"Chapter one Luno's a slut,"
"What the buck sister! Luno? Seriously i've heard better...." Luna rolled her eyes. Not wanting to believe what the bitch just said.
"Oh sister, I know the name Luno turns you on," Celestia grinned evilly. Luna just blushed looking down at her sheets. Trying to avoid contact with her sister whom, was always right all the time.
"Just continue...." Luna trailed off closing her eyes.
"Okay, as I was saying before my slutty sexy ass sister cut me off! Chapter one Luno's a slut...." Celestia took a deep breathe before continuing. "Once upon a time there was a slut named Luno. She loved to stare at her older sister Celostio,"
"I really bucking hate you sister...." Luna cried. Celestia gave her a evil grin as she saw her sister cry. She then patted her little sisters head to make her feel better. But it didn't work mainly cause it made her cry more.
"I love you too sister, now back to my badass story! One day.."
"Wait one day? I thought you already.. Uh nevermind," Luna sighed.
"As I was saying.... One day Luno was staring at her amazing hot sexy beautiful sister. She smirked evilly crawling over closer to her sexy sister. Once she was super close to her sister she had touched her amazing flank-" Celestia got cut off by a slap from her little sister. Celestia stared at her sister with a horrified face. "What the buck was that for Lulu?!"
"One: For writing creepy shit about me. Two: For forcing me to hear this shit. Three: For calling me Lulu," Without wasting one more second Luna jumped on her sister.
"What are you doing- AHHHH!" Celestia screamed as Luna bit her. Celestia then turned into a vampire right after and so yeah.. THE FUCKING END MOTHER BUCKERS!