//------------------------------// // Ch.1: I don't Mind if You Bug Me in June. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.4: The Final Showdown of Trahzo & Deezutra. // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Trixie has returned, now then...1st up is Junebug!" "Who's Junebug?" Asked Marble "She was a one episode pony who appeared in Secret of My Excess. Spike tried to take her flowers but Twilight luckily stopped her." Answered Igneous. "So, from that one encounter in the show, we're shipping her?" Trixie questioned. "It's an unlikely shipping, but since Spike's the only guy she interacted with in the show...so yes!" "Very well, I'll start the scene transition, then watch T.V." "Hey wait, she made a background appearance in Leap of Faith!" Limestone interjected. "Oh yeah well there's that." "..." "Are you okay?" "Err...what would make you think that?" "Well, it's just that now you're wasting my time. Either buy your flowers or get lost!" Roseluck told Junebug. "Sorry, okay....uh...ooh, there are just way too many good new choices!" Junebug was very giddy today, lots of new flowers at Roseluck's stand and from other lands no less, oh and if you cannot tell the difference between Junebug & Carrot Top/ Golden Harvest, then here's the difference, Junebug has a light streak in the middle of her mane. Roseluck was about to chase her away till Spike stepped in. "Roseluck, I'd like 20 Pikmin Flowers, 14 Gracidea Flowers, 16 Boomerang Flowers, 1 Daphne, and 18 Heart Flowers." "Coming right-up Spike." "Spike, what the heck? I was just about to..." Then he closed he lips with 2 fingers. "No, you were not, so I decided for you!" "Here you go Spike!" "Thanks." Then he payed her. "Now here, accept this fine Boquet Junebug." " *Gasp!* Y-you're giving these to me?" She was trying her best not to blush. "Yep, now next time don't be so fickle okay? Later." "Later..." "Ooooooh, somepony's got a crush on Spike." "I do not! He just surprised me that's all." Then a hoof tapped her on the back. "Um miss, could you please LEAVE SO US NINTENDO FANATICS CAN GET OUR HOOVES ON THE NEW FLOWERS?!" "Heh heh heh heh heh, sorry about that nerds." As Junebug headed back to her home, she took a good look at her bouquet. "(He was just helping me, this is not a sign of love Junebug, get that through your head!)...but why do I feel that it is? Oh..." Then she bumped into someone! "Oof! Oh, please excuse m..." "Oh-no, it's my fault, I was the one running." "...Y-your majesty!" Then she bowed her head. "Please, raise you head." Princess Celestia told her. "Now help me find a place to avoid the popparazi, because oh dear me, here they come!" "Celestia, do you like being Pink or white?" Asked Shutterfly. "Princess, do you have feelings for Twilight, or Luna?" "Princess Celestia, are you a molester or a troll?" "Help me, please, and I'll give you whatever you want!" "Okay, come with me!" Soon they made it into Junebug's house. "Princess!" "Princess! Please come-out!" "We're going to expose all of your truths, secrets, lies, personal life, and whatever else embarrassing you sun butt!" Then Celestia closed the curtains. "This is bad, they know I'm somewhere here!" "Why don't you just teleport?" "I made a bet with Luna for me to not use my magic! Now she's trying to cheat by sending these annoying flanks after me!" "Oh, now that's mean! I guess some of Nightmare Moon is still inside her!" "Yeah, the part that makes her an ass, now I'll give you an award for saving me, anything you want!" "Well, could you give me some advice?" "What kind of advice?" "Romantic advice." "Ooh, you have a crush on somepony?" "No! Maybe!" Then she started nervously looking at her bouqet. "Did this somepony give you that bouqet, and now your heart is misinterpreting it as a sign of love?" "Exactly." Then she closed her eyes in shame. "There,there, it's nothing to be ashamed of, I in fact misinterpreted Discord's bouqet as a sign of forgiveness & friendship when it was really his sign of love." "So...what happened afterwards?" "We became Marefriend & Draqonequess friend, of course! Soon, we became husband & Wife! You should have seen him when he was