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// What Part of 'Stay Out' Don't You Understand? 
// Story: Luna's Room 
// by Cheesey Microwave 
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	The next day, Celestia did three things:
1. She had Luna make her a sandwich.
2. She banned stairs.
3. She got into Luna's room.
How she got into Luna's room was a long story. It was so long, in fact, that I'm not even going to tell you all of it because my fingers are tired and I'm an American, and as an American I have the right to be lazy. However, since I am not French, I'm not allowed to give up, so I have to give some sort of explanation.
You see, Celestia had been camping out by Luna's door when it suddenly just opened all by itself. Celestia was so delighted, she started hooting and hollering, which led to another stair incident. The guards had 'forgotten' to take down all the stairs for Equestrian Stairs Day.
The princess finally made her way back to her sister's room, and sure enough, the door was still open. It beckoned her inside, almost begging her to come see what her sister was hiding.
"I mustn't." Celestia turned away, posing regally. She then dashed inside and slammed the door shut.
When she first got in, she was scared that she's see decapitated heads and body parts hanging from the ceiling, but it looked like a normal room.
All of it was normal except... the fireplace.
The fireplace was covered in silver, with unnaturally multicolored flames spouting from empty candlesticks. Hideous faces had been engraved into the silver, leering mouths and glaring eyes threatening anypony  who dared to look. Black diamonds studded the bottom, shining menacingly. Charred logs with bits of blue-purple smoke wafting out of them lay in the center.
Celestia poked the logs and was whisked into another room.
Shelves lined the gold walls, all of which had dolls on them. Each shelf was cleanly labeled. From left to right, top to bottom, the shelves were:
'Party Poison', 'Murder Mystery', 'Reality', 'Pony Mythology', 'Crap Celestia Gave Me', 'Super Rare Collectibles', 'Cool Stuff My Friends Gave Me', 'Stuff I Made On The Moon', 'From Daddy', 'When Chrysalis got that doll-making set Celestia didn't like so she gave it to me because she wanted to be Celestia's friend', 'Stolen from Random Ponies', 'Baker's Cottage', 'Super Adventure Squad of Awesomeness' and 'On The Farm'.
The shelves 'Super Adventure Squad of Awesomeness' and 'Baker's Cottage' were empty. Luna was in the midst of the room, playing with about twenty dolls.
"Oil Slick shoots rotten apples at Core Face! But suddenly, Evil Empress Sunbutt comes out of nowhere to shoot comets at them all! Apple Apple Apple starts turning ponies into tacos, creating a delicious predicament! Can Lacewing get everything under control? No! Because her laser beam eyes are broken! They only shoot rainbows, and rainbows are only useful if they're a torainbow, so the rainbows were totally useless as a weapon but they looked nice, so that attracted Sweet Tooth, who started eating a taco, but it wasn't a taco, it was Flymouth! Taco-Flymouth started screaming at the top of his girly little taco lungs, scaring the stuffing out of Sweet Tooth, so she spit it out and stomped on it! But that made Apple Apple Apple Angry, so she ate Sweet Tooth all in one bite! NOM!
"Empress Sunbutt kicked Apple Apple Apple in the butt, so then she had to spit out Sweet Tooth! Pow! Pow! And then everypony started shooting lasers out of their butts, creating a laser war! POW POW WBAM KAWKAWKAKWKAWKAW PEW PEW PEW! But Oil Slick spit a bunch of slimy changeling glop everywhere, trapping Lacewing and Apple Apple Apple in a position that made it look like they were trying to rip each other's throats out with their teeth, and then Milky Face started throwing explosive milk bottles everywhere! Kapow, kaboom, kablamo! But Lacewing was freed by the explosion, so then she started throwing mud at AppleApple Apple! Apple Apple Apple was so mad, she tried to shoot deadly bat-lasers at lacewing, but then Flymouth became a pony again and caught the bats with his giant mouth! Then he started screaming really loud, prompting Henpeck to beat him to a pulp! TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT! HA, HA, YOU WHINER!
"But Princess Lazyface ate a golden apple, giving her draconequus powers just like Apple Apple Apple, who had made the golden apples in the first place! She started making everything explode, and they were really loud explosions, like KAPOOO WOWAWA FLEEBLEKAPOW MORPENDIE! The Lazyface started eating everypony in sight, but she only ate their legs, so then ponies were trying to walk on bones but it was all painful and they kept bleeding, so there was blood EVRYWHERE! And then all of a sudden everypony exploded-KAPOOIE!-and then went back to normal! Everypony except Duke Fartsy, who started creating magnetic ants that could throw knives at clowns, who were specially trained to start singing human pop songs when hurt! Everypony's ears were so badly hurt, they all started exploding!
"Then Missy Eloise, the pony who thinks she's a kitten, started playing with a ball of yarn! Mew! Meow! Mew mew mew! Aw, she's adorable! Then she throws the ball, which hits Lacewing in the head, causing her to lose her memory! Lacewing thinks she's a draconequus, so then Apple Apple Apple turns her into a draconequus, and then they start doing the Evil Dragon Victory dance, even though they aren't dragons! Then Hansel and Gretel the Siamese Twins That Aren't From Siam start dancing around and singing bout lederhosen! Everypony dies because the song is so bad, and then it's a whole 'nother day, so it's time to PARTY! Lacewing starts eating cheese even though she's a draconequus who thinks that lizards hate cheese, and then Lazyface eats a golden apple, so then she explodes because she's allergic to apples!
"Suddenly, Fartsy declares that the grand Galloping Gala will be held in two seconds, and everypony rushes to get their Gala clothes on! Except for Apple Apple Apple, who starts eating a bunch of Gala apples! Silly Apple Apple Apple hates galas, and she wants everypony to be destroyed, so she makes a licorice bomb, but it doesn't explode right and everypony just ends up with a mouth full of licorice! Empress Sunbutt starts using ponies like they're puppets, but Flymouth doesn't mind because he gets to eat all the flies he could ever want! Then Oil Slick farts and everything explodes and then everything gets so explodey we all have to start over the end!" Luna burst into maniacal laughter and threw the dolls up into the air, making explosion noises.
Celestia backed away slowly and never went into Luna's room ever again.