"So who is going after Church and Caboose?" Tucker said breaking the silence Carolina said
"Tucker Wash Simmons and Sarge you guys will go after them" "What" they said in unison "Well we cant leave our team behind so we gotta get them besides anyways we need Church" Carolina sighed
"Okay we will go but I don't know how long it will take us Carolina" Washington sighed
"Just get them and get out as fast as possible got it"
"Why should I help the blues" Sarge gawked
"Because if you don't i will shoot you" Carolina sighed wondering how stupid they truly are.
"we should probably get going now we want to do this as fast as possible as they walked in Tucker the last to go into the portal tripped messing up the settings on the portal "Fuuuu" he yelled as they came out on the other side
"Where are we" Sarge said Looking down and seing that he had hoofs "and why am I a fucking horse?"
Wash grunted "lets just get them and get out of here as fast as possible" they all walked through the Everfree forest we they finally reached the end they ended up on a farm with and orchard of apples they all looked with astonishment as they saw the huge farm and they saw a orange pony and Washington walked up to her
"Howdy can I help yal with sumthin" she said in a hick accent
"Yes" Washington sighed "Have you seen are friends Church and Caboose?"
"Sure have There staying with Twilight at the library did you come from the same place as they did?"
"Yeah i would explain but it would take a while I want to get them and get back as fast as possible"
"Its that way go towards town square and keeping walking strait on and you will make it to the library but ya might want ta reconsider staying because Twilight hasn't found a way back for you guys yet"
Sarge grunted great now I'm stuck here in a girly world full of ponies just great im blaming all of this on Grif!" Simmons sighed
"Grif had nothing to do with this sir"
"Thank you for that wonderful information" Wash grunted
"Yall are welcome if ya need anything you can stop by and ask for Apple jack pleasure meeting Yall"
Washington said "Ok wondering how stupid these ponies actually are and if they understand sarcasm
They all walked toward the town in silence till Tucker Said "Bow Chicka Bow Wow" They all looked at him funny
"What was that for nobody said anything we were walking in silence" Washington grunted
"Well that's why i said it to cheer things up you guys are all being mopey.
"Maybe its because were all stuck in a world full of fucking ponies Tucker" Washington snapped
"Bow Chicka Bow Owww What the fuck guys why hit me in my pride"
"Because you are fucking annoying dont you guys ever know how to shut up the Freelancers did"
"Well last time I checked were not fucking Freelancers you fucking black banana"
"What did you call me your the only black one here lazy cockbite" as they reached the door of the library Twilight with Church saw his friends arguing
"At least I know how to get laid fucking dick I mean for god sakes you killed donuts
"Shut the fuck up" Church yelled wishing his friends wernt here
"Are they your friends" Twilight asked with a sigh
"Yes unfortunately" Church looked them with a fierce look and growled "Were going to pick up Caboose and go see the Princess so I guess you have to come now"
"Why in the hell would i listen to you blue" Sarge grunted
"If you want to get home you will" Church growled church thought to himself why am i even fucking alive I cant even die.
"Hey Church how long do you think we will be here Carolina kinda wanted us to get back as fast as possible and we dont want her to get mad" Tucker asked