//------------------------------// // Part VII – Evil enchantress!!! // Story: Twillight Sparkle’s awesome adventure // by Yonasomun //------------------------------// And now to some different place than the Evarfre Forest: Ponