//------------------------------// // Chapter 2: Goodnight Twilight // Story: The New Life of Spike: Book 2 // by Dark Matter 101 //------------------------------// Chapter 2 Goodnight Twilight "HAHAHAHAHA!" a woman laughed historically. She was known as The Mane-iac. She wore a purple suit with black gloves and boots. Her green hair was like tentacles and grabs everything in her path. The citizen was screaming for help as they ran for their lives. "Run you fools! Run! HAHAHAHAHA!" The Mane-iac continued to laugh. "Not so fast, Mane-iac!" a girl cried out from the distance. It was Masked Matter-Horn and friends. they were known as... The Power Girls. "Your too late, Power Girls, I will take over Maretropolis and than rule the world! HAHAHA!" The Mane-iac said. She grabs people using her hair and threw them across the streets. "Fili-second! Use your Super Sonic Speed to rescue the citizen!" Matter-Horn commended. Fili-Second ran at full speed catching every citizen in seconds. The Mane-iac threw a bunch of objects at them: Cars, lamppost, everything she saw. "Radiance! Use your Energy Constructor to stop the objects coming at us!" Matter-Horn commended again. Radiance put on her jewelry and held out her hand. A big dome clear as diamond cover the power girls. The force field was starting to crack but Radiance kept her strength up. "You Power Girls are useless! You cannot defeat me!" The Mane-iac cried out. "Then try to face me! Hero to Villain!" Matter-Horn cried out as she ran at her. The Mane-iac came running at her as well as the two yell ready to throw their punch. "POW!" Spike jumps on the couch. Spike was watching TV, watching his favorite show The Power Girls. He was enjoying the fight as the two fought recklessly. "Show her what your made of, Masked Matter-Horn!" Spike cheered on jumping off the couch. He copy every movement of what Matter-Horn was doing. Twilight came in and saw Spike watching his show. She couldn't help but laugh. "Watching your show again?" Twilight surprise Spike from behind. "This is a new episode," Spike said sitting back down on the couch with Twilight. "It's the part where The Mane-iac have control over the Maretropolis and next the world." "Sounds like another adventure for The Power Girls," Twilight said. "Aren't they missing one friend though?" "Hum Drum? I think he's coming in a moment," Spike said. In the TV the two stop fighting. "Give it up, Masked Matter-Horn!" The Mane-iac said. "You cannot defeat me!" "I may not, but I know who can!" Matter-Horn said hearing a motorcycle across the streets. Hum Drum was riding in a motorcycle with a dark helmet on. He drove across the street heading straight to The Mane-iac. Hum Drum jumps off and rolled onto the ground. The motorcycle kept heading towards her. She stops it from her tentacle hairs. She laughed till the vehicle exploded catching her hair on fire. "My babies!" she cried out. "How dare you destroy my pretty's!" Hum Drum got up and removes his helmet. He was a ten year old like Spike but his hair was brown. "More than Daring Do would," Hum Drum smirked. "Hum Drum is a child?" Twilight was shocked. "I know, right!" Spike said. "I thought he would be a bit older, also isn't he powerless?" "He WAS powerless, till he found a way to defeat her without powers," Spike explain. "He created gadgets of his own with the help of Mistress Mare-velous and his best friend Masked Matter-Horn." "Have they shown the episode of that?" Twilight asked. "I don't know, the last episode I watch didn't explain how he became a hero." "Well, whatever," Twilight got up and turns off the TV making Spike gasp. "What are you doing!" Spike got up and ran to the TV, but Twilight blocks his path. "I need a favor from you," she said. "Not another errand." "Nope, this is something else," Twilight bends over Spike. "I'm going to bed." "But it's friday, Twilight," Spike said. "I have to get up early," Twilight said. "For what?" "I'm getting an award tomorrow and I have to be wide awake to get it," Twilight said. "An award for what?" Spike asked again. "For being Celestia's star pupil and I'll be on TV for it!" Twilight made a pose pointing at nothing as her eyes glittered. "So I need you to make sure I stay asleep throughout the night." "How do I do that?" "Make sure no loud noises or anything that could wake me up." "I'll make sure of that," Spike gave her a thumbs up. "Good, I'm counting on you, Spike," Twilight went up stairs and into her room. "You can count on me, Twilight," Spike said. He began by sitting on the couch and looks at the clock. It was 10:00 p.m. He sat quietly on the couch. Later he sat upside down on the couch, and then lay on floor, and walked around the house. Later on, Spike was sitting against the wall bored to death. He watches the carpet counting the threads that were sticking out. He moans and collapse like a doll. He looks at the clock which now says 11:00 p.m. "I never knew this would be boring," Spike said as he bang his head on the wall. He notice he made the pictures move. He saw one picture slide side to side ready to fall on the ground. Spike quickly jumps across the room as the frame fell off the wall. He catches it just before it hits the ground. He looks upstairs and hears Twilight sleeping. "That was close," Spike said. