//------------------------------// // Ch.14: A New KIND of Crazy! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.4: The Final Showdown of Trahzo & Deezutra. // by trahzo //------------------------------// Panzer, Black Kirin, Fatboi, and Blood Brandy were given great power! "What has happened?" Asked Blood Brandy. "Oh that's simple, you guys can now execute the final smash anytime you want without the use of a Smash Ball!" Answered Pinkamena. "Wait, we can but you can't?" "I'm not a main hero sorry guys!" "Oh, next it says that Pinkamena has to stay here while we go out and have out big duel with Luna and Veetrix as our final step." Said Fatboi. "What? We're not going to fight Deezutra?" Gasped Black Kirin. "Trahzo wants to take him!" "Damn! But what if their next battle does the same thing in the last volume?" "It says here that it will work out afterwards!" "I hope the last of that paper is right!" "It hasn't been wrong before." Said The next door neighbor "Oh, and can you guys spare 2 and a half cups of some sugar?" "Well, let's have some of the muffins in my bag! Eat-up guys, this next part may be our final battle!" Said Black Kirin. "Ooh, I'll have the double fudge muff..." Then Blood Brandy's hooves where slapped. "No, you'll have the citrus muffin! I heard what you mumbled about Pinkamena on the train! She is not an insane killer whorse!" "I said Mitsuzane is the worst!" "Well too bad, you're still getting the citrus!" The smell of the muffins caused me to enter the living room! "Hello everypony, I'll be taking this Oreo muffin, and go back to typing, good luck on your final battle!" "Thank you master, and good luck on your upcoming showdown with Deezutra! Have a good night now!" "You too, and also, please give this teddy bear Veetrix!" "Wh-why?" "It's a surprise!" So after snack time, it was time for the 4 to head out! "Those guys all seemed very nice! Now I can finally read this letter next is...Fluttermena?" "Yes, back in Magical Mystery Cure, when the bronies saw Fluttershy with Pinkie's cutiemark, it created Fluttermena, and since Rarity had Rainbow's cutiemark..." "Okay, okay, okay! Trixie gets the idea, just begin the story!" "Om nom nom! Wow Fluttershy, you may have Pinkie's cutiemark, but you still make some pretty good baked goods! Om nom nom!" "Thank you Spike, you're always so sweet to me!" "I could say the same thing about Fluttershy! Mmm, these cupcakes are so good, just look, a marshmallow filling!" Then the door slammed opened! "Girls, have any of you seen Rarity?" "No Twilight, what happened?" "She's missing, she didn't leave any sign of where she was going." "Oh, she told me where she went." Said Fluttershy."Rarity wanted me to tell you guys that..." Then she began tearing-up..."She said she decided to use the The End Spell!" Then Twilight gasped and Spike stopped eating and dropped his muffin. "Was being the weather mare really that stressful?" "Yes! Oh Rarity, she thought all of it should just end and she decided to end it herself!" "No! It can't be true!" "I couldn't do anything to stop her! So, she used her spell to die!" Then the 2 began crying and held each other close. Fluttershy stood by while she watched Twilight and Spike hugging, causing something within her to become enraged. So enrage, that she crushed the cupcake next to her. "(Dammit, Spike was suppose to hug me!)" So as the days went on, one by one, they all mysteriously disappeared, she fed Spike the cupcake versions of them until She and Spike were the only ones left! "They're all gone!" Spike lamented. "Don't feel bad Spike, you should know, that good old Fluttermena is here to comfort and protect you!" Then she hugged him. "F-fluttermena?" Then Spike began stepping backwards. "Didn't P-pinkie Pie used to call herself Pinkamena back when we were all lying to her?" "Yep, and let's not forget, she was really insane!" "But how did..." Then he directed his eyes to Fluttershy's cutiemark. "...gasp! Th-the cutiemark! It's your cutiemark that turned you into a...g-get AWAY FROM ME! I WONT LET YOU KILL ME! I'm gonna burn you to ashes, vengeance for all of the poor ponies you've killed!" "Aren't you forgetting? I got the reality bending powers of Pinkamena, so I can defeat you right here, right now!" Then she grabbed him, and knocked him out with a chloroform filled handkerchief! 48 Minutes later Spike awoke to find himself tied down to the wall. "Hello there my love!" "Fluttershy, or rather Fluttermena, even though it's too late to stop you, please let me go! Please spare me!" "Don't worry Spike, I have always had a soft spot for you." She said while walking to him in a sultry way. 'You wont meet the same fate like the others! You wont become a murder victim, like all those others who stole your attention from me! No, were are going to be married, and I got your ring right here, and once we do, you wont be a rape victim! Oh Angel!" Then Angel came in with the other animals looking like a justice of the peace. "Dammit Angel, I thought we were friends!" Then Angel stuck his tongue out at Spike, assuring that they were not friends in anyway! "Enough of this, time for me to get married to Spike! Then after we become husband and wife, you'll pay your attention to me!" "Even the quiet one's could lose it! Get Trixie the next letter!"