Dear Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity,
I have volunteered to be Discord's wife. Do not come after me, or do anything of the sort. I will be fine.
Thank you all so much for being my friends.
Love, Fluttershy
Everypony gawked at the note in silence.
Rainbow Dash was the first to break the silence. "Well, I say we go after her!"
"No, I don't think we should, Dashie. Her note said to not go after her..." Twilight said.
"Well, I don't care what her note says! Discord could've put her up to this! We need to fight for our friend! I bet that we could smash Dis-" Applejack walked over to Rainbow Dash and put a hoof on her shoulder.
"Whoa there, Nelly! Slow down!"
"But-" Applejack silenced Rainbow Dash by shoving a big red apple into her mouth.
"Mmmmmf mmmmmmmf MMMmmmmmmmmmmmf!!" Rainbow gagged. All of the ponies couldn't help but laugh.