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! There was a knock on the door. Spike got up putting the frame back up on the wall. He looks to see who it was. When he opens the door, Pinkie burst through and tackled Spike. "Hi, Spike!" she cried out. "What are you doing tonight!" "Howdy there, Partner!" Applejack came in, along with Rainbow Dash. "How our little dude doing!" Rainbow Dash said. "Sshhhhh!" Spike hushed them. "You guys have to keep it down." "Why!" Pinkie shouted ignoring Spike. Spike covers her mouth making her muffle. "Because Twilight is asleep," Spike whispered. "Oh yeah, I forgot she has an award tomorrow," Applejack said. "And she's going to be on TV, how cool is that!" Rainbow Dash said. "Sshhhhh!" Spike and Pinkie shush her. "Sorry," Rainbow Dash whispered. "What are you doin' up late, Spike?" Applejack said. "Because I'm making sure that no loud noise would wake her up," Spike said as he got back up. "No worries, Spike," Pinkie said as she walks into the kitchen. "We'll be quiet as a mouse." Pinkie grabs a pan out of the cabinet and was about to make a grilled cheese sandwich. Spike had a feeling it wouldn't end well. Pinkie swing the pan and placed it on the stove gently. Spike exhaled some air in relief. "I forgot the spatula," Pinkie said opening a drawer filled with silverware. She searches the drawer making rattling noises. Spike rushes to Pinkie and saw her searching for the spatula. She finally found it and closes the drawer making a racket. Spike covers his ears and everything was quiet. Twilight wasn't around which means a good sign for Spike. "Pinkie," Spike glared at Pinkie. "I know, I know, be very quiet," Pinkie whispered. "But it's hard to be quiet when I'm hyped up." "Just as long as it's just you I have to worry about." DING DONG! Spike headed to the door and when he opens it party horns blow at Spike and confetti flew everywhere. It was The Crusaders in their girl scouts uniform. "Congratulations!" they all said. "You are our 50th costumer!" Applebloom said. "Which means that you win three boxes of cookies for free!" Sweetie Belle said. "..." Scootaloo was silence till Applebloom elbowed her. "Yeah, congratulations." "What are you guys doing?" Spike whispered. "An what's up with the uniforms?" "We sign up for girl scouts!" Applebloom said. "We've been stuck lately on what we do in life," Sweetie Belle answered. "So we figure the fastest way to find our meaning was to sign up for girl scouts," Scootaloo said. "See, this is all we have," Applebloom shows Spike their badges. "We earned fishing, bike riding, helping the elderly cross the road, and now we're trying to earn our cookie badges." "Okay, I'll take the boxes but you have to be quiet," Spike took the boxes. "Twilight is sleeping." "No problem," Scootaloo said. "Hey, can we spend the night in your house, it's getting late," Sweetie Belle said. "Sure, come in," Spike lead them in the house. "Applebloom, hows my girl scout doin'," Applejack asked. "Going great, who knew that we find other ways in girl scouts," Applebloom said. "Told ya this'll be easier for you and your friends." Spike sat on the couch and rested a bit till Rainbow Dash came by and sat on his lap. "Rainbow Dash!" Spike blushed. "Spike, I'm bored," Rainbow Dash said relaxing herself. "What do you want me to do about it," Spike asked. "Let's watch TV," Rainbow Dash said. "No, Twilight will hear it and blame it on me," Spike said. "Very well then," Rainbow Dash wraps her arms around Spike neck pulling him in. She rested her head on his head cuddling him. "Then I guess we can cuddle throughout the night." "Okay! Okay! Okay! You win!" Spike tried to push her away but she was too strong. "Too late now, lover boy," Rainbow Dash giggles as she smothers him with her breasts. "I wanna watch TV!" Scootaloo cried out. "Us to!" Applebloom and Sweetie Belle cried out. "Okay fine!" Rainbow Dash said angrily. She let go of Spike seeing him turn bright red. "It's funny seeing you like that." "Shut up! We'll watch TV if