It was Rainbow Blitz's 28th Birthday and guess how he celebrates it? That's right with HARD cider! He drinks so much that he becomes much more drunk than all the previous times he's gotten drunk!
"Hahaha, you guysh are the greatest friends I've ever had!"
"Well, you know me, I can never pass-up cider!" Replied Bubble Barry.
"Just so you know, I'm drinking regular cider!" replied Elusive.
"Pansy!"
"Blitz, I think you've had enough!" Said Dusk Shine.
"Shtop your worrying, I'm fine!" He said while making sure he was still standing by putting one hoof on the counter.
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz!"
"Hoo boy, once again Flickercoy has fallen asleep after only one drop of cider!" Applejuice joked.
"Well, it's time to present the birthday cake anyway, we can take Flicker home after we dig in!" Barb suggested.
"Enough of the chatter, it's time for the platters!" Bubble Barry rhymed.
"I got the plates right here!" Said Elusive, using his magic to levitate the plates.
Then everyone had some cake! After the cake Blitz just went back to his drinking!
Hours later...
"Well, I gotta use the bathroom!" Said Barb, then she left, then when she was in the bathroom, she pulled out 2 tickets for Blitz's favorite show! The wonderbolts' latest show, it's an ultra important one because after that show, no more shows till Spatflame comes back from his vacation! He says he's going on some important mission! Now back to the party!
"You know guys, I gotta be out with it...I hate flat chests! No really, if a girl is an adult and they're still flat as paper towel...it's pathetic, I don't care what other fine curves they have, if they don't have a fine bust, I ain't going to tap 'em!"
"Um Blitz..."
"Not now Barry, I'm busy! Anyway, flat chests suck because you can't suck on their tits!"
"B-Blitz!"
"Not now Dusk, geez! As I was saying, if a flat chested lady were to ask me out, I'd laugh in her face & tell her to get lost before I hawk a loogie at her!"
"BLITZ!" Everyone blurted at him! No really, everyone, the ponies not sitting at the counter, the bartender, the guys who just walked in, even the rats from the hole in the wall!
"What? What's so damn important?"
His pointed and Blitz sobered up!
"Barb...uh, listen I..."
Then Barb took out the tickets ripped them in half!
"Get burned you ass! Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then she ran away!
"Barb..."