[Full Moon talks like this]
< New Moon talks like this>
(I respond like this, idea from Three of Me: School Society. GIVE IT A READ!)
“Argh, what happened?” I lifted my head up slowly and looked around, I was in my room. “Oh ya, I got knocked out by the pure adorableness that is my daughter. I’m getting old...” I laughed and jumped out of my bed and stretched. The sound of the party was still going on, might as well go back and join them! I walked down the hall towards the sound when I heard a scream and what sounded like a man making a disgusted noise. “Blueblood,” I growled and walked a bit faster. When I got to the door I heard complaining.
“I mean look at her! She is just a useless little girl! She dosin’t even have the correct table manners to be royalty! I mean really-” I kicked the door down with death in my eyes.
“Who is picking on my little girl!?” The whole room went silent. Blueblood walked up to me.
“I was stating the truth about your so called ‘daughter’, she as absolutely no manners for elders what-so-ever and she can’t hold a fork right!” I smiled, murder still in my eyes.
“Is that so?” He nodded. “Well how about this,” I turned around and bucked him right in the jaw. “Better?” In all truth I put nothing into that hit but magic, loopy magic!
“Oh look at the flouting sea ponies dancing like-” He fell over passed out.
“Wow, guy cant take a hit even with nothing in it.” Everyone giggled. “Back to the party!” Everypony cheered and went back to the party. I walked over to Nighty and picked her. “Alright now?” She nodded some tears still in her eyes, I grabbed a near by napkin and wiped her eyes. “Alright, go party.” I set her down and she bounced away happily. I walked over to the punch bowl, cause thats what you always do at a party, and got a cup.
“Well you seem to be having fun, your already at the punch bowl” The Keeper walked over to me.
“Shut up, so what did I miss.” He stood next to me.
“Nothing but Blueblood being a pain.” I sighed and nodded. “Good thing you knocked his ass out, I was about to send him to the moon.” I laughed.
“Good luck with that. Um is Celestia wearing a lamp shade on her head?” I pointed my hoof at her across the room where she was dancing with Luna and the main six.
“Eeyup, shes having a blast!” We both laughed.
“They grow up so fast. I hope that dosin’t happen with Nighty.” I sighed. “At least i wont lose her half way through.” Keeper nodded, knowing what I went through back then. I turned to the balcony and walked out onto it.
“Geez how did Luna get so creative?” I looked up into the starry sky. “From what I remember I just left it boring but now its so good looking. That’s my girl.” I laughed lightly and looked at the moon. Keeper was suddenly at my side looking at me with a look I can never forget. “What do you want?”
“Well I have a new spell planed to be in library’s soon but I need to test it.” I raised a eyebrow at him then sighed.
“Your lucky I’m in a good mood. Go ahead.” He grinned widely and his horn started glowing a gray color and he shot a beam at me. “EEOW! What the hell!?” I glared at him.
“Sorry dude, didn’t know it was going to hurt.
[Shit head, send his ass to the MOOOOOOOOOOOON!]
< Isn’t that a bit harsh? He did say sorry. >
{ WHAT IN ALL KINDS OF FUCK ARE YOU TWO?! and why do I like the first one slightly better?}
< Ya I feel the love, anyway we are you, but I have no clue how we got here. >
[ You idiots, how the hell else are we here? I’ll give you a hint, its gray and has wavy red,white, and blue hair. Give up? FUCKING KEEPER!]
I looked at Keeper who looked worried. “You ok? You zoned out for a moment.” I nodded.
“Ya and you brought two fucking voices into my head.”
[Hey we are you bitch, look at me!]
{Hmm your right you look just like me,}
<Like he said we are you, this is Full Moon and I’m New Moon>
[Ya he’s the good one while I’m the kick ass motherfucker!]
I giggled and looked at Keeper. “These two are awesome.” I walked back into the party leaving Keeper to look like a confused wreak.
[Let’s find a bitch to bang!]
{No, not now, later. Right now I need to see what my kids are up to.}
< Ya I saw how you passed out when Nighty called you daddy>
[pwned.]
{LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKS I GIVE!}
I face hoofed and kept going until I found Celestia flouting Nighty around who was giggling like a little school filly.
{OH SHIT SCHOOL!}
< FUCK YOUR RIGHT! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!? >
[I GOT IT! shut the fuck up and send her to Ponyville.]
<{ What? >}
[Think about it, you could just teleport there whenever and drop her off and pick her up, fucking math.]
{He’s right, how the hell are you so smart?}
[Magic, ‘nuff said.]
I nodded and that was it. Nighty was going to Ponyville for school.