you all be quiet!" Spike angrily said pulling his hood over his head. "Calm down, I was just messing with ya," Rainbow Dash said patting with his head "I'll go turn on the TV," Applejack said grabbing the remote. When she flick the TV on a loud Monster truck roars in the living room crushing cars and playing loud music. Spike and the gang jumps scared half to death and Applejack threw the remote out of her hands. "MONDAY! MONDAY! MONDAY! COME TO OUR MONSTER TRUCK SHOW ON MONDAY!" the announcer on TV shouted. "COME SEE CARS GET CRUSHED! SMASH! AND WRECKED!" "Where's the remote!" Spike cried out. "I lost it!" Applejack cried out. "Find it!" Spike shouted. The gang scramble all over the room finding the remote to the TV. They look in couches, beneath the furniture, even in a room across to the living room. As they all search, Spike just thought of something. He ran behind the TV and saw the plug. He pulls it shutting off the TV. The gang stops and the room stayed quiet. "FOUND IT!" Scootaloo shouted holding up the remote. "Sshhhhh!" everyone said to her. "Okay," Spike spoke quietly. "Maybe we shouldn't watch TV." "But MY Little Pony comes on tonight," Pinkie said. "I don't care," Spike said. "I hate to be rude but we all need to shut up." "TWILIGHT SPARKLE!" a loud voice shouted outside. "Now what!" Spike ran to the front door and went outside. He saw Trixie with a megaphone and was shooting off fireworks. "What the hell!" "I WANT TO BABYSIT YOUR BROTHER, IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT MY OFFER I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT IF I HAVE TO-" Trixie was cut off by Spike as he grabs her megaphone. "Well that was easy." "Trixie, what are doing!" Spike asked. "I came here for you, my future boyfriend you," Trixie crouched down and played with his face cheeks. "Will you stop that!" Spike backs up stopping her from playing his face. "Twilight is asleep right now so can it wait till tomorrow?" "Oh, I see," Trixie said taking a deep breath. "TWILIGHT! GET YOUR LAZY ASS UP THIS INSTANT!" "Shut up!" Spike covers her mouth. "If she wakes up she'll hate me forever for this, do you understand." Trixie nods her head. Spike let go of Trixie's mouth and went inside. "I'm just doing this just for you, Spike," Trixie said as she came in the house. "What do you want me to do?" "Well, make sure everything stays quiet in this house," Spike said. "Will do," Trixie put two thumbs up for Spike. When he went to check up the gang, she grinned a bit looking upstairs where Twilight was sleeping. "Okay guys, listen up," Spike said getting everyone's attention. "We are going to stay quiet until morning." "That's so boring though, Spike," Pinkie moans. "How about a game," Applejack said. "We'll play two games. One: It's called the quiet game." "I can do that!" Pinkie said sitting still. "And the other game we'll play card games," Applejack suggested. "That's seems quiet enough," Spike said. "Just as long as we're qui-" WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! A siren went off over and over again outside. Red and blue lights were reflecting the window. Spike and Rainbow Dash ran outside seeing Shining Armor in his police car. "Shut it off! Shut it off!" Spike cried out. "I can't! I don't know how!" Shining Armor shouted. "What do you mean you don't know how!" Rainbow Dash shouted. "This is new to me! I didn't look at the instructions yet!" Shining Armor shouted. "Find a way!" Spike shouted as he got in the car with him. "Uh, let's see!" There were twelve dozen buttons on pads, switches, even on the ceiling. Spike and Shining Armor tried every button there was only making it worse. The wipers came on, the radio playing loudly, and Shining Armor set off the car alarm. WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! WOOO! HOOOOONK! HOOOOONK! HOOOOONK! HOOOOONK! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! BEEEEEP! "Turn the car off, Armor!" Spike cried out. Shining Armor jerk the key to hard causing the it to broke off. He looks at the broken key and saw the remaining piece still in the starter. "Are you kidding me!" Spike yelled at him. "I don't see you turning the car off!" Shining Armor yelled back at him. The two of them argues as they continue trying to find a way to turn the car off. Suddenly it stops. They both look up and saw the hood up. Rainbow Dash closes the hood carrying the car battery. Spike quickly realize that Twilight might have heard the car. He got out of the car and looks at Twilight's window. Nothing seems to happen yet. Spike sighs of relief. "Thanks, Rainbow Dash," Spike said to her. "No prob, little dude," Rainbow Dash