Scream "Will you PLEASE just let me use my superhero into?!"
Twilight raises an eyebrow and Bugzy clears his throat.
"Okay... I am the one who watches over the innocent; who protects those who can't protect themselves. I am... the Hooded- *Twilight zaps him* OW!...fender."
Your annoyance reaches an all time high at the fact that this is the third time your superhero intro has been interrupted. You glare over at Twilight and scream,
"Will you PLEASE just let me finish the stinking intro?!"
You hear the CMC giggle at your outburst and Twilight just looks confused about it. Taking advantage of her confusion, you put your hood back on and you begin to say,
"Ahem... I'm the one who watches over the innocent! I'm the one who protects those who can't protect themselves. I'm the shadow that follows those who's path they follow is the path of evil. I am the usher who guides you to your chair! I! Am! The Hooded Ofen*zap*.
Twilight interrupts you intro with another magical blast... AGAIN! It also causes you to be brunt up like a cartoon character after a big expulsion. You cough out some smoke like a cartoon character and say,
"...der."
Fluttershy runs at you and you brace yourself for more pain as Apple Bloom says something like "Fluttershy! Wait-!"... but the Pegasus tearfully tackle-hugs you and says how happy she is that you're okay (you think she re-cracked one of your ribs, but she's so cute and sweet that you don't care). Twilight orders Fluttershy to get away so that she can restrain (and/or possibly beat/blast you to a pulp) you
"I swear to Luna if she zaps me one more time..." you mumble to yourself as you shake off all the ash from your coat.
You then sigh in annoyance (you've been doing that alot lately huh) and are about to tell Twilight to stop doing that when you hear Applebloom call out,
"Fluttershy! Wait!"
You look over to where you heard Applebloom screamed and see... Fluttershy making a beeline for you! You try to teleport away, but for some reason it won't work. You hear Twilight chuckle and you swear you heard her smugly mumble,
"'Deactivate Magic spell'. Works every time."
Your eyes widen in fear and you think to yourself in a panicked tone,
OH SWEET LUNA NO! She disabled my magic, I'm a sitting duck! Good thing all magic-disabling spells only last for a few minutes (one of the very few things I do remember from that Changeling Magic school which I would have barely graduated from until that one jerk in "Ursas and you" class got me expelled. It was just a little prank, how was I supposed to know he was allergic to noodles, bunnies, and chainsaws? But he had to rat out on me, didn't he? Oh, well, I guess SOME creatures are just like that-).
During your mental rambling, you temporarily forgot that Fluttershy is still charging straight towards you and a soft mass of yellow and pink tackles you into the ground. You close your eyes and wait for the pain to start (or at the very least for one of your ribs to re-crack from that tackle), but instead of pain you feel... rain drops? You don't remember there being any storm clouds in the sky. You also hear... sobbing? You open your eyes to see... Fluttershy crying over you with her hooves around you.
"I thought you were dead!" she chokes out between sobs "You saved us from that mean old dragon, and you even saved me from that boulder. I thought I would never get a chance to thank you or to say... sorry."
You stare at her in shock, unable to say a word to her.
She's... she's crying over me (what is it with me and making mares cry?). She wanted to thank me for saving her. She doesn't hate me at all... she actually felt bad that I got hurt (or died I guess). That's... that's just... awesome.
Your thoughts are interrupted when Fluttershy suddenly gets lifted off of you by a purple magic field. You notice that her eyes are closed and she looks like she's asleep.
Poor thing most have fainted after getting all that emotional stress off her shoulders. You think to yourself in a sympathetic tone.
You stand up to see that Fluttershy was moved back over to the CMC. You look at Twilight to see... that she is REALLY mad. In fact... is her mane and tail on fire?! She then says though gritted teeth,
"How dare you make Fluttershy, one of my very first friends, CRY!" She screams the last part at you.
You start to shake a little at how her flaming mane and tail just got bigger! Pure rage is the only thing that you could use to describe the look in her eyes. She starts to charge up a huge magical blast, and while she's doing that she yells at you in pure hated,
"WELL MISTER 'HOODED OFENDER' HAVE A TASTE OF PURE MAGIC! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
"TWILIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
Not hearing the Cutie Mark Crusaders, she launches a huge ball of magic at you. There's no way you can dodge it, considering you can't use magic cause of her magic-disabling spell. And even if you do manage to avoid it, any innocent creatures behind you will get caught in the blast instead. As you look at the ball of death, a sudden thought causes you to shield 'The Inventory' with your body,
I hope Nightshade will be okay.
*BOOM*
*SOMEWHERE IN MANEHATTEN
Your eyes open, but all you see are fuzziness and dots. You can't hear a thing, but the weeping of... your ex-queen? You would have wondered why you heard this, but you're slowly fading back into unconsciousness. The last thing you see are a bunch of dots and the sound of weeping.
SOMETIME LATER
You awaken again, but this time you can actually hear and see things. You appear to be in some sort of cabin or something like that, you can't tell. You hear a door open and a voice say,
"So, The Great and Powerful Trixie's mystery guest has finally awoken..."
What do you do?