. Rainbow look's back with a smile and trots towards you.

"HA! I knew you couldn't match up to the DASH!" Rainbow Dash gloats as she trots around you. Little did she know she fell for your ruse. With little time for her to react you jump onto Dash and douse her entire body in water.

"Looks like I can match up to the DASH!" You state still holding her down to the ground. "You maybe fast but I use my brain." You state eyeing the sand then back to Rainbow Dash.

"NO! YOU WOULDN'T!" Rainbow Dash yells as you grab a hand full of sand and hover it over her body. "ANON STOP ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!" Rainbow tries to struggle out of your grasp, only for you to tighten it.

"I have to Dash you stick out way to much with your bright hues." You say as you drop the sand onto her wet body causing it to stick. You repeat the process over and over again till Rainbow Dash is completely covered in sand.

You step away from Dash and once again rival in your creation. It takes all your might to keep from breaking out into full on laughter, but you manage to keep it in you. "There finished." You state walking back to the chair to do one last check before heading out on your voyage.

Rainbow Dash gets up and looks herself over. "I will say that you did a good job covering me up." She says as she walks back over to you. "Was this all really necessary? I look ridiculous!" Rainbow states stopping right next to you.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but here on Earth people would think your normal style is ridiculous. Remember though that here on earth we don't have rainbow ponies." You say finishing up with the last check.

"You calling me ugly?" Rainbow Dash asks with a none too pleased tone.

Oh god Anon she just placed a metaphorical land mine!

Oh god your right. It doesn't matter how I step on it it's still going to blow!

Well you have to answer it or else she's going to get a worse idea.

Fine I will just answer it in the nicest way possible.

"No, I'm not calling you ugly. Just other people might think so." You state with a sheepish smile. "Plus you are Rainbow Dash you shouldn't care what humans think of you. After all the only one that you will be seeing after the rip pulls us back is me."

Rainbow Dash adorns a sad expression "but your opinion is the only one I care about." Rainbow mutters under her breath too quick for you to hear.

"What was that?" You ask trying to clarify what she just muttered.

"Nothing." She states picking up her mood in the process. "So where we heading Anon?" Rainbow Dash states with a confident tone.

Looking around you take note of the direction the sun is rising in. With your new bearings you head off to Kerman, leaving your chair and the dead pilot to the mercy of nature. "Hay Rainbow Dash I always wanted to test something out. You want to be the test subject while we walk to Kerman?"

Rainbow Dash shakes her head as you start your long walk to Kerman in the smoldering Iranian sun. "No way Anon last time I was your test subject you doused me in water!" She states confident that you won't trick her again.

"Come on Dash this test doesn't even involve me getting anywhere near you." You plead to Rainbow Dash. You really don't think she will do it but it's always nice to be one hundred percent sure before giving up.

"You promise that you won't come near me and you won't interact with me during the duration of this test? By the way what is this test?" Rainbow states looking at you with a confused but curious look.

You smile "It's quite easy actually. If my math is correct then you shouldn't be able to fly. That is why I was so surprised when I first met you. So over time I came up with an idea that Equestria somehow has a different kind of gravity acting on it."

Rainbow Dash's confusion seems to fade with the non-existent wind. "So all I have to do is fly?" Rainbow Dash asks still staring at you.

"Yeah shouldn't be hard for the 'FASTEST FLYER IN EQUESTRIA.'" You reply smiling back down at Dash that is now growing a competitive smirk that you love to see upon her face. You don't know why but that smirk always made you happy.

"Your on!" She states as she jumps into the air and spreads her wings out, only for her to stop midair. Changing her normal confident smile into a worried 'oh shit' kind of expression then changing direction eventually crashing back down into the sand.

"Nice one Dash, you sure went far there." You say trying to keep your laughter bottled up, but you have held in too much already and burst into laughter. "Oh man that was funny." You say as you crouch down as you can't breathe at the moment your laughing so hard.

Regaining your composure you look back at Dash that is still face down in the sand. "You OK Rainbow Dash?" You ask with a little bit of worry in your tone.

"Yeah, I just don't want to show my face after that stunt." You hear Rainbow speak with her muffled voice from speaking into the sand. "I don't know how you did it Anon but you managed to get me again without touching me."