said. "Shining Armor, you have to be quiet, Twilight is sleeping," Spike said to him. "I know, she told me about tomorrow," Shining Armor said. The three went back inside seeing the gang playing cards. "Ya got a three?" Applejack asked Sweetie Belle. "Go fish," she said. "Do you have any eight's?" Pinkie asked Scootaloo. She handed Pinkie two eights. "I'm on a roll!" Pinkie set her four pairs of eights on the ground. "Quiet!" Spike said. "Sorry," Pinkie whispered. "Hey, where's Trixie?" Spike asked. "She said she was going upstairs to look around," Applebloom said. "Why would she look around up-" Spike caught himself and rushes upstairs. He went into Twilight's room and saw Trixie with a blow horn in her hand. She set the horn near Twilight's head ready to wake her up. She was about to push the horn down till Spike jumps over the bed and smacks the horn out of her hands. It went flying out of her room and downstairs. "That was close," Spike softly said. "Hey! A blow horn!" Pinkie cried out from downstairs. Spike eyes widen and rushes to the door and closes it. The horn went off reducing the sound behind the door. "A very loud blow horn!" Pinkie yelled. Spike sighs and glares at Trixie. He walks over to her and started to argue quietly while Twilight was sleeping. "What the hell is your problem!" Spike angrily whispered. You could hardly understand what he was saying. "My problem is that she stoled you from me!" Trixie softly yelled at him. "What does that got to do with it?!" "I wanted you as MY little brother, not her!" "Do you want me to get in trouble!" "Of course not, I was suppose to get blamed on!" "But I'll still get in trouble for letting you in her own house!" "Stop worrying, she'll think I broke into your own guy's house!" "Doesn't matter, she'll still blame it on me!" "You worry to much! So stop worrying you crybaby!" "Oh yeah, well you're just a..." Spike was mumbling words he shouldn't say in front of a lady. He whispered words you couldn't understand, but Trixie understood him crystal clear. She drops her jaws and was heart broken what he was saying to her. "Oh. My. God," Trixie whispered as the two walks out of Twilight's room where they can finally talk normally. "I can't belive you just said that to me." "Be thankful it wasn't the worst part," Spike said walking downstairs. He saw Pinkie cleaning out her ears. "Pinkie, what's wrong you?" "What!" Pinkie cried out. "Keep it down," Spike said holding a finger up to his lips. "Sure, I can break it down!" Pinkie misunderstood Spike and started to dance. "You have to excuse her," Rainbow Dash said. "She accidently triggered the blow horn up to her face." "Perfect," Spike frowned. "Look on the bright side, Spike," Shining Armor patted his back. "At least it's finally nice and quiet." VROOOOOM! Spike moans loudly and rushes outside. It was Gilda and Comet Strike riding on the motorcycle. Gilda kept triggering the gas making a loud roaring sound. "How's it going, Spike!" Comet cried out trying to hear himself over the roaring engine. "Turn it off!" Spike yelled at them. "Turn it up? Great idea!" Gilda yelled back and crank up the tune on her motorcycle. Loud heavy metal started to play and Gilda and Comet started bobbing their reaches over and shut the radio off. "Dude, what did you did that for?" Comet asked. "My sister is sleeping and you're going to wake her up!" Spike said. "But you have to hear Griffon's new engine," Gilda said turning the vehicle back on. VROOOOOM! VROOOOOM! Spike turn the vehicle back off making Gilda mad. "What the hell!" Gilda yelled at him. "Shut up!" Spike softly yelled at her. "This is serious!" "Dude, why do you want us to be quiet?" Comet asked. "It's not like we're robbing the place." "My sister is asleep and I'll get in trouble if she wakes up," Spike explains. "Okay, we'll keep it down," Gilda said. "Thank you." "Hey, Spike," Comet points to a window. "What's Applejack and Rainbow Dash arguing about?" Spike looks where Comet was pointing and saw the two arguing over the card game. Spike rolled his eyes and rushes inside seeing the two fight. "You cheating snitch!" Applejack yelled at Rainbow Dash. "Cheating? I asked you if you have any queen's and you had queen's the whole damn time!" Rainbow Dash yelled at her ace. "I draw the card when I didn't had any queen's!" Applejack yells back at her. "And you would tell if I'm lying' or not!" "Your so full of it cowgirl!" "Guys! Shut up!" Spike shouted quietly at them while clenching his teeth. "Can you two argue about this in the morning?!" "Fine!" they both said quietly pouting, looking away from each other. "Good," Spike said. "Now if you two don't mind, Gilda