//------------------------------// // The Plan // Story: Garry's Mod Vs. Equestria: ASDFMovie is Awesome! // by Fussan //------------------------------// The early evening sun was the only light that illuminated the dreary scene, full of ponies with ailments, injuries, scratches, bruises, cuts, scrapes, broken bones, ruptured organs, flayed limbs, and one with a bad cough. In the back of the room a small purple dragon lay on a cot with an IV hooked to his wrist and a breathing aid on his mangled face. To the side, an orange earth mare with a flattened body lay unconscious on a bed, and next to her was a quivering wreck of a once awesome cyan pegasus, now reduced to a babbling mess and constantly whispering the word rainbows. Oddly enough there was also an empty pie tin hooked up to a saline drip next to princess Twilight Sparkle, the horn of which was bent crooked, along with most of her face. The air was filled with the sounds of coughing, moaning, groaning, and the scent of disinfectant and bleach. The cries for help and the quiet whispers for mercy rang throughout the room like a buzzing insect. One could almost feel the suffering drifting through the room like a maleficent specter feeding from the last reserves of the strength that the ponies had. There had to be at least thirty ponies in the room of all shapes, sizes and sorts, and all of them were here for the same reason: him. "This is ridiculous!" Twilight shouted as best she could with her face the way it was. "How can he think he can get away with this?! Who does he think he is?!" Twilight was furious, and she wouldn't rest until she knew that the one that did this to them was brought to justice! And by Celestia's glorious Sun, justice is what shall be dealt! Or, at least, that's what she said. "Oh be quiet!" grouched a pony from across the room. Twilight recognized the voice instantly, as she had heard it nearly every day since coming to Ponyville. "You're not the only one who's here 'cause of this insanity." Berry Punch crossed her hooves over her chest with a harrumph and a narrowing of her eyes. "Other ponies have been hurt too, y'know!" Twilight growled in anger at the mare across from here. "Berry, why are you even here? You don't look hurt to me." Berry glared at the ground in anger and hatred. "I need my stomach pumped," she growled out. "Somepony swapped my booze for nitroglycerin, and it could explode at any moment..." Twilight's one good eye widened in shock. "Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know..." The two of them sat there at a loss for words awkwardly until the door opened for the umpteenth time that day. The pony that walked in though was far different from the others that they had seen. Twilight gasped. "Big Mac?!" The large red farm pony nodded, wincing from the enormous swollen black welt on his face. "Eeyup," he said tiredly. "What happened to you big guy?" Berry Punch asked the large red stallion, scooting over on her cot to make room for him to sit down. He slowly made his way over and took the spot with a nod of thanks to the booze hound of a mare. "Ah don't really know," he said. "One minute Ah'm plowin' the field, then Ah heard somepony yell 'Worldstar' and everythin' went black." He rubbed his blackened and swollen injury with one of his hooves. "Ah woke up, and this was here. Figured Ah should see a doctor." Twilight could only shake her head in disbelief. "I can't believe this... First me, then my friends, now innocent ponies from the town! Who's next, the school fillies?!" Just as she had that thought a cold shiver ran up her spine. "Oh no..." Once again the door opened, and Twilight was shocked to see the mare that walked in. Especially in the state she was in. "Cheerilee?" Twilight said. "What are you doing in here?" Cheerilee, usually happy and perky and always full of joy, was messy, shaking, and looked as if she had witnessed the end of the world two times over. "I'm here for a checkup," she said, though her voice was haunted. Twilight waved her over with a hoof and sat her down next to her. "Cheerilee, what's wrong?" she asked the shaking mare sitting next to her. "What happened?" "I'm just here for a checkup, that's all." She sounded as if she were in a far away place and didn't make eye contact with Twilight. Twilight grabbed her tighter and made Cheerilee look at her. "What happened to you?" she demanded. "I'm just... I..." Her mouth opened and closed repeatedly, yet no sound came out. After a few minutes of this tears began to run down Cheerilee's cheeks; they came fast and it alarming amounts. "I... I'm... just here... for... I... I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It wasn't me! It's not my fault! I'm sorry!" She broke down into tears, screaming in Twilight's hooves, covering her face as she sobbed. Twilight was scared now. "What happened to you? What did he do?!" "There was so much cheese! He threw all the cheese!" she screamed into Twilight's chest. Twilight made a face at this. "He... threw cheese at you? That's it?" Cheerilee shook her head, smearing her tears and saliva and mucus into Twilight's chest, most likely staining her fur. "He... he found out that... that I'm a teacher..." She took a long breath before sobbing some more as she continued. "He started screaming... He said it was my fault... It was the school's fault... Everything was the teachers' fault... It was my fault..." She wrapped her hooves around Twilight's middle with crushing force. "He... He... He did... held me down... made me... beg... I didn't want it! I didn't want it! He made me do it! He made me!" Twilight's fear had escalated into near-terror from what she was hearing. "What did he make you do?" she asked, placing her hoof on Cheerilee's leg in an attempt to comfort her. She was met with a violent reaction. "Don't touch me! Not again! Never! Nonononononono!" Cheerilee swatted away Twilight's hoof and fell to the floor, where she proceeded to curl up into a ball and sob hysterically. "Please no! No! I can't! Not again! Please! Please!" Her screaming and sobbing was cut short when a team of nurses rushed into the room and quickly carried her out. Twilight grabbed one of them by the tail to stop her. "Nurse, what happened to her?!" she asked worriedly. Cheerilee was one of her best friends, and she couldn't stand to see her like this. The nurse took on a look of disgust and shook her head. "All I can say is that when she was found she needed a really good bath." With that the nurse rushed from the room to rejoin the others in calming down the very frazzled Cheerilee. It was then and there that Twilight knew she had to do something. "It's now and here that I have to do something," Twilight said dramatically, as the black bars closed in from the top and bottom to highlight her eyes as her mane blew in a mysterious wind and a single cord played excessively loudly just above her. Then Nurse Redheart came through the door with a very angry look on her face. "Somepony infected the staffs' coffee maker with Gonorrhea. We're all infected."