Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo: Of Ponies and Nose Hair

by Ravings1

Ch. 1: A New Adventure

On a grassy plain, there was a teenage girl enjoying the calm cool breeze. She had short pink hair, a white, sleeveless shirt with an giant zipper hanging from the front. Underneath the white shirt, she wore a red short sleeve shirt. She hard blue eyes and teal colored pearl earrings hanging from her ears. She wore simple jeans, rolled up a bit at the bottom, on her jeans she had a belt with a heart shaped buckle, her shoes were black and round on all sides, white on the bottom. On her wrists she wore thick black bracelets.

"Isn't this day lovely Bobobo?" Beauty asked, but with not getting a response, she opened her eyes and looked behind her, only to see her friend, Bobobo sitting at a table with two other beings. Bobobo, his full name Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo, wore a blue button shirt, which didn't cover all of his stomach, revealing his abs underneath. He had rather broad shoulders, his muscle clearly showing through the shirt. He had a large, golden afro, on his face was blue sunglasses. He wore black pants that tore off at the end, and he wore brown shoes.

To his right, sat a sun like creature, it was round, orange in color, spikes around its body, and thin white arms and legs, it also wore blue triangular shaped shoes. He had yellow eyebrows and blue eyes. To Bobobo's left, sat a jelly creature, there was not much to say about him, other than it was a humanoid, blocky blue jelly man with orange eyes.

"Have any sevens?" Bobobo asked, holding up cards.

"Go fish," Jelly Jiggler responded.

"I hate fishing though," Bobobo said.

"Got any threes?" Don Patch asked. Jelly handed him a card with a three on it. Don Patch smirked as he slammed his cards on the table. "I win again!" He proclaimed. A vein bulged in Bobobo forehead. He threw his set of cards down and grabbed the table.

"This is why I don't play Old Maid!" He yelled out, flipping the table, hitting Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch in the process, who both screamed out in pain, their eyes bulging out of their head. Beauty looked at them with an annoyed look.

"Well, it would be lovely if you three would know how to relax every once in a while," She said. Bobobo then turned to her, his hands in his pockets.

"Beauty's right, we should relax, we did just defeat the Chrome Dome Empire," He said.

"And Czar Baldy Bald the Fifth!" Don Patch chimed in.

"Yeah, him too," Bobobo acknowledged. As they were discussing this, a shadow fell over the plain, looking up, Beauty saw dark clouds moving over them.

"Looks like it's going to rain," Beauty stated.

"I need to get to some shelter then, or else I'll melt!" Jelly panicked. Suddenly, Bobobo picked him up by the legs, then using his right hand to squeeze him. He moved his hand upwards, turning Jelly Jiggler into an umbrella.

"Why? You make a great umbrella," Bobobo said, causing Jelly to panic even more.

*CRASH*

A loud bang echoed through the plain, looking to where the sound came from, Beauty saw that lightning had struck the ground not far from them, leaving a charred black area.

"Bobobo, maybe we should get to some shelter, I don't want to be struck by lightning!" She said, worried for her safety, and her friends safety.

"Don't worry Beauty," Bobobo said, making Beauty look back at him, "we have a perfectly good lightning rod here." He said while giving a thumbs up. Next time him, Jelly and Don were on top of each other, tied together.

"Huh?!" The two eyes grew wide, their pupils shrank to pinpricks, and their jaws dropped.

"Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch are not a lightning rod! Even if they were, why are we standing so close to them?!" Beauty asked, her own eyes bulging out of her head and her jaw dropped. Before Bobobo or anyone else could come up with an answer, a purple bolt of electricity stuck all of them. They all screamed, more so in surprise than actual pain, in fact, there was no pain from being hit with lightning.

'Wha-what's happening?! Why... am I fading away?!' Beauty questioned, panicking as she saw her body slowly fading away. 'Am... I... dying?' She asked, before darkness fell over her vision.

Bobobo was the first to wake up out of the four. He picked himself up, getting on his hands and knees while looking down at the ground.

