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// Tall Tales and BS 
// Story: Twilight Sparkle Dies in Lava 
// by payasofobia 
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"The fuck did I just read?!"   The guy in the armor speaks to the pink pony.

"It was the truth and nothing but the truth!"   And the pink pony responds in kind.

"Bullshit."   The guy tells it like it is.

"Did anyone ever told you that you have a very filthy, filthy mouth?"   The pony does not withstand the shit that comes out of the guys' mouth, and she attacks!


















"No, she doesn't."

"Awwwwwww...."



"No, but seriously, you just made all that crap on the fly, didn't you?! I mean, all those tales about giant robots and ponies and fucking Batman?! And what's with your fucking clavicle?! And why did Mazinger choose Tomoko, and what the hell's a Space Marine?!"




The truth comes out! The queen of liars opens up and reveals her true self!




"Fine! I made some of that stuff up to make it more exciting, because the real deal is far more depressing, plain and simple."

"See? That wasn't so hard."

"Meh."

"Don't you 'meh' me you insufferable piece of happiness!"

"Just shut up Sauron. You are a meanie."













His feelings hurt and battered by the cruel pony's words, Sauron will surely cry himself to sleep tonight.