//------------------------------// // Ch.17: Scaled Easily! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.4: The Final Showdown of Trahzo & Deezutra. // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Here we go guys! Landmanster!" Then Panzer began shooting down the fighting polygons! "Volt Tackle!" Then Black Kirin alternated between hitting the Master Hand & Crazy Hand! "Triforce Slash!" Then Fatboi trapped Mario in a Triforce seal and began slashing Metal Mario multiple times! "Now it's your turn Blood Brandy! "Night Slash!" Then Blood Brandy launched Metal Mario into the air and his silhouette imitated Strider Hiryu's Ragnarok! Then Luna crushed a Smash Ball! "What? Princess Luna, you know a final Smash?" "That's right, now here I go! Negative Zone!" "What? How come you have the negative, Ooooh, I get it, it's because just like how Luigi keeps on being ignored by Nintendo, you're the sister that Hasbro keeps on ignoring! That's clever writing Trahzo!" Fatboi said, breaking the 4th wall! "Now's our chance guys get those 2 hands!" "Here Panzer, take a machete! Let's cut off their fingers!" suggested Black Kirin! "Agreed!" *Shing!* *Shing* *Shing* *Shing!* *Shing!* "Nooo!" "Oh look, it's Master Nub, and Crazy Nub!" Luna joked. "Let us end this!" Then Fatboi shot a fireball finishing Crazy hand, while Blood Brandy used the Fire Bird to end the Master hand! "Graaaaaaaaaaah! This isn't over!" "Yeah! We'll be back in Super Smash Bros. 4!" Luna then walked over to Veetrix. "Oh my goodness, captain Veetrix, your hands!" "Don't worry, my aunt is a scientist, she'll make me some mechanical ones! Also, I'm a man of my word, so yeah, I'll back off you guys and Trahzo! Luna, do you still want to stop Trixie? This volume is almost over, we're at the 2nd to last ship!" "Darn! Very well then, guess we're heading back! Have a good night all of you!' Then they went back to Canterlot. Meanwhile... "Next is...Lily? Ooh, she's pretty cute, she's that pony who scares easily, link to her Youtube video should be in the author's notes of this chapter! Oh, and speaking of chapters, begin this one now!" Lily was at the bar drinking with Berry Punch! They drank until she was knocked out! Then being an ass, Berry used Lily's wallet. 7 hours later... "...Ey..." "...Ey....get u..." "MIss, WAKE UP!" "Ah! Wh-what happened? How long have I been out?" "You've been out for 7 hours, and it's closing time!" "Wh-where's Berry Punch?" "Your friend bailed after she used your bits to pay for the drinks!" "(That bitch!)" "Come-on, I gotta go get home so the children don't egg & tepee my house, or worse!" "E-egg & tepee..oh no, you don't mean!" "Yeah, it's nightmare night! So come-on, scram!" "No please!" "What's wrong with you?" "I frighten easily!" "Don't worry, the scares are for fun, now if you can kindly... GET OUT!" Then Lily was booted out of the bar! "Okay Lily, remember...they only scare for fun...they only scare for..." Then she bumped into a child dressed like Buneary. "Aaaaah!" Then she bumped into a child dressed like Lola Bunny. "Aaaaaaaaaah!" Then she bumped into a child dressed like a Star bunny "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then she bumped into a child dressed like a Polof! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then she bumped into a child dressed like a Bunnelby! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then she bumped into a child wearing a bunny hood. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then she bumped into Rarity! "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah witch!" "Darling I'm not a witch, I'm a bad fashion...drat, she's gone!" "Nah Rarity, you're always a witch!" Joked Applejack. "What is that supposed to mean?" "Yeah Rarity, you are pretty witch like." Rainbow added. "Rarity, you are a true wi..." Then Pinkie was cut off. "Okay okay okay! I get the point! I may not be that good of a pony, but please shut-up!" Meanwhile Lily ran into the Everfree Forest after being led through her fear of many non-scary bunny costumes, well The Rabbids are pretty ugly looking. Then she entered the castle of the 2 sisters! Then made a hard stop! "Oh my fucking Celestia, damn it! If only I wasn't such a coward!" Then she heard the sound of eating somewhere, which caused her to stiffen her entire body. "Eep, what's that!" Then like in horror movies, she slowly followed the sounds of chewing, closer and closer did the sounds begin getting louder! Then after turning the corner, she entered the room where the munching was. "Huh?" "Sp-spike?" "Lily? What are you doing here?" "I got drunk, then passed out, then got kicked out, then all of the scary bunny costumes and Rariwitch scared me all the way here! Then I heard the sound of something eating another something, then I found you!" "Well, since you're here already, let's just hang out here! I already made my tribute to Princess Luna, in fact, she'll be here in a few hours to hang out! So come-on, sit down and have some candy!" Then he handed her some Rare Candies. "Thanks Spike.' Then she rushed to Spike's side, and hugged him hard. "Hey. don't hug me so hard, I might upchuck a rainbow!" " *Giggle!* Sorry Spike, I'm just so scared." "Hey, I used to be a coward to, but Twilight would help me learn how to not be so scared when I was a toddler." "I was a difficult time for me, my parents were always working, I spent my days with a babysitter, so I never had them to teach me how to not feel fear!" "Aaaw, come here." Then they hugged more. "Thank you Spike for comforting me in my time of need." "Hey, I'm always willing to help!" "Hello Spike, I have arrived!" "Oh, hey aunt Luna." "Oh-my, what's this I'm seeing?" "It's not like that, I was scared towards this area!" "And now you're cuddling my nephew." "Wh-what? Oh my apologies, I had no idea this was your nephew!" "No need, I like you whoever you are." "The name's Lily! I'm the biggest coward in Ponyville." "I like you too Lily." Then she blushed. "(Wow, the scariest time of the year, and I'm spending it with royalty. I feel so lucky.)" So they discussed things, and hanged out, had some star candy, and even made some wise crack about their own friends. Lily felt no more fear and appreciated the attention Spike was giving her. "Well, this has been fun, but I must go now! I bid you all ado!" Then Luna left. "So, want me to walk you home? I aint going home till the sun rises." "No,let's sleep together, please!" "Eh, why not stay there!" Then Spike swept all of the wrappers into a trash can, and arranged the pillows into a bed for 2. "Okay, I got everything set." "Thank you Spike good night!" "Good night Lily, thanks for keeping me company." Then Lily & Spike went to sleep, only Lily waited till Spike was in a deep sleep. "Thank you Spike for keeping me safe from fear!" Then she gently put her lips on his, you know like how Luna from Sailor Moon kissed that sleeping guy in the ice movie! "Aaaaaaaaw, how sweet, now I'll just go get the next letter, because it seems they're still clopping and banging in their rooms!" Meanwhile outside... "So, this is the house Trahzo is hiding in!" Then all of the subscribers jumped out of the ground like ninjas! Deezutra pulled his sword out of it's sheath. "Charizard, Typhlosion, Blaziken, Infernape, Emboar, Delphox, ready for this?" Then they all roared assuring him that they are ready! "Good! Now let's go!"