//------------------------------// // Ch.6: Title Bout: Big Mac vs. Blue Flamenco! // Story: Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge! Episode 2: Major League Drama!! // by trahzo //------------------------------// Big Mac was ready! "Ready for this Big Mac?" "Eeyup coach, that Prince Blueblood has had this coming for a real long time!" "Yes, put that hatred into all of your punches, it'll help show that proper dandy!" "Eeyup!" "Grr! This fag deserves this!" Announced Ember "Yep, outta all of them, the most hated of the WVBA is Prince Blueblood and just look at all of the angry faces!" 'Yeah, also how'd this fag even get in to the WVBA and beat so many to become champ of the Major circuit?" "It's an enigma Ember!" Meanwhile on the mat... "Hello favorite cousin! I heard you were going to marry commoners, ick! If you ask me, you should have married 2 princesses!" "Well news flash Blue Bitch, they're going to become princesses after Spike marries them!" " *GASP!* Y-you just c-c-called me a b..." "Whoa what is this Black Kirin?" "It seems Big mac has offended Blueblood." "Dear cousin Spike, wont you penalize him for insulting me?" " *Sigh!* Big Mac, do not insult the opponent I thought we talked about this when taking on Discord Kid!" "Don't worry, this fight will be decided with our fists!" "Alright fillies and gentlecolts, tonight we got the spiritual successor to Little Mac, give it up for...Big Mac, then in this corner give it up for who even gives a shh? Prince Blueblood, or in the ring...Blue Flamenco!" Then Spike stepped back! "Round 1, fight!" Blue Flamenco then tried to throw a jab! "Trixie Mi Amore!" Then Big Mac countered him just before Blue Flamenco could uppercut! Blue Flamenco clapped then threw a jab! Big Mac blocked and countered, getting a 2nd Star! "Ole!" Then Blue Flamenco threw a hook, but Big Mac ducked it, then countered for a 3rd star! "Uno, Dos, Tres!" Then Blue Flamenco threw 3 hooks, Big Mac dodged then let when Blue Flamenco was exhausted, he let him have it with a Star Uppercut, knocking Blue Flamenco down! "1...2...3..." Then Blue Flamenco got back-up! "I will not back down to a common dog!" "Hey, no trash talk! Fight!" "Toro!" Then Blue Flamenco hooked but was countered so Big Mac could get a star, but it also knocked Blue Flamenco's toupee off revealing his receding hairline to the audience who all began laughing right after! Well, everyone except his girlfriend Trixie! "Hahahahaha, oh did you see that?" "Yeah Ember, I knew that hair looked fake!" "Guess the stress from Rarity's rejection really got to the poor manlady prince! "Grrrrrrr! Look at what have you've done! My girlfriend Trixie is in the audience, now that she knows the truth she'll never marry me, I was going to propose after the fight, regardless of the outcome!" Then Blue Flamenco began becoming really red, and steam was coming out of the top of his head! "You're going to pay for this!" Then when Blue Flamenco tried using an uppercut, Big Mac countered gaining a 2nd star, then began hitting him while Blue Flamenco tried to recover from the previous hit after previous hit, that's when Blue Flamenco blocked! Big Mac threw a punch but then Blue Flamenco dodged! "Ole!" Blue Flamenco tried to throw the hook again, but Big Mac once again countered for a 3rd star, then Big Mac went in for hitting him while he tried recovering again, then knocked Blue Flamenco down again! "1...2...3...4...5...6..." " *Groaan!* " *Thud!* "7...8..." "No, I refuse! If I win then maybe she'll forget about my hairline!" "Fight!" Spike declared! "I congratulate how you've made it this far! Unfortunately your legend ends here!" Then Blue Flamenco got ready! "Whoa! It's time for Blue Flamenco's special!" "Yep Ember, he's going to use the Rose Tornado! 1st Blue Flamenco sniffs a rose, then throws it at the opponent as a distraction, after that he comes at the opponent with a 25 hit combo from all directions by teleporting around with his horn, but it doesn't stop from there, after that step he then throws rose petals into the air and gets an instant ring out after capturing and then launching the opponent with the tornado he creates from the Double Lariat if he fails to defeat you with the 25 hit combo!" "That seems really complicated!" Big Mac caught the rose! Then as he sensed Blue Flamenco's presence like a true badass, stuffed it in his mouth, then alternated between dodging and countering his attacks, then after Blue Flamenco's barrage was over, it was time for the difficult part! Big Mac tried to stand strong but the tornado had enough force to lift him! He countered by crushing a Smash Ball, anchoring him down as Giga Mac, then Giga Mac used the 3 star uppercut as he jumped into the tornado and flew to the eye of the storm where Blue Flamenco was, dodging the popcorn, soda, candy, and occasional Big Mac action figures that flew by, then...he struck Blue Flamenco! The Force of the tornado, the power of the 3 Star Uppercut, and the strength of Giga Mac blasted him right out of the building, he flew so high, he almost touched the Mesosphere but just missed it by a mere 2 inches! Then he fell back down, then fell back into the building, and crash landed on Trixie! "Tr...Trixie Mi Amore...I'm so sorry you have to see me humiliated!" "Do-don't worry about it honey! I get humiliated o-on a daily bases by Twilight, and yes I'll marry you! I don't care if you have a receding hairline, you're still my prince charming!" "Th-thank you Mi Amore!" Then they both fainted! "KO!" Spike declared! "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang!" Both announcers said. "Huh? Oh! Hey Black Kirin we just got a commercial from Princess Celestia!" "Let me start! If you're that teeny tiny minority who like Prince Blueblood and Trixie, then you're automatically invited to the royal wedding!" "Yes, it'll be like the gala but fun!" "Wait...aww come on! Fine, I'll tell him!" "What's wrong Ember?" "We have to go, it's mandatory that we do or else!" "Sometimes sunbutt can be such a tyrant!" "No it's not that, it's either we go to the wedding or go to jail for what I attempted!" "What did you try doing? and why am I involved?" "Well, I tried to assassinate her during Big Mac's rumble with Discord Kid and well her royal guard thought it was either you or me who tried to kill her! Anyway's I'm going to the wedding, I wanna see Big Mac take on the champ!" "Me too, fine let's go to the lame wedding!" Then back on the ring, everyone was picking up Big Mac and throwing him into the air while chanting his name! Then Cheerilee was thrown into the air so she can jump kiss her husband! "Outstanding work Big Mac, now we can move on to the World Circuit! Are you up for the final challenge?" "Eeyup!" Next time: Punch Out! Big Mac's Big Challenge! The Final Episode: Top of the World!