"Huh... Beauty? Are you alright?" He called out, but received no response. Looking up, he saw that he was complete alone no sight of Jelly Jiggler, Don Patch, or Beauty. "Beauty?!" Bobobo called out, worried for her safety, getting all the way up to his feet. Still no response. "Don Patch?!" He tried calling out for the sun thing instead, however, it produced the same results. "Jelly Jiggler?!" He called out for the jelly man, but nothing answered. "Anyone?!" He yelled out in the air, seeing if anything responded. After nothing, he looked back at the ground. "I... have to find Beauty," He said as he started jogging forward, calling her name out every now an then.

"It's dark and scary in here! There could be monsters in here! And I'm allergic to monsters," Jelly Jiggler said to himself. He had found himself in a forest, the tress blocked out any light that could have entered in. He was alone, no Don Patch, Beauty or Bobobo in sight. He was about to get up and look for them, until he heard a crack behind him. The color drained from his face (metaphorically) as he slowly turned around. Behind him, was some sort lion scorpion, bat... thing... that was looking straight at him.

"I knew there were monsters here!" Jelly cried out. The manticore let out roar, causing Jelly Jiggler to panic. Without wasting another second, he turned around and hightailed it out of there at unbelievable speeds. The manticore simply watched as Jelly sped off into the distance, it left out a huff as it turned back around, heading deeper into the forest.

"Ow, my head." Beauty said as she picked herself up. "Oh... Bobobo? Don Patch? Jelly Jiggler?" She called out, but received no response. "What? Where could they be? In fact, where am I?" She asked as she took a look. She seemed to be in a house of some sort, but it was horribly damaged, everything was wrecked on the inside, there was a burnt hole in the roof, it looked like a fire had been there. "Where... am I?"

"Ohhh, summoning spells are much harder to do than they look," Beauty heard a voice say behind her. She slowly turned around, and her jaw dropped. Behind her was a purple horse like creature, except with wings and a horn. It had some sort of marking on its flank, the creature was rubbing its head, as if it was trying to sooth a headache. Once it was done, it slowly opened its eyes, which then locked on to Beauty. The two stared at each other, not knowing what to do or say, but the horse was the first to break the silence.

"Uh, hello."

"Gah!" Beauty blurted out, jumping back. "You-you can talk?!" She asked, surprised beyond beyond belief. Sure, there was some weird talking creatures in her own world, but never a talking animal (except for the ones Bobobo summoned).

"Well, of course I can talk. Why wouldn't I?" The creature asked, almost casually.

"B-because your a horse!" Beauty said, almost yelling at this point.

"Excuse me, but I'm a pony, not a horse," Upon hearing the term 'pony', Beauty almost felt as though she wanted to wrap the creature in a tight hug... almost anyway.

"Wait, then why are you so big?!" It was true, while it wasn't a horse, it was almost horse size.

"Are ponies not this big from where you come from?"

"No, they're not." Beauty stated, seeming to finally calm down. The two stood in silence once more, before the pony spoke up again.

"Well, I should introduce myself. I'm Twilight Sparkle." She said, extending a hoof. Beauty looked at it hesitantly before taking a hold of it and shaking it.

"My name's Beauty." She said. The two then set their appendages down. "So, if you don't mind me asking Twilight, but how did I get here?"

"Oh, I must have summoned you here with my spell," She answered.

"Okay then, I have two other questions. One, why were you so calm when talking to me, and two, why did you summon me?"

"To answer your first question, I knew when using the summoning spell, I may not have contacted something pony. And as for why, well-"

"Don Patch!"

"Bobobo!" The two heard voices coming from outside. Beauty was the first to move outside, with Twilight behind. Once outside, the two watched Bobobo and Don Patch, tears streaming down their faces as they embraced each other in a hug.

"I found you buddy!" Bobobo cried out.

"I was alone and scared!" Don cried out too.

"Did... I bring these two here as well?" Twilight asked.

"Yes... yes you did," Beauty answered. Hearing the voices, Bobobo quickly turned to them.

"Beauty! You're okay!" He said running over to the two girls. He then stopped a few feet away from them. "Who's this now?" He asked, referring to Twilight.

"Oh, this is Twilight, Twilight, this is Bobobo and Don Patch," Beauty introduced them.

"Good to meet you." Twilight said with a smile.