Holding back more laughter you walk over to Dash and help her up. "I have to admit Dash that was fucking hilarious. You made my day." Rainbow Dash gets up with your help and you both continue your walk to Kerman in silence.

You guess you deserve the silent treatment. After all you did make her look like a complete clown a couple of minutes ago.

To tell the truth the silence was killing you. You didn't think it would of bothered you but after walking two hours in the hot and humid climate your views on the matter seemed to change. As you trudged along the sand not bothering lifting your feet, you finally come across the sight of multiple houses.

You stop and stand there rubbing your eyes to make sure that you're not hallucinating, but the image still stands firm in your view. Looking over to Rainbow Dash you smile "We made it!" You say letting out a rather large sigh of relief.

"So are we safe now?" Rainbow Dash replies looking to you then back at the city. "Because having to check your back every five seconds is starting to annoy me." Rainbow states obviously starting to feel the effects of paranoia.

"Sorry Dash but no. With me wearing this USAF coveralls we always have to watch our backs." You say continuing to walk to the city. "However I doubt they will attack me in one of their major cities." You state.

"Well let's get this over with I want to see this 'Real world' you were talking about." Rainbow states walking besides you. Once again the silence comes but this time it was a welcomed silence as you can relax that you are in a more controlled area. "How are we going to get to Hormozgan? I looked at the map and it looked pretty far?"

"Well I am thinking of driving there." You reply to Dash even though you don't know how you are going to get the car in the first place. Worst comes to worst Anon you can always hijack one. The idea sounded good in your head but you don't think Rainbow Dash would approve of the act.

You and Rainbow Dash make it into the town traveling down roads that you can't read the names of. As you and Dash walk down the sidewalks of the city you notice that the civilians don't really care that you're walking with a pony. You guess they must be used to it, seeing that a lot of people around here are farmers and traders.

The sand idea was brilliant because Dash looked like normal. Her bright color hues were covered by the mud concealing her real identity. However you do think that when you get to the bigger city people will become more and more suspicious.

Speaking of suspicious, ever since you and Dash have entered the city you get this strange feeling that someone is watching you. The feeling does little to settle your nerves as you head deeper and deeper into the city, hoping that if there was a person following you that they wouldn't attack in such a public place.

Moving on, you and Dash come across some market stalls with food upon them. You can tell from Dashes face that she doesn't approve of the meat stands that have dead animals upon them and others hanging from ropes.

You kind of feel sorry for Dash being a herbivore as the sight must be horrifying. As for you, you couldn't give a shit this was as normal as it gets out here. But being the nice guy you take the hint and leave the market with Dash. You really had no business being there with no money anyways.

"Is that what all markets on earth look like?" Dash asks.

"Here in Iran yes. Over in the west we have more humane ways of showing our products." You reply as you take off your backpack and look around for your map and canteen. With a couple seconds passing by you pull out your full canteen and hand it over to Dash. "Drink up! Here in Iran staying hydrated is one of the most important things."

Dash takes the canteen from your hand and undoes the cap with a little difficulty due to her hooves. As Dash takes a drink from the canteen you notice that the civilians are now pointing at Rainbow Dash and you. Shit Anon ponies don't drink from canteens by them self's. As you stand there thinking of what to do Dash hands back the canteen and you take it.

"Dash don't be alarmed but I think that you are now the center of attention." You say putting the canteen into your backpack. "And not the good kind of attention." You take Dash by her hoof and bolt it out there and out of the range of prying eyes.

"What was that for Anon? I could of shown them some awesome tricks." Dash states with a pout.

"Dash we are on Earth. Ponies on earth don't do intelligent things." You state looking around to make sure no one followed you. It looks clear but you still get the weird tingling sensation that someone is watching your every move. Must be the paranoia setting in.

"You calling ponies retarded?" Dash asks in a higher tone then you would of liked her to ask it in.

"Here on Earth hell yeah their retarded." You state starting to walk again as you think that the people have moved on to more important life matters. "Here on Earth we have ponies but they are nothing close to what you are."

"What do you mean by that?" Rainbow asks.

"Well first off they look different from you. Second they don't have the same intelligence as you, all they do is basically eat, shit and breed here on earth. Lastly they can't talk and perform actions you just did. "

"Then how can you call that a pony?" Rainbow Dash asks.

"How can you call me a human?" You state. "It's just a name that we gave them. If your race existed here then I guess we would of named you different to differentiate the smart and the dumb. Plus it was mostly my fault that you got seen, I was the one that passed you the canteen."

