"Reporting live from the Radley Mane-itarium, it's Diamond Tiara! The most fabulous, brilliant filly ever...oh my god! I sound exactly like The Bad and Powerless Trixie! Whatever. Anyways, I will be joining the girls in Canterlot for an ALL NEW SEASON! This marks the premiere of Season Two, which I so wonderfully titled Journey to Canterlot!" Diamond Tiara beamed, pulling on her own customized trenchcoat.
Unlike Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara's trenchcoat was neither ratty or old. It was a leather pink and purple diamond encrusted trenchcoat, with a fedora. Even the fedora was a 'new model', as instead of a strap around it, there was a real diamond tiara. Apparently, Radley Mane-itarium could easily contact Rarity, causing most patients to look snazzy.
The newly freed pink filly trotted towards a remodeled version of the Ponyville train station, specially made for famous ponies. Using Twilight's name, Scootaloo managed to get six seats reserved on the train. Diamond decided to take a look at her train ticket, as she was pretending to be Pinkie Pie.
Like that's going to work!Diamond thought, rolling her eyes. She quickly dashed to a nearby disguise shop, donning a Pinkie disguise. She assumed it was for Nightmare Night. As she walked out, she noticed Silver Spoon, not happy with being disguised as Fluttershy.
"Hi, Pinkie." Silver grumbled, not noticing her friend.
"I'm Diamond Tiara, Silvie!" Diamond pouted, flipping her newly dyed bright pink hair. Silver Spoon's eyes widened, taking in the transformed Diamond Tiara.
"Oh my!" She said, burying her face in her light pink hair. Her glasses were what caused Diamond to recognize the poor filly, while other than the stylish trenchcoat, Diamond looked exactly like Pinkie, down to the very last bounce.
Diamond followed Silver Spoon for a while, until she noticed they were reaching the glasses store. Silver Spoon disappeared into the store for a few seconds, before she returned, donning brand new turquoise contacts.
"Tada." Silver Spoon muttered tastelessly, waving her hoof dramatically. Diamond Tiara nodded her approval before pulling out a backup trenchcoat from her left pocket and sliding it onto Silver Spoon. The trenchcoat was gray and yellow, differing from the brighter colors of Diamond Tiara's.
The two best friends trotted towards the new train station, meeting the other girls when they got there. All of them were wearing trenchcoats, and had costumes of one of the mane 6. Twilight was there, too, still in the cage. They walked up to the most gullible looking ticket master, tapping their hooves.
"What can I getcha, gals?" the very Manehattan guard asked, taking their tickets. "Y'all look a bit too young to be the famous ponies, m'kay? Except you, Your Royal Highness Princess Twilight Alicorn Sparkle."
"My middle name is not Alicorn." Twilight grumbled.
"Well, our DEAR friend Twilight Alicorn Sparkle here shrunk us all using a very powerful spell. We're going to be competing in a band contest in Canterlot for a few weeks." Scootaloo, dressed as Rainbow Dash, stated, flying up to the guard.
And with that, the five fillies all in unison pulled off their trenchcoats revealing a brightly colored unitard of sorts. Each posed in the most atrocious way possible, faking a large, but believable smile. Only Twilight looked sad and dapper amongst the five colorful little fillies.
"WE ARE THE GLITTER PONIES!" Scootaloo yelled, punching the air with her hoof. The stunned ticket master gaped at the shiny ponies, surrounding the rather dull looking princess.
"Well, welcome aboard. Try to stay normal, m'kay?" the ticket master muttered, using her horn to lift the red velvet sash blocking the six ponies from entering a car labeled in colorful letters 'Princess Twilight Alicorn Sparkle'. As the six entered, Twilight pointed out the mistake in the title, before getting ushered into the car.
"Woah." Scootaloo gaped at the princess' specialized train car. The entire floor was covered in Twilight themed rugs, her magic symbol cutie mark embroidered on every single lavender rug. There was a table in the center, with a chocolate fountain surrounded by apple slices, orange pieces, crackers of every type and many other assortments. Another table was in the corner, covered with beverages from all over Equestria.
Twilight, finally at home in her car, seated herself down at one of booths, using her magic to levitate some punch towards her. Other than simple levitation spells, Twilight couldn't do anything. The five rascally fillies had purchased a 'magic detainment' collar from Trixie. Speaking of which, they had also agreed to let Trixie travel to Canterlot with them.
"The party can commence...because the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE IS HERE! And she brought the special package you all asked for." a blue pony appeared in the door way, levitating a cage containing a white colored pony with a purple mane.
"Rarity?" Sweetie squeaked, dashing to the aid of her sister, who looked absolutely livid, her face an unseemly red, and eyes narrowed so much they were slits.
"Since we never got to Rarity during the finale, she'll be accompanying us throughout the second season! As for Pinkie and Fluttershy..." Scootaloo let out a giggle, motioning for Trixie to drop the collared Rarity next to Twilight.
Scootaloo beamed, sitting down in her own booth, across from her partner in crime, Diamond Tiara. The rest of the fillies quietly seated themselves in another booth, glad to finally escape their tyrant friends.
"So, Diamond, I was thinking about this season. It seems lately, our viewership has derailed quite a bit." Scootaloo started.
"This season, we need something stellar!" Diamond squealed.
"Which is why I have gathered information about all the newest stats about what most ponies want to watch. Or griffins. Either way, I've decided we need to do episodes based on what other ponies want to see!" Scootaloo drew a manilla envelope out of her trenchcoat pocket before passing it to Diamond.
Diamond gave Scootaloo a questioning look before opening the envelope.
Dear watchers of the show,
This is the producer speaking. No, I am not Scootaloo. I have sponsored this show and Scootaloo, and now is your turn to repay me for giving you humor for one entire season.
You may submit ideas for what you want Scootaloo to do in letters to the following address:
143 Canterlot Road
This season will be a longer one, with eight episodes and one special.
Sincerely,
Mr. Anon Y. Mous
"The producer finally sends us a letter and it's for our FANS? They can do whatever they want to us?" Diamond shrieked, tossing the letter away as if it were a contagious germ of sorts.
"Exactly."
"I cannot believe Miss-" Diamond started.
"SHHHHH! Don't blow her cover! It's Mr. Mous." Scootaloo slammed her hoof into Diamond's mouth to stop her from sputtering out the sacred secret.
Gilda, upon seeing the words flash upon the screen, immediately started addressing a letter to 143 Canterlot Road.
To Be Continued...