The Lord of the Court walked aimlessly through the castle halls. His ear twitched when he felt Hiss catch up to him in mid flight.
“Lord Discord.”
The spirit looked down at assistant in pony form.
“Princess Twilight Sparkle is looking for you.”
Discord smirked. “After what I did I would imagine she would be hunting me down rather than just looking for me.”
“She did blow up the throne room.” Hiss said with a casual voice.
“Wait till she finds out what you are.” Discord commented.
“I’m just a changeling.” Hiss retorted.
Discord rolled his eyes at her. “You are as much a changeling as I am a bird.” He twirled his eagle claw at her.
Hiss stopped walking forcing Discord to halt if he wanted to finish the conversation. “If I'm not a changeling then what am I?”
Discord spun around on the back of his heels and touched his lower lip. “Hmmm. Don’t really know but I’ll find out. I could just ask the queen.”
“You will leave my queen be.” Hiss said sternly. “You have caused her enough stress.”
“There you are!” Down the hall a purple blur raced toward Discord.
“Nice knowing you.” Discord said with a smile.
Twilight smashed into the chimera’s midsection launching them down the hall. Discord’s body slammed into the stone floor several feet from Hiss.
As the dust cleared Discord was on his back with Twilight sitting on top of him. She was breathing heavily with red shot eyes and her teeth grinding together.
“Choose your words wisely.” The young princess threatened. “You may just end up on my wall.”
Discord smirked. “You like being on top don’t you?”
CRACK!
Discord head was in a crater with Twilight’s hoof on top of it.
“Regret.” Discord’s voice echoed from the hole.
“You dethroned me you twisted abomination!” Twilight yelled. “You had one job this week, one job. I did expect to come back to fun house for a castle but to lose my position! The buck Discord! I trusted you! What do you have to say?”
Discord reached into the crater and tug at the flower still growing out of his head. He pulled himself up like he was a weed. The spirits left eye was swollen and black. “I'm happy you’re back.”
Twilight anger subsided a little the tension in her expression soften as well.
“I know you enough that you don’t do anything without reason.” Her anger was clung to every word. “No matter how crazy it is. So I’ll give you a chance to explain.”
“Great but you might want to get off me. That’s not a role of bits poking at your-“
CRACK!
Discord’s head was in the floor again.
The doors open to Twilight’s unlit room. That darkness was pierced by purple bolt that shot across the room and lit most of the lanterns. As the pair walked in Twilight opened her balcony door hoping the fresh air would keep her nerves cool.
“Ok Discord.” Twilight said as she hopped onto her bed and sat on her hunches. “Let’s start with Chrysalis. You almost got her killed. At least that’s what I have been told. I want to hear it from you.”
Discord flew over and sat down next to her. The moment his bottom hit the bed Twilight magically slammed him into the ceiling. His now flatten body floated down to the floor like a feather falling to the ground landing in front of the princess.
Discord stuck his thumb into his mouth and blew himself back up. He pouted and gave Twilight his best puppy dog eyes.
“Don’t give me that look.” Twilight huffed and looked away. “You’re lucky you’re not a fountain right now.”
“And the birds pooping on me?” Discord joked.
Twilight expression was unchanged but the spirit did catch the corner of her mouth twitch a few times.
“Remember those days?” Discord reminisced.
Twilight raised an eye brow at her advisor. “That was last month.”
“Really?” Discord said in surprise. “It feels like it was sixteen months ago.”
Twilight blink a few times. “Um, ok. So tell me what happened with the Chrysalis? How did an attempt on her life get past you? And what the buck did you and her changelings do to Prince Blue Blood?”