"Whatever. How are we going to get this car that you were talking about?" Rainbow Dash changes the subject.

"Well to be honest I have no idea." You reply honestly.

You and Dash walk the streets of Kerman in thought of how to get some form of transportation without any form of cash. Stopping in your tracks you listen around as you can swear you can hear the sound of a car speeding through the streets.

Turning around you are greeted by two dirt bikes with four very unhappy looking insurgents upon them holding the famous AK-47. Before you even have time to pull out your Desert Eagle you can hear two shots come from behind you and the two insurgents fall off one of the bikes.

Civilians scream and run as the second motorbike stops and the two insurgents take cover behind a nearby wall. As they travel behind the wall one screams out. "!حمله"

Looking around you notice that more insurgents have taken place above the nearby buildings. "This is an ambush!" You yell out as you turn to face Dash that has her Makarov out. So she was the one that shot the insurgents. You think as you wave over to Dash to get to cover.

Diving into an alleyway you notice that Dash dove the other way behind a wall. Rainbow Dash looks over to getting ready to run back to you. However you put up your hand to stop her, no doubt the insurgents are ready to shoot by now.

Rainbow Dash gives you a worried look and you mouth her the words 'It's going to be OK.' You pull off your back pack and pull out the parts for your M4 and start assembling it. Thank god that you have all your ammo because god knows you need it right now.

With the gun now fully assembled you take out your compass that has a shiny part on the top lid. Sticking out the top lid around the corner of the alleyway you can see four insurgents heading your way. Just as you were about to pull the compass away the top part of it gets shot off scaring the shit out of you.

"JESUS!" You yell out as you drop the bottom part of the compass and take a couple steps further into the alleyway, getting ready to shoot the insurgents when they come. With time passing slowly and your trigger finger getting itchy the first insurgent turns the corner earning him a bullet to the dome.

You watch as his now lifeless body hits the floor and the second insurgent comes around the same corner as he didn't have enough time to slow down his momentum. Like the first insurgent he to gets a bullet to the head. Your heart is racing now as you wait for the next two insurgents to come around the corner but as time passes they don't show.

Knowing that they are either waiting you out or flanking you, you get up and bolt it down the other end of the alleyway assuming that Rainbow Dash can handle herself for a couple of minutes.

Turning right as soon as you exit the alleyway you are greeted by the other two insurgents. Kicking the first one you pull out your Desert Eagle and shoot the second one in the chest. Looking back down you can see the first insurgent reach for his side arm but you put a bullet in between his eyes causing the ground beneath your feet to turn a crimson red.

Being thankful that Rainbow Dash does not have to see this you keep running around the next corner heading back to the same street where the ambush started. Arriving at the last turn you peak around the corner to see a rather large group of insurgents grouping up in the middle of the street. Oh how I wish you had a grenade right now.

With nothing but your M4 you reload a 30 round magazine and turn the corner. The insurgents immediately see you and pull up their guns. You let out ten rounds into the group killing three men before the fire fight begins.

Diving to the first wall you can hear the bullets wiz past you and make contact with the wall behind you. The bullets stop coming and you pull up and let out another ten rounds killing two more insurgents. You watch as their limp body's fall to the ground.

You might actually win this. You think to yourself as you hear more gun fire but this time they weren't directed towards you. Not risking it you stay behind cover and listen to the screams and shouts of the insurgents.

"!حیوانات با اسلحه" One of the insurgents yells out.

Again more gun fire is heard and then silence. You take this time to take a little peak over your cover but what you see makes your jaw drop. The rest of the insurgents lay scattered along the street while Rainbow Dash stands there holding an RPK.

Getting out of cover you head over to Rainbow Dash. "Nice job!" You say still in awe that Rainbow Dash is a natural with guns. As you arrive next to Dash you notice that she hasn't responded to you and is shaking.

Oh god Anon she is in shock. You think as you now slow down your walk. "Dash it's all over you can put the gun down." Rainbow Dash still doesn't answer you neither does she follow your instructions.

Taking this one step at a time you slowly make your way closer and closer to her. Rainbow Dash keeps shivering and you can see tears start to form in her eyes. Picking up the pace you arrive next to Dash and take the RPK. "It's OK. It's all over now." You state bringing her into a hug.

