//------------------------------// // Chapter 2 Chrysalis couldn't be more wrong // Story: MLP: FIM: The Vengeance of Kul'as // by Hairy Konquerer //------------------------------// It was one of the strangest to ever happen to her. She, Chrysalis, (self proclaimed) Queen of the entire changeling race was being carried in a bag in some tree house to face Faust knows what by 3 mechanical werewolves. The one thing she did know was their names were Smash, Crash, and Cannon, the name going from the tall male to the short male, and at times the medium female appeared as the brain of the bunch, but wouldn't stop Chrysalis from attempting at freedom. Using her usual queenly tone."Let go of me!" her demand fell upon deaf ears that only cackled evilly."Release me and i won't make you'll-"her sentence was interrupted as she was pushed into a large pipe leaving her flank sticking out(she was a little convinced a bit Shining Armor's love went straight to her hips). just when she thought it couldn't get a little worse, those 3 demons began to hit her to get her down the pipe. By the flank of course. 'This is officially the worst day of my life since the Canterlot Wedding.' Chrysalis thought as she felt her shame and total humiliation reach a height she already despised. Crash didn't like how the changeling didn't go down the pipe flawlessly as most of the things did. but then again, those were cages with small bugs."I think she might be too,BIG!" her last word was emphasized on account she rammed into the changeling's flank. "No she's not."Smash assured her sister as the trio rammed into the queens flank."If she can fit in a wedding dress, she can"he began to talk between rams"fit!"ram"in!"ram and push"HERE!"with a final push the changeling disappeared into the pipe than underground and out of the trios sight. --------------------------------------------------------------- Chrysalis let out a scream that echoed a little as she fell than found herself on a odd turn table with sharp edges. She thought it couldn't get odder when odd but terrifyingly familiar music fill the air. she looked around and saw things she knew to familiarly: the medieval Iron Maiden. the two bats awakening,and how the colors change to neon. An all too familiar rattling caught her attention in time to see two white glowing dice hit her in the face. Just as she feared a silhouette came up and she saw him. she knew it all too well, the burlap like texture, the wirewolf appearance ,the neon green, and that evil voice. "Well,well,well, what have we here? Queen Chrysalis, huh ooooh, i'm really scared! So you're the one my lacky's been talkin about?" Chrysalis would've lied to try and save her own hide but he stopped her by laughing straight in her face and getting bugs in her hair. Just like last time, and the time before. "You're jokin, you're jokin, i can't believe you Sal, You're jokin me you gotta be, this can't be the right gal She's pudgy,she's ugly, i don't know which is worse, I might just split a seam now if i don't die laughing first When Mister Oogie Boogie says there's trouble close at hand You better pay attention now cause i'm the Boogie man, And if you aren't shaken, there's something very wrong Cause may be the last time you hear the boogie song Woah," His pit came to life as several things answered as a chorus. "Woah," Anytime they answered he beckoned again. "Woah," "Woah," "Woah," "Woah!" "I'm the Oogie Boogie Man! Well if i'm feelin' antsy, than there's nothin much to do I might just cook a special batch of Snake and Spider Stew And don't you know the one thing that would make it work so nice? A Rolly-polly Chrysalis to add a little spice." "Woah" "Woah" "Woah" "Aoooah" "Woah" "Yeah, I'm the Oogie Boogie Man" Chrysalis had enough of his singing now. "Release me now and you won't face the dire consequences, My changelings are expecting me so just come to your senses" "Ha! You're jokin, You're jokin, i can't believe my ears Would someone shut this pony up i'm drown in my tears. It's funny i'm laughin you really are too much And now with your permission I'm going to do my stuff" "W-what are you going to do?" "I'm gonna do the best i can Woaaaaah the sound of rolling dice to me is music in the air Cause i'm a gamblin boogie man all though i don't play fair It's much more fun i must confess, when lives are on the line Not mine of course but yours old girl, now that'll be just fine" "Release me fast or you shall answer for this crazy act!" "Oh brother, you're somethin, you've put me in a spin You aren't comprehending, the position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished, you haven't got a prayer Cause i'm Mister Oogie Boogie and you, ain't goin, nowhere " Before all Chrysalis saw was black she heard his deep evil laugh one last time ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chrysalis awoke startled, just as with every other time she slept. she could not go back on account that every time she woke up from that dream, her sheets were soaked with the sweat she somehow accumulated during the course of the entire dream. As she turned around in the small cottage she was in to see a wirewolf not the one from her dream but one that didn't show disgust toward the changelings like most of Equestria did after the wedding. that was Joe. and he brought a glass of water with him. "It happened again?" "No. the dreams are gone and i soak my bed on purpose,what do you think?" Chrysalis irritatedly stated in a sarcastic tone to point out how ridiculous that question would sound by now. Joe detected the sarcasm but just chuckled "Any different?" "Actually yes, he looked like you." Chrysalis stated as she remembered that dice rolling crazy looked more like a starfish than a wirewolf. "Hmm i read somewhere that someone would have the same dream several times and the last time would be different signaling a dark omen to come." Joe hypothesized based on how Chrysalis had the exact same dream that played out exactly as the night before. "And what do you suggest I do, Equestria's royals didn't exactly leave on good terms." Chrysalis pointed out to show she was not about to be blasted straight to the badlands by the sun and moon raisers. "Well I heard from Celestia's close buddy whose also my close buddy Ricky they were going to hike to the border outside of Equestria, you know, fresh air, clear the mind all that junk. if you ask me you could use some. " Chrysalis growled a little at that last remark. "Fine but everything outside this cabin is gonna end up marking it's territory in here." "It'll be fine you'll only be gone for a few weeks." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The hike was the talk of the nation. Most ponies hanged out at Ponyville on account of 1. Celestia decided to walk from there, 2. it was the home to the Elements of Harmony. And now the day was here. Celestia, Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Ricky and his brother Marty were all at the town limit making one final check of everything they got before they went. AJ was the first to speak there."Got my stuff. Marty?" Marty was identical to Ricky in every way, the only difference was he had two puncture holes in his chest(which he said was from a taser from an old world he left). He was as enthusiastic about this trip as Pinkie Pie was and responded the moment Applejack was done talking."One step ahead of you, all wirewolves have a chest hatch that can hold basically anything on the inside, i was prepared before this was even discussed." He then looked up and he saw something that completely caught him by surprise: the queen of the changelings with his buddy from collage, flying down and stopping in front of the group. Rainbow Dash was ready to tackle both of them, but was stopped by Applejack. She knew this was Marty's old friend Joe and that he might be joining on the hike, but that didn't stop her from asking. "Why did he the changeling formally known as their Queen with him?" Joe was easy to defend on this."She's been having the same nightmare over and over again and thinks this guy in it is coming here." Chrysalis was about to object to this as it was Joe who believed this."I recommended she should go with you on this hike and came in case of what Rainbow Dash might do to her, and know this isn't a condition of surrender, she just keeps sweating her bed." Rainbow listend than responded."All right she can come. But one thing that even sounds suspicious and it's gonna need more than words to prevent me from getting her." "Don't worry if you see a little, it might just be anxiety from being away from the hive." Dash only nodded and they set off still amped about this trip. The only one not thinking about the trip was Chrysalis who thought maybe Joe was right about the dream. Unbeknownst to anyone as they left, a single red eye watched them walk away."They're already leaving. And with 2 weeks til were ready? Oooh Mr. Oogie's gonna be so pleased."