such a sweetheart, he made sure everything went right." "Really, that's nice." Then she started feeling down. "..." "Hey come now, I'm sure whoever this guy is, he's very sweet and will gladly have you. So, who is he?" "Spike." "Spike? Oh, I've gotta tell him!" "DON'T!" "Why? He's hopelessly in love with an abusive bitch, and anyone would be much better than her, she even called him poo! POO I SAY!" "Please, just give me advise." "Fine, now look, Spike is a good kid, he'd help anyone in a pinch, even if it's something dire. I basically know everything about him. For a guy like him, it's best to just be out with it, if he doesn't except you, he'll reject you in a way where you 2 still end-up as friends." "You really think so Princess Celestia?" "Yes, I know everything about Spike! After all..." Then she opened the front door and stepped out "...I am his mother!" Then she closed the door. Junebug stood there speechless. "Spike...you have such a great life! (Wait!)" Then she remembered what Celestia said about Discord and remembered what Spike did earlier. "(Like father like son I guess.)" Then she looked at the bouqet he put in a vase again, then remembered the words of Celestia "(Even if it doesn't work out, me & Spike will still be friends!)" The next day... "Wow Junebug, how nice of you to invite me to lunch." Spike complimented. "And you've chosen such a good place to eat as well." "Aw thank you Spike, it's the least I could do after you helped me pick out the new foreign flowers, just look, me & this Daphne have now become close!" "It was nothing, I'm happy to lend a helping hand every time. Besides, those Nintendo nerds looked like they were going to kill you any second, and I wasn't sure if any of them were bronies who'd protect you as well." "Must you always become the hero?" "Oh, so you'd rather let them kill you?" "No, but it was nice of you still that I gotta repay you somehow." "And what a repayment I received." "Hello there, are you ready to order?" "Yes, I'll have this!" "And I'll have this!" "Any drinks?" "Tap water for both of us." "Alright, I will have your orders right away! Enjoy your date Prince Spike." Then the both of them got surprised. "Hey, this isn't a date!" Then he looked at Junebug who was completely flustered at the mention of the word date. "You know this isn't a date right?" "Actually...I wanted to tell you something very important." "(No way...did she really get me here unknowingly on a date...and now she's...)" "Spike, after what happened yesterday, I tried to make myself know that you were just trying to be a good friend, but the bouqet you gave me, my heart just couldn't stop me from saying it was your sign of love!" "So...w-what your saying is, that you...are in love with me?" "Yes...so please except me Spike, my heart is longing for your love!" Spike felt that for some reason that maybe he should be her drakefriend. If you ask me, it's because they share the same voice actress. Then he smiled at her. "Junebug...I am impressed, you put in a lot of effort to try and win me over, but you didn't have to do this!" Then he got up from his seat and went-up to Junebug. "Spike..." Then he kissed her cheek. "I am flattered by what you have just did, and you know, I'd love to be yours." "Yay!" Then she gave him a hug. "You know, there were a lot more species of foreign flowers...you want me to buy some more for you?" "Yes! Yes! Yes! Let's get about 20 Ice Flowers, 25 Bomb Flowers, a Sunflora, a Roserade, 26, no 30 Butterfloras, and..." Spike just smiled and listened as his brand new sweet heart rambled on! "...Oh, we're back? Sorry, ahem! Get the next letter!" Meanwhile... "Excuse me ma'am, have you seen someone who looks like the one on this wanted poster?" Asked a robotic Spikerules302! "No." "Damn! Alright, good day!" Said Captain Veetrix, the new captain of the royal guard! "Where are you Panzerbrony? I'm ready to defeat you!)" "Sir!" "What is it Private?" "I just received word that Trahzo is in this village over here on the map!" "Good, go to Ponyville and tell Captain Deezutra!" "Sir yes sir!" "(Uncle Deezutra, the time has come for you to strike down your 2nd greatest enemy!)"