//------------------------------// // Canon Fire! // Story: The Council of Evil // by KingofBronies //------------------------------// After the last plan, the villains laid lowed for a while. Several days later the team, minus Discord and Luna, returned to the Everfree Forest lair. “So why are we down two members?” Sombra asked in his dark tone. “Luna told me that Discord and her are on royal business,” Sunset responded. “Ahhh, well it’s not like we need them here all the time anyways. Yeah! We can come up with good ideas!” the king smirked. “‘Good’ is such a strong word,” Chrysalis scoffed. “Oh shut it, change into something that isn’t a whiny horse bug thing.” The dark mage stomped. “Mother, father, Trixie requires that you cease fighting at once,” the caped mare giggled a bit. “YOU DO NOT COMMAND US!” they yelled in unison. Realizing what they just done, they turned away from each other and blushed. Sunset and Trixie laughed a bit, it was quickly followed by them, again, in unison yelling “SILENCE!” The red and yellow maned unicorn smirked. “Mom and Dad argument’s aside, what is on today’s agenda?” “YOU ARE NOT MAKING THAT A THING! We are not even compatible in the slightest!” the swiss queen roared. The magician pony smirked, “Trixie never took Chryssi as such a Tsundere.” Sombra started laughing, the queen was unamused,“SHUT UP! I WILL DEVOUR EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!” The king took a more serious tone, “You can’t eat yourself, my love,” he batted his eyelashes. She blushed a bit more, “Shut up! Besides, I have enough love! I need no one else!”A pink ball of fuzz crashed through the roof. “What the hay is that?” Sombra questioned. A noise was heard coming from the fuzzy ball. It sounded like: “Pffftt!” “It’s alive!” Sunset yelled in surprise. The puffball got up, looked at everypony and gasped. “Oh, Flufflepuff, I haven’t seen you in ages!” the dark king smiled. “Trixie’s remembers this puffball! She would not let me speak! Why is she here now?” the great and powerful pony demanded. “She is here because we are going on vacation,” Chrysalis smiled, hugging the puffball. “Really? We are going to be down three members!” the shadow pony stated, obviously displeased. “Pbbbbbt!” Fluffle retorted. “It’s not our problem. I need a break from you crazy ponies anyways.” She held her nose in the air and looked away. “Flufflepuff grab my tail!” She grabs her tail and they fly off with a “Ptttttttbbbbbbbbbbl!” with a rainbow trail making yet another hole in the roof. “REALLY? WHAT THE HAY IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER HOLE!? SUNBUTT DAMN IT!” Sombra roared. So the two left, leaving the three remaining to devise an evil plan to get at our new Alicorn Princess. “So, now I’m the only villain left?” the king sighed, knowing the answer. “Hey, I’m plenty evil!” Sunset stated. “Just because you dated the ‘Waifu Stealer’ does not make you inherently evil. Trixie thinks you’re just a brat,” the oh so great and powerful pony antagonized. “Coming from you that has no meaning. Really, you can only do parlor tricks and brag about your fake accomplishments,” the yellow unicorn smirked. Trixie glared daggers at her, “At least when Trixie decided to be a villain she did it right and took over Ponyville for a time, while you couldn’t even conquer a high school!” “Oh would you two just get shipped together already or something! YOU TWO FIGHT LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE!” the king of shadows levitated them with his magic eventually setting them down. “We are nowhere near as bad as you and mom,” the former demon laughed. Trixie couldn’t help but burst into laughter, Sombra was unamused.“SILENCE THE BOTH OF YOU WE! NEED TO ACTUALLY MAKE A PLAN!” “The Great and Powerful Trixie agrees,” the silly dressed pony concurred. “Oh fine, I’ve had a plan for a while now anyways, best part is we don’t need the others,” Sunset Shimmer smiled. “Oh, now you have caught my interest.” the crystal king smirked. “Come now, Trixie desires to know this plan,” the caped mare demanded. The two unicorns listen as Sunset revealed the plan which both of them liked. Oh? What? You want to know the plan? Come on, you know the drill, you don’t get to hear it, you get to experience it! So sit down and read! NO SPOILERS! The three unicorns had to be very clever for this plan to work. All they knew was that Twilight and Spike were out of the house but it was still daylight. With caution, they snuck quietly into the house when no one was looking. Owlowiscious was asleep, it being daytime and all. “Ok, so we need to hide these magic fireworks under her bed and her stairwell,” Sunset whispered. “Won’t this blow up her house?” Sombra whispered back. “Of course not, Trixie assures you magic fireworks are not explosive, just aesthetic and loud.” The show pony assured. “Just don’t light them with magic and they will be fine.” “Ok, let’s get to planting these things and hide outside,” Sombra smiled. The team of three cleverly hid the magical fireworks in places you wouldn’t immediately suspect. When they were satisfied they took their position away from the house. “This is going to be good,” the king smirked. The three heard loud yelling. Not too long after, that Trixie spotted Twilight on the roof after a teleportation spell with her binoculars. “Wait till she gets in the house,” Sunset said readying the detonator. A large beam of projectile magic was fired at Twilight’s treehouse. She teleported and her house exploded. The Alicorn Princess was fine and so was her owl but her house was mostly gone. She flew off to deal with whatever thing attacked her. The three villains’ jaws dropped in awe. “That blast wasn’t nearly big enough to blow up the house unless…” Sombra turns slowly to the blue unicorn who was in complete shock. “Trixie, what happens when magic ignites magic fireworks?” “T-they explode.” Trixie answered. Sunset looked at Trixie. “So we jus-“ The show pony hopped to her senses, “Yes, I believe we should exit the stage.” The team ran and scattered so they would live to prank another day. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Special thanks to Kyle for editing again. Also, I tied it into canon. Try not to judge it too harshly for that. If your wondering what Flufflepuff is it's from askflufflepuff on tumblr. Its fun so check it out if your interested.