Rainbow Dash seems to let it all go as she starts crying into your shoulder. You pet her mane and stand there in the street till she can regain herself. "I killed all of them Anon, all of them." Rainbow states pulling away from you and wiping her tears away. "Sorry Anon that you have to see me like this."

You step back "You're sorry. You have nothing to be sorry about." You state as you walk over to one of the insurgents spray painted green motorbikes. "And I think I have the perfect way to get you back on your fee- hooves." You state as you pick up the motorbike and get onto it.

Dash depressed look starts to lighten up. "Y-You know how to ride that thing?" Rainbow asks coming closer to the motorbike.

You start up the bike and accelerate while holding the breaks to make the back wheel spin in place. Good thing this isn't my bike to pay for. You state in your mind as you look over to Dash that can't help but smile a bit at the noise.

"You coming or are you staying here in Kerman?" You ask Rainbow Dash.

"Buck yeah!" Rainbow shouts. Well that was pretty easy. Looks like we got the old Rainbow Dash back. Within seconds Rainbow Dash jumps onto the back seat of the motorbike.

"Hold onto me Dash so you don't fall off." You state and are greeted by Rainbow wrapping her front hooves around you. "Now Rainbow I have to ask you one question before we start our journey to Hormozgan ." You ask revving the engine of the dirt bike.

Rainbow Dash sighs "What is it this time Anon?"

"Do you like to go fast?" You ask as you release the break and the dirt bike stays still for a couple of seconds kicking up the dirt then bolting down the street. OH MAN HAVE I MISSED THIS FEELING. You say to yourself as you weave in-between cars that lay in the streets abandoned from the fire fight.

You can feel Rainbow Dashes grip on you increase the faster and faster you go. "Getting a bit scared Dash?" You say turning your head back to her smiling.

"Watch where you're going!" Rainbow Dash yells as you turn your head back to the road seeing nothing in particular wrong.

"Chill Dash I have been driving motorbikes for years." You state as you press the breaks and turn onto the next street causing the tires to smoke leaving behind a black trail along the road. "If I do remember correctly you said you liked adrenalin." You state as you leave the city behind you and enter the main road to Hormozgan.

Looking back again you can see Rainbow Dash beaming with joy. "Liking the ride Dash?" You ask as you start to eye the tempting dirt paths on the sides of the main road.

"Yeah but I had better." Dash states trying to act not impressed when she clearly is.

"You sure?" You ask as you turn onto the dirt roads hitting a little jump on the way.

You can hear no response from Rainbow Dash but you take it as a good thing. Going down the dirt path you notice some rough terrain ahead. "Hold on tight!" You say as you turn towards the hilly area.

Looking at your speed you're amazed to see that you have this thing maxed out at 100km/h. Looking back up you can see the perfect hill to use as a jump and you keep your heading straight for it. With the distance between you and the jump closing in fast you look back to see Dash having the time of her life.

The bike runs straight off the make shift ramp and gets a good ten feet of air. "WOOOHOOOOO!" You hear Rainbow Dash shout out as the bike makes contact with the ground.

Anon aren't you supposed to be keeping on the down low?

Yeah but we got a depressed mare here that needs to be shown that Earth is a amazing place.

Yeah you're right! Give it your all!

With your new found confidence boost you find the next jump that seems a little bit too big for even your standards and that's saying something. However you feel fairly confident at the moment that you can make it. How will you know if you don't try right? You say to yourself as you line up once more towards natures ramp.

You smile as the dirt bike kicks up the dirt behind you. This feeling man... This feeling... You say to yourself as the dirt bike races off the ramp this time getting a good fourteen feet of air. The bike hits the ground once again this time with a large force that would worry you if you where the owner of this bike. However it's not your bike so fuck it!

As you slow back down and re-enter the highway you feel a slight weight on your right shoulder. Looking over you can see that Rainbow Dash has decided that now would be the best time to take a nap. Who can blame her, she's been through so much today. Falling out of the sky with you in a F-22 raptor, getting her first kill, well it was more like killing spree, and lastly all the stunts you put her through.

Looking at Rainbow Dash you notice that most of the sand/mud that was attached to her has now been removed. You don't think you will be doing that again but that just means you will have to think of a better way of hiding her. Well at least it gives me something to think about while driving to Hormozgan.