//------------------------------// // [FIXED] Episode 37: IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I SWEAR!!!! // Story: The Life of a Wanted Changeling (Comment Driven Story) // by Down with Chrysalis //------------------------------// "Uh, hi" *Fluttershy mumbles hi back* *Akwardness Intensifies* You decide that (after twenty minutes of just staring at each other) it would be a good idea to start a conversation. So, you take a deep breath and introduce yourself in the smoothest, most impeccable way possible, "Uh, hi." Fluttershy just stares at you. You start to sweat under your hood and you start to think that Fluttershy became a mute after the last time you saw her. After awhile, she finally looks at you and says, "Hi." Woah... I thought she acted like this because of Smaug, but I guess it's just in her personalty to be extremely shy.You think to yourself as you try to open your mouth to say something, but no words come out. Come on Bugze, shes just one of the mares you helped save from Smaug. It's not like you did anything to make her mad- oh wait You notice that Fluttershy is now looking at the CMC with concern. By the looks of it, they've calmed down a little bit, but it looks like they're still shaking. She then looks at you with a glare and you finally realize what it must look like to Fluttershy. A cloaked figure who's face is hidden in darkness standing next too three terrified fillies who were screaming just a few minutes ago. She probably thinks I'm the one who did it... NOT GOOD!You think to yourself in a panic. You decide to...\ Quickly explain to Flutters that you were not the one terrorizing the CMC. Quickly explain to Fluttershy that you were not the one terrorizing the CMC, she might attack (not likely) you if you don't. You quickly look at her and begin to talk so fast that it would put Pinkie Pie to shame. "OkayIknowwhatthislookslikebutIswearitwasn'tme.Itwasthischickzardthing. ItwasgoingtoattackthemandIstoppeditsee!"*(1) You point at where you stunned the chickzard. Fluttershy turns her head towards where you're pointing, but looks confused. "There's nothing there." she says in a stern tone as she looks back at you. You gasp in shock before you look over to see that she was telling the truth. The chickzard is gone! "But...but how! I used a stun spell on it, it shouldn't have been able to move for at least an hour!" You say to yourself in a confused and panicked tone. "How dare you..." You 'Eep" at that and you slowly turn around in horror to see...the scariest glare you have ever seen in your life! You swear the glare Fluttershy is giving you is hypnotic! You're so scared by it that you can't even move no matter how hard you try. You just can't. Fluttershy starts to slowly walk towards you, her glare intensifying the closer she gets. "How dare you scare three sweet innocent little fillies!" She says as she approaches you, "You should be ashamed of yourself! I have half the mind to drag you by the ear all the way to these fillies' families and make you apologize to them! Now what do you have to say for yourself mister!" She stops talking to you when she right in front of you, Her glare is so intense that you swear she's staring right into your soul! The only words that can come out of your mouth is this... "But but but but but but but but but but but but etc" Her glare just intensifies and she is about to say something else, when you hear someling yell, "LOOK OUT BELOW!" Fluttershy looks up only to be knocked all the way back to the CMC by a dark blue blur. You shake your head to get rid of the image of Fluttershy's glare. Note to self: never make Fluttershy angry... EVER! You think to yourself in a serious tone. You look over to where Fluttershy is, only to get knocked down by the same dark blue blur. You get up and you finally get a good look of what hit you. It appears to be a female pegasus with a... strangely TARDIS blue coat and fire orange mane/tail. Her mane is styled in a short pixie cut and her cutie mark is a music note. A half note to be precise. She shakes her head and opens her eyes and you can now see that they're the color of ice. She looks at you for a few seconds before she says in a sassy tone, "What are you suppose to be, the Grim Reaper." *twitch* Your eye twitches in annoyance and you decide now would be a good time to use your intro. "No. I'm not the Grim Reaper. I'm the one who watches over the innocent! I'm the one who protects those who can't protect themselves. I'm the shadow that follows those who's pa-" "Yeah yeah yeah whatever. Look I'm in a hurry so I'll just introduce myself. Names Lightning Chaser, the craziest pony you'll ever meet." She says in a prideful tone. She then looks around in a nervous way and then she looks at you and says, "Look, my gut's telling me that you're a good guy, so promise me that you never saw me. What you see there was a...'accident' that I might have caused that involved alot of cider and some matches down in Manehatten. So you never saw me... right friend?" She asks you with puppy dog eyes. Curse the rotten no-good pony who invented that look!You think to yourself in anger. You just sigh and shake your head 'yes'. Suddenly she punches you in your front leg and says, "Thanks bro! see ya around...maybe." And with that, she flies away. You shake your head and can't help but think on how you get yourself into these kind of situations. You look over to the CMC and Fluttershy and you see that both the CMC and Fluttershy have calmed down. So you decide to walk over and talk to them so that you can prove your innocence that you didn't scare the CMC. Fluttershy notices you and she says in a shy voice, "Oh..uh sorry about giving you 'The Stare' mister Headless Horse, thankfully the girls here explained what happened." You sigh in annoyance and you look around for anything that might try to interrupt your intro again. When you don't see anything you give a quick cough and say... "It's alright you were just trying to protect the little ones. But I'm not the Headless Horse, I'm the one who watches over the innocent! I'm the one who protects those who can't prot-*zap* Owwwwwwwwwww..." You just got knocked down by some sort of purple magical blast. You look over to see who zapped you and you see... a really angry Twilight Sparkle. "AGAIN?!" you can't help but yell out of annoyance at how your intro was interrupted (again) as you get back up. You hear the CMC gasp and Fluttershy say "Oh... my." You also see Twilight smirk and you begin to wonder why. You scratch your head in confusion, only to come across the answer to your own wondering. Your hood was knocked off your head by the blast! There's only one thing you can say about this situation... .... .... .... "WHY MEEEEEEEE!" What do you do?