"You too," Bobobo responded. Beauty then realized something.

"Wait, if me, you and Don Patch are here, then were is Jelly Jiggler?" Beauty asked. As if on cue, a cry was heard.

"WAAAAAHH!" Jelly Jiggler yelled out, running towards the four. "My butt! My butt! My butt! My butt!"

"Why is here yelling that?!" Beauty asked.

"Bobobo help me! There's a snake biting my butt!" Jelly yelled out, tears streaming off to the sides of his face from running.

"Jelly Jiggler!" Bobobo yelled out, running towards him. "Stop messing with that snake!" He yelled as he grabbed onto the snake and pushed Jelly away, who then landed flat on his front. Bobobo then swung the snake around, and slammed it into the ground. It was a miracle that the only thing that happened was that the snake was knocked out. Twilight just stared at them, not sure what to make of the scene.

'I hope... I called beings that could help me,' Twilight thought to herself. "Bobobo, Beauty, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler, could you come inside here please?" Twilight asked, leading everyone inside. Once inside, the five made themselves as comfortable as possible.

"Whoa, what happened here?" Jelly asked, seeing the damage.

"I'm about to explain that. I'm about to tell you why I summoned you here," She said. Beauty's eyes widened, she remembered she asked why they were brought here.

"Wait, you brought us here?" Don Patch asked.

"Yes, and the reason why is because... I need help," She said. "You see, about two days ago, a group of ponies attacked this town, destroying it and capturing ponies. Me and my friends, we tried to fight them, but there were just too powerful. And because of our loss, my friends were taken, so were many ponies."

"But wait. How are you here still?" Beauty asked.

"Me and a few others managed to hide from them, but they would send out scouting groups, to track down any ponies they may have missed. For two days now, I've been doing my best not to be spotted. As far as I can tell, I'm the last one here. Desperate for help, I looked up how to perform a summoning spell, just to try to find anything that could help. And, well, here you are now," She concluded. Bobobo took in every word of this into thought, he then suddenly stood up.

"Twilight," He said, getting her attention. "We will help you, and we'll get your friends and all the other ponies back. And we'll make whoever is responsible for this pay," This brought a smile to Twilight's mouth, but then it turned into a frown.

"Are... you sure you can beat them? They are very powerful," She said.

"Of course we can, if we can take out an entire evil empire, we can sure save this place," Bobobo said, causing Twilight's eyes to widen.

'They took out an entire empire?! Maybe... they can save Equestria,' She thought to herself. "Thank you all for this," She said, grateful for their help.

"Alright, this will be the last scout for this dump," They heard a male voice come from outside. Knowing what it was, Twilight shushed the group. She slowly made her way to a nearby window, peeking out to see what it was. Standing out there was a brown pony with brown hair and a brown tail. He had binoculars as a cutie mark, he was surrounded by robotic ponies, seeming to give them orders. "You know what to do, check in and out of the houses, and any other place they could be hiding. Now go," He said, as the robots made their way to separate houses. The five stayed quite, trying not to be spotted, well, at least that's what Twilight and Beauty were trying to do.

As a robot neared the entrance of the house the five were in, it was suddenly grabbed by Bobobo, Don Patch and Jelly Jiggler. Before it could even register what was happening it was pulled in, soon after, the sound of shredding metal could be heard, as a pile of scrap started building up at the entrance. All the robots turned their heads to the sound, just in time to see the door of the house slam shut.

"What was that?" The brown pony asked, having seen the whole process. Slowly, another robot crept its way to the door, wanting to investigate what had happened to its ally. When it was about five feet from the door, Don Patch had burst out of the door, having a cat snout and ears. The robot's visor bulged out of its head as it let out a robotic scream of surprise. "Whaaaat is that?!" The brown pony yelled out, shocked at Don Patch's appearance. Don, now back to normal, had an angry expression with pupiless eyes, hollering out as he delivered a strong punch to the robots head, shattering its visor. Suddenly out of nowhere, Bobobo popped up from out of the ground behind another robot.

"Haha! Surprise attack!" He announced, performing a German suplex on the robot, causing the robot's visor to bulge out of its head as it hit the ground. Then, Jelly Jiggler popped out behind another robot.