and Comet are coming in." "You didn't stop them?" Applejack said. "The same way I try to stop you guys from making loud noises?" Spike looked at her with one eyebrow up. "I see your point." "Spike! It's for you!" Pinkie jumps in front of Spike,screaming at him with a phone in her hand. "Pinkie! Keep it down!" Spike said to her. "WHAT!" Pinkie didn't heard him. "Could you excuse us for a moment?" Spike left with Pinkie leaving Applejack and Rainbow Dash. They look at each other giving dirty looks to one another. Rainbow Dash punches Applejack on the shoulder and Applejack slaps her across the face. Rainbow Dash tackled her to the ground and began to scrap. "Why are you still screaming, Pinkie?" Spike asked. "WHAT!" Pinkie said hovering her was still deaf from the blown horn. "I said: 'Why are you still screaming?'!" Spike holler at her. "I'm not scheming!" Pinkie shouted at him. "No, Pinkie! WHY. ARE YOU STILL. SCREAMING?" Spike tried to let her read his lips. He didn't know that she was still deaf over the blow horn. "Stealing? I'm not stealing! Spike, I'm your friend! I wouldn't steal from you!" Pinkie shouted seeing Spike slap his forehead. "Look, Spike! Zecora wanted to talked to you!" "What did she want?" Spike asked again. Pinkie handed him the phone. Spike dial the number and heard the phone ring. Zecora answered the phone. "Did you need something, Zecora?" "Keep it down, Spike, I'm trying to sleep!" Zecora yelled through the phone. "Zecora, this is a bad time right now," Spike whispers into the phone. "It's the middle of the night and you and your friends are having a party!" Zecora continued to yell. "It's not what it looks like, Zecora," Spike tried to reason with her. "If I hear one more noise, complaints, or anything coming from your house, I'm marching straight in there stopping what ever it is you're doing!" Zecora hung up the phone. Spike sighs rubbing his eyes. He looks at the clock saying it was 3:37 a.m. Spike felt almost a little better considering how well he's doing keeping Twilight asleep. "I better see if Twilight is still asleep," Spike said to himself as he put up the phone. Just before he head upstairs he saw the girls wrestle. Applejack hat went flying while she was biting on Rainbow Dash's arm and Rainbow Dash was pulling Applejack's ponytail . They were punching and kicking each other make rough noises. Shining Armor and Comet stood there with their phones out recording them. Spike quickly went over to the fight and pulled Rainbow Dash away from Applejack. "Will you two stop it!" Spike yelled quietly at them. "It's just a game, get over it!" "But she cheated!" Rainbow Dash cried out. "You're a sore loser!" Applejack cried our. "I don't care!" Spike yelled at them. "The both of you need to stay quiet!" Spike walks off leaving the two angry. He walks up stairs and notice that Twilight's door was cracked open. He enters the room and saw Twilight sound asleep and Trixie with a cream pie ready to strike at her face. Spike gasps and quickly rush over and jumps in the air. Trixie swing the pie and strikes it on Spike's face. Spike got up and wipes the pie off of his face and was angry at her. "OMG! You doing it again?!" Spike whispered loudly going through the same routine again. "I can't help it! She's my nemesis!" Trixie whispered loudly back at him. "I don't care! I already told you don't wake her up!" "You can't tell me what to do! You're not my brother! Although I wish you were!" "This again! You're doing this again just because your mad that I'm not your little brother again?!" "This wouldn't happen if you were my brother!" "You're crazy!" "You're being dramatic!" "I'm being dramatic?! You're the one being dramatic, and right now I'm not the one who's being a total..." Spike mumbled the words again where you cannot understand them except for Trixie. She drop her jaws and was shocked what he said to her. "I don't believe this!" she said to him as they walk out of the room. "I can't believe that you called me that!" "I told you it could get worse," Spike said. "But please. PLEASE stay out of Twilight's room." "Okay, okay," Trixie said. CRASH! "Now what!" Spike moans and ran downstairs. He saw Applejack and Rainbow Dash on a frenzy again. Spike rolled his eyes and rushes to Gilda. "You're not stopping this?!" Spike said to her. "Dude, you do not want to mess with these two," Gilda said. "I agree with her, Spike," Sweetie Belle spoke. "Once these two started to fight each other, there's no stopping them." "We'll see about that!" Spike said rolled up his sleeves. "Hey you two! This is the third time I have to stop you from fighting!" Spike walks over grabbing