//------------------------------// // it begins, and stuff // Story: Ponies In Space // by EverlastingKnightmare //------------------------------// “Right, LIGHT IT UP!” A pony yelled up to a platform to a few others. One of them nodded and flipped a switch, the large ship it the dock area came to life, its engines glowed showing that it was ready to take flight until something sparked. “What happened?” The pony called up to the others. “Something’s wrong! It’s not responding!” “Well fix it! If we can’t get this thing to work we have to build a whole new one!” He growled and looked at the ship, it started making a humming noise that was all to known by everypony. “EVERYPONY OUT! THIS THINGS GOING TO BLOW!” Everypony in the large dock began running towards the doors. The pony looked up to the platform to see the others still there. “GET DOWN YOU FOOLS! ITS GOING TO EXPLODE!” One of them looked down at him and waved. “WE DON’T HAVE TIME TO GET OUT! RUN!” And he did just that, he ran to the door and pressed a button making it open. He ran through and hit the button on the other side, closing it. He then punched in a code that reinforced the door. He ran down the hall and around the corner to see all of the other ponies there. “Everypony alright?” They all nodded, soon enough the ship inside the large dock let out a thundering noise and the whole base shook as the explosion destroyed the dock and everyone in it. “DAMMIT!” The pony yelled and bucked the wall. “I thought for sure that would work! Now we have to hire more engineers!” Some of the other ponies looked scared of this one. “Fleetwood sir Luna is here! And she looks mad!” A voice came over a intercom. Fleetwood walked over to a device on the wall and hit a button. “Tell her I’ll be in my office.” He sighed and began walking through the complex until he came to a fancy looking door with two guards at each end. He walked in and looked around, it was a bit old western in his office. He walked over to a painting and took it off the wall to reveal a safe put into the wall. He put in a quick code and opened it, he quickly too out a rather large bag of bits and set it on his desk. He then jumped up into his chair and waited. Soon enough a dark mist covered the floor and rose up into a pony type being, the mist cleared and there stood princesse Luna with a angry glare on her face. “FLEETWOOD BROUGHAM! YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO!” She used her royal Canterlot voice and blew a few things off his desk, excluding the bag of bits. “Your Majesty, its wonderful to see you again, I do apologize for the explosion earlier but given enough time I will have-” He was cut off by Luna’s FOS RO DAH type of voice. “I HAVE BEEN WAITING LONG ENOUGH FOR THAT SHIP AND YOU GO AND BLOW IT UP! GIVE ME A REASON WHY I SHOULDN’T END YOU!” He cleared his throat and pushed the bag of bits forward with his hoof. Luna looked at the bag a moment then picked it up with her magic and opened it to look inside. She slowly let a grin on her face and place the bag on her back. “You have 5 months.” “Thank you Your Majesty.” He grinned and bowed his head slightly. Luna left with a grin and the bits. HOLY SHIT COLD! That was all I thought as the pod opened slowly. I went face first into the ground, my teeth chattering. “F-f-FUCK!” I yelled getting up, shivering. [*Yawn* Morning guys, what did I miss?] [FUCK WHY IS IT SO COLD!?] {THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW!} I looked around the room with a glare seeing if anyone was around to send to the moon. “Hello? Anypony here?” The room stayed quiet as I walked around. [I hope there’s no monster under the desk or on the ceiling.] {Jinx it one more time motherfucker and I swear I will-} I sighed and looked at what I thing was the door, but it had no knob. [Dude remember those space movies?] {Ya?} [Press a button on the side.] I looked for the button and found one, big and red. “Sweet.” I smiled and pressed it with my hoof. When it opened there were two stallion’s right there with stunned looks. “Um, mind telling me what is going on and why I was in a freezer?” They did not move. One lifted his hoof to his mouth and I heard a beep. “Warning, the king is awake, I repeat, the king is awake!” I sat there staring at them blankly. “Roger that, you may subdue.” Well, shit. [Fuck man we’er in the future, AND WE ARE TARGETS!] {} I jumped back as one of them tried to tackle me. “Halt! I order you to halt!” They ignored me and kept trying to tackle me. “FUCK THIS!” I punched one as hard as I could and sent him into the nearest wall. The other one went wide eyed and looked at me. “Now then, are you going to tell me anything?” He shook his head getting a determined look, trying on last time to tackle me. “Wrong answer.” I punched him into the wall also. [Duck Nukem can suck it!] {We are awesome, I have to say.