"Haha! Surprise a-ooohhhh!" Jelly tried to do the same thing as Bobobo did, but instead received a metallic buck from the robot pony.

"What-what are these things?! Is the Everfree Forest already making residence?!" The brown pony questioned out loud.

"Bobobo!" Beauty called out. The brown pony turned his attention to the house from where her voice came from. As he saw her and Twilight run, his eyes widened in realization.

"Ah, of course, she must be the cause if this."

"Is-is this something they normally do?" Twilight question, stopping a few feet from the battle.

"It's more normal than you think," Beauty responded, hoping she got the point.

"Princess Twilight Sparkle!" The brown pony called out, getting her and Beauty's attention. "I should've guessed you would be behind this. In fact I'm impressed these... things are able to even combat my robots," He said, pointing his hoof to the three. Don Patch was now whacking a robot with his Don Patch Sword (green onion), Bobobo was slamming a robots head into the ground multiple times, and Jelly Jiggler was still being beaten up by the same robot he tried to sneak attack earlier. Twilight bared her teeth at the pony.

"Who are you?!" She questioned, trying to look threatening. The pony simply chuckled at her attempt to be fierce, before answering.

"Hehe, my name is Keen Eye, I'm the commander of this scouting squad of the Soul Hunters," Keen introduced himself. This got Bobobo's attention.

"Soul Hunters, huh?" He said, standing up with the robot in his grasp, said robot was panicking, not wanting to find out what this human would do to it. Bobobo then turned around, throwing the robot at a broken down house, as soon as it went through the wall, the house collapsed on top of it. He turned back to Keen, with fire in his eyes. "I'll make you and the Soul Hunters pay for what you've done," Keen simply let out a loud 'pfft!' before looking Bobobo in the eye.

"You may have been able to take down my robots, but I won't be so easy, I'd like to see you tr-" Keen Eye was unable to finish his sentence when Bobobo pulled him to his hind legs and gave him a side kick to the stomach. The force of the kick sent him tumbling backwards, rolling onto his back. He held his stomach, trying to regain the breath that was just kicked out of him. He coughed a few times before he was finally able to speak again. "That... was a cheap move... who... the heck... are you... anyway?" He questioned between pained breathes.

"Me? My name is Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo, but just call me Bobobo for short," The human said.

"And I'm Don Patch, the popular one!" Don patch said, appearing in front of Bobobo.

"I'm Jelly Jiggler, but can someone please help me?! This robot is still beating me up!" Jelly called out, the same robot still punching him repeatedly. Keen was getting back up to his hooves, glaring at Bobobo.

"Heh, you may have been able to kick me, but you won't defeat me! I'll end you instead!" He yelled out, charging at the human, but instead, Don Patch met him half way in between, holding his weapon.

"Don Patch sword time!" He yelled out, smacking Keen across the face with it.

"Did he just hit me with a green onion?!" Keen questioned as he was knocked down to the ground again.

"I think its about time to finish this," Bobobo said. A golden aura started to form around him as his nose hair appeared out of his nose, just two long pieces of hair as they headed for the downed pony. "Super Fist of the Nose Hair!"

"Wh-wha-what?!" Keen panicked, using his hooves to try to shield himself from the oncoming nose hairs.

"Whipping enemies with my nose hair day and night is tiring, but I still do it!" Bobobo yelled out as he nose hairs whipped Keen into the air.

'Super Fist... of the Nose Hair?!' Keen questioned before landing on the ground, head first, then rolling down onto his back, passed out with pupiless eyes. Bobobo then turned around to the group.

"Well, that's one down, let's get going." He said as he have a thumbs up.

"Thank goodness the robot's gone," Jelly Jiggler said, bruises littering his entire body.

'He... actually did it, he defeated a Soul Hunter!' Twilight thought, amazed at Bobobo's performance. 'And this... Super Fist... I must ask him about it later,' She thought. However, unbeknownst to them all, the robot that had beaten Jelly Jiggler up had retreated, but had seen everything. Now it was reporting it all to the rest of the Soul Hunters. They would all come to hate Bobobo and his friends.