Applejack's arm but was pulled into the fight. Spike was getting beat up along with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. The gang stood there watching them, entertaining themselves. There was a sudden loud bang at the front door. Spike got out of the fight with his jacket ripped to shreds. He opens the door and saw Zecora with hair rollers on and a black and white stripe robe and wore white slippers. "Spike! It's four o'clock in the morning! What are you doing!" Zecora yelled at him. "Please keep it down!" Spike shush her. "Not until you tell me what's going on! I can hardly sleep from the racket you're creating!" "I'm not making the racket, plus I'm trying to keep everything quiet!" Spike quietly yelled at her. CRASH! "Fight like a man, cowgirl!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "At least I don't act like a lesbian!" Applejack yelled back at her. CRASH! "I don't have time for this!" Zecora marches inside his house. "No please! No more visitors!" Spike begged and rushes back inside the house. "I want to watch TV!" Applebloom cried out. "Spike unplugged the TV for a reason, Applebloom!" Scootaloo yelled at her. "Only because you yelled that you found the remote!" Sweetie Belle shouted at her. The three of them argued as the rest of the group were being loud and obnoxious. Gilda and Comet were yelling at Applejack and Rainbow to see who would win. Applejack and Rainbow Dash was making a racket as they wrestle. Zecora was shouting at Shining Armor while Shining Armor tried to reason with her by shouting back at her. And Pinkie was yelling while she was still deaf complaining she still couldn't hear anyone. Spike got furious and finally shouted at them. "Will you all shut up!" Spike cried out till they heard a door open from upstairs. It got quiet all of a sudden. The squeaking door echoed across the room. Twilight slowly walks out of her room in her pajamas and headed down stairs step by step. Her eyes were still closed still sleeping. Everyone stayed still and quiet seeing her walking past them. Applejack and Rainbow Dash was sitting still in their wrestling poses, they didn't budge an inch. Twilight stops for a second dozing off snoring the moment she set foot back on solid ground. Spike slowly walks up to her and waved his hand in front of her face. "She's sleep walking," he whispered very quietly to them. "No nobody move... Better yet, nobody make sound till she gets done of whatever she's doing." Twilight resume walking down the hallway and turn to another room. She walks past Applejack and Rainbow Dash still in their wrestling poses and walk between Gilda and Comet. They stood still slowly moving their heads looking at her. Finally she went into a room closing the door behind her. Their was complete dead silence in the room. Everyone's eyes was glued to one door where Twilight was at. She was quiet for a few minutes until finally a noise came up. FLUSH! "She had to use the bathroom?" Comet spoke quietly. They also heard the sink turning on and gulping noises. "She also wanted a drink out of a faucet," Zecora spoke. "That's it? Can we resume on our conversation?" Scootaloo spoke. "Quiet! She's coming out!" Rainbow Dash spoke, still in her pose. Twilight came out of the bathroom and was still sleep walking. But she wasn't alone in the bathroom. Trixie revealed herself in the shower with a water balloon in her hand. She slowly stepped out and sneaked up behind her. Spike notice Trixie and had to do something. As Twilight's number one assistant, it was his job to make sure she stayed asleep. Everything went slow mo by the time Spike dashes through the room. He could hear his heart beating slowly echoing his mind. Trixie waited till she get a perfect range and threw the water balloon at her. Spike then jumps in the air as the world around him was still slowing down. Everybody looks at Spike without moving their heads with their jaws open. Spike held out his hands trying to smack the balloon. But by the time he made it, the balloon burst into his face blocking Twilight's back head. He slides across the floor from the water he was drenched on. Everything went back to regular motion as he slid to wall with a loud thud. The wall rattled and cause a bowling ball rolling down off the shelf. Spike gasps and Shining Armor was frighten. "Not my dad's prized bowling ball," he whispered closing his eyes. Night Light was the worlds greatest bowler. Spike saw a picture of him and his team winning three trophies and the exact same bowling ball rolling on the shelf. Spike watches it slowly rolling off the shelf and headed straight down to a glass table and was about to