The Overlord

by Space Wizard Novablast


The Overlord and the one who never laughs

Olivia was no more, and Ollie was back.

That had been the word around town as soon as the Sisterhooves social had ended. Everyone attending the event had seen it happen right before their very eyes. The beloved Amazonian woman had been replaced by the prick they all knew and hated.

And of course Jack was back as well, but no one really cared about him.

But suspiciously, neither Ollie nor Jack was anywhere to be seen in ponyville.

While normally this would've been welcome by the denizens of the smalltown, there hadn't even been a single raid, a single fight between the two morons, not even a good old fashioned explosion of fire from Ollie. It had been oh so wonderfully quiet and peaceful these last few months.

And that was even scarier than anything those two had done so far.

At the very least when the two deities were fucking about they could be stopped by the princesses. But when they weren't doing anything it was impossible to tell when they would strike, and everypony were keeping at least one eye on the sky at all times.

Well, at least Ollie got a small amount of amusement by watching them writhe.

He was sitting in some sort of pocket dimension. Someplace with no grass, no trees, actually nothing other than white stone. Celestia had sent him here at some point, and he'd had no problems getting out. But he had grown fond of the place, and whenever someone, or somepony, were a bit too hot on his trail he'd head there.

This time though, he was visited by the most unlikely of ponies. Although she was certainly not unwelcome.

"We were wondering where you had gone off to." Luna said, moving closer to where Ollie was standing. "I never thought I would find you here on the moon."

"So that's what this place is called!" Ollie said, dead panning. He'd destroyed the moon on earth, simply because he hated how it looked. He'd completely forgotten how one of those looked.

He also made a small mental note to remove the flag he'd placed claiming this place as part of his kingdom.

"I knew you were dense, but not to such a degree." Luna sighed. Her horn lit up in its characteristic dark blue hue and lifted a scroll out from behind her. "We received this a few days ago."

Ollie stared with suspicion at the scroll. "And what exactly does that have to do with me?"

"The first line reads, to the idiotic mongrel wearing half a car as armor....."

"Give it here!" Ollie said, extending a hand and grabbing the scroll. He swiftly tore it open and immediately recognized Jacks ugly as all hell handwriting.

To the Idiotic Mongrel wearing half a car as armor.

1. I fucking hate you for all the wounds I had to tend after our last meeting.

2. Hey Ollie, get to Canterlot, there's someone here who's mighty interested in meeting you.

"Oh Jack......" Ollie said with false affection. He bent his wrist slightly and the scroll went up in flames. Ollie turned to Luna with a grin. "It would seem the assassin has emerged from the waters."

"Shouldn't you go and find him then?" She asked, hoping she could leave before he started spouting his affection for her again.

"Yeah, we should." Ollie said, grabbing hold of Luna and swinging her over his shoulder.

"PUT ME DOWN IMMEDIATELY YOU FILTHY APE!" She screamed. Ollie meanwhile was opening a portal that would hopefully take them to Canterlot. "I WILL HAVE YOU PUT IN CHAINS FOR THIS!"

"Well excuuuuse me princess."