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// Inverted Joke Week, part 5: Pinkie Pie 
// Story: Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics 
// by Nonagon 
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"Oh no! Something unexpected is about to happen!" Twilight Sparkle cried, shielding herself against the floor.

"Yup," Applejack agreed. "Aaaaaany second now."

Nearby, Pinkie Pie was fixing a large hole in the wall.