began the biggest noise in the house. "Sweet mother of god," Spike weakly said as he covered his ears and shut his eyes. The bowling ball smashes the table sending the wooden leg to a lamp. The lamp tilted and was about to land on the ground. Pinkie rushes to catch it but tripped and landed on the piano hitting the keys on the end. Pinkie tried to stand back up but kept losing balance as she kept hitting the keys. Twilight continued to sleep walk as she headed up stairs. Next the water from the balloon spread across the floor near Applejack's foot. She slipped on top of Rainbow Dash accidentally hurting her. She yelled as she kick Applejack off of her making her hit her head against the wall. The wall shook making the pictures fall off the wall shattering. Everything was quiet once again. Spike opens one eye and then the other. He removes his hands off his ears. He heard nothing, not even Twilight yelling at him. He slowly got back up walking to the other room. He poke his head out seeing Twilight walking into her room surprisingly still sleeping. Spike entered the room and look at everyone. He began to chuckle quietly. And then laugh out loud. Everyone looked at each other thinking if he was okay or not. "MAN! That was a close one!" Spike shouted with joy as he continued to laugh. "I thought for sure that we were going to wake up Twilight! But let's be honest! She has got to be the heaviest sleeper-" BAM! "Keep it down, Spike!" Twilight yelled at him sticking her head out of her room wide awake. "I'm trying to sleep!" SLAM! Twilight slams the door closed. Spike was eyeballing upstairs where Twilight was sleeping. He stood quiet staring at the door without blinking or breathing. "Uh... Spike?" Applejack spoke to him and yet he didn't say anything. "You okay?" Spike stood absolutely still without making a sound. "Hey, bro, you feeling alright?" Shining Armor asked and saw Spike's eye twitch a bit. "That's not a good sign," Comet spoke. "He's so embarrassed he's turning red," Pinkie said getting her hearing back. "Pinkie, I don't think he's blushing," Applebloom said seeing Spike head shook crazy. Spike was twitching his eye, turning blood red, and his head started to shook as if it was about to explode. He growled quietly and began to growled loudly. Steam was coming out of his nostrils and ears and was so furious his eyes burst into flames. He quickly looks left to right and spotted the front door. He burst through it running outside in the middle of the streets. He stops and took a huge deep breathe and started to yell. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Spike whole body burst into flames making into like a bond fire with rage and furiously. He began to yell foul language as he ran up to his mailbox kicking it and punching it. Next he went over to the trash cans and kicked it down and threw it scattering trash everywhere. The gang watches him in fear as they dropped their jaws and was scared of him watching him rampaging like that. Applejack covers Applebloom's ears, Rainbow and Shining Armor did the same with the other two. Pinkie did the same thing as well. Spike started to calm down breathing heavily. He felt good, horrible, angry all at once. He headed back inside making his friends spit a path for him. Spike went to the living room, plugged in the TV, sat on the couch with his arms crossed furiously, and watches the TV. Applejack walks up to him and sat next to him slowly. "Uh, Sugarcube, I-" "Shush!" Spike held out his hand in front of her face. "We' are all going to sit here... watch TV... QUIETLY!... until Twilight gets her damn award." The gang slowly walks into the room with them and all sat on the couch in different position. They did sit there quietly through out the night. Not even a single sound. 7:00 a.m. Twilight and the principals was outside of Equastria High with TV reporters and photographers taking there picture. "And This award goes to Twilight Sparkle: for being mine and the school's star pupil!" Celestia said as she handed her the trophy. "Thank you, Principal Celestia," Twilight said. "It's an honor to be here..." (At Twilight's House) "...But I wouldn't have been here without my number one assistant. Thank you, Spike. I know you're always there for me when I'm in trouble," Twilight said on the TV. Spike was sitting on top of the couch watching TV while his friends were sleeping on the couch snoring. They passed out an hour ago from last night. Spike had baggy eyes and you could tell he wasn't happy. "Ah, shut up, Twilight!" Spike yelled at her on the TV and fell back off the couch with a loud thud passing out. Sleeping with the others snoring away.