The mammoth lurched to a sudden stop. Throwing every passenger forward with a violent motion. I, personally, was thrown so far forward that I not only violated my scrotum on the stripper pole, but also violated the strippers ass with my helmet.
Removing myself from between the mountainous guardians of every man's prize, I gazed around the room.
Soldiers, ponies, strippers and supersoldier alike had been tossed in bundle. M was currently elbow deep in the mares he was 'playing' with, while said mares simply unconscious, their eyes laid back and their tongues rolling out.
I chuckled as I attempted contact with my pilots.
"Yo, pilot, we experiencing turbulence or a terrorist threat?"
"No sir, it would seem that the potato has been mashed sir."
"Oh. Well fuck, alright put her in drive and be prepared to flatten some rugs boys!"
"Sir, Yes Sir!"
I turned my attention to M, who was flailing his arms around desperately trying to dislodge himself from the strippers pleasure cave's.
"M! Drop the meat and grab the heat. We got mashed potatoes to rake out!"
M looked up at me with a determined look before gathering himself from the floor and sprinting behind me. I walked towards a ramp, stepping over Applejack, whom I noticed had a stem sticking out her ass. Fuck, those were my apples. I turned my attention to the ramp and hit the 'lower' switch.
The ramp creaked and groaned, and soon I could see light peaking through. I checked my gear, finding everything to be there. I looked back at M, who had placed his helmet on, but had no weapon, just the strippers
"Yep."
The ramp was nearly open now, and I began to walk out, M close behind me.
I was greeted by a tall pony, her white coat and rainbow mane contrasting heavily with the sea of gold behind her.
Upon further inspection, she had both horn and wings. Also a massive ass. A beautiful, massive, white booty.
Dat booty will be mine.
She spoke with an air of authority that basically said 'I'm infinitely smarter than you' and it captured my attention, as well as my temper.
"Who are you creatures? Why are you here?"
I wasted no time in closing the distance between us. She barely came up to my chest. I looked down on her as she looked up at me. She squinted her eyes as she waited for an explanation.
"I am here to find big booty bitches to ass fuck."
I brought my hand down on her ass cheek, eliciting a sharp squeal from her as well as a blush.
"And I just found one."