} I laughed and walked out into the hall. {What?} [Seems legit.] I walked back into the room and took the two stallion’s off the wall, I checked pockets and all the saddlebags and only found a key-card and HOLY SHIT A LAZER PISTOL! [Aww yea we guna rock the house now!] I laughed and took one of the saddlebags with me so I could at least put stuff out of the way and everything. I finally left the room, the hall felt a bit crowded, no windows or anything, it was also empty. “GAH! I’m so bored! I could just- h hey a door!” I cheered as I bounced over to the door and hit the button to open it. I was surprised to see that it opened to a desert type landscape, I mean there was grass and trees but hey it was still a bit empty. I heard a car in the distent’s and decided to hitch a ride. [Fuck that just jack the car!] {I’m going with New on this one.} [Pussy...] I ran up to the road flailing my hooves like I was dieing. The car slowed to a stop right in front of me [Like a boss] and out came the two I would least expect. “Snips? Snails?” They both had a shocked yet happy face. “Hey Snips, is that who I think it is?” Snails looked at Snips. “If you start talking like I’m not here I’m sending you both to the moon free of charge.” I growled, they both gulped and Snips looked at me. “Um, hey there Night, we kinda wondered where you went.” I sighed. [OH PLEASE LET ME PUNCH ONE OF THEM! PLEASE!] {No, we need a ride.} “Ya I want to know too, can you two give me a ride to a town near by?” Snails, who was driving, nodded and got back in the car. “Dude let him ride up front.” He called out to Snips. “What!? Why!?” “Cause he can really hurt us!” Snips ‘oh’ed and got in the back. I laughed silently to my self as I walked to the side and got in, it smelled like soda and pizza! [Sweet, maybe if we hang with these two we can get into some party’s!] {Maybe later, I want to know what happened.} Snails turned on the car and hit the gas, speeding down the road. “HOLY SHIT! THIS CAN’T BE THE SPEED LIMIT! SLOW THE HELL DOWN! AHHHHHH!” I complained the whole way! [And might I add with was pretty damn funny! Once we stopped ad found the nearest trash can and let loss the lunch I never ate. “I hate you two...” I muttered. When I got up I saw them laughing their ass’s off. “I’l end you two...... What the hell happened?” I looked around the town which I remembered as Ponyville, it looked like...........Full Moon mind for a little help? [A compleat shit hole.] Thank you. I walked back over to Snips and Snails. “Is there anyplace I can crash for the night?” They both nodded. “You could stay with one of us-” Snips said as Snails picked up. “Or you could go to that new inn they got up next to town.” He pointed with his horn the the north. [Sines when do we get earth quacks in the north!?] {HA!} I turned and started walking north. “Thanks for the offer but I’ll stay at the inn.” They nodded and I walked out of sight. “Boy those two look a lot older. I must have been out for a while.” I kept going until I saw a old run down looking inn. “Thats suppose to be new? Oh well it’ll do.” I walked up to it and opened the door. It smelled worse then it looked. [GAH! BURN IT ALL WITH FIRE!] [Meh, still.] I walked up to the counter and place a few bits on it. “Room for the night please?” The old looking pony smiled and took the bits, she then levitated a key over to me. “Here ya go hun.” I must have been forgotten cause around the lobby I was getting glares like I was a bad guy or something. I walked up the stairs and found my room, slipping the key in the keyhole [Hehehe] and opening the door. I looked around the old time room, it’s not that bad in here to tell the truth. I was tired as all hell and the bed looked inviting. [Finally we don’t have to sleep with frosty nuts.] {Ha.} I jumped onto the bed and sighed, closing my eye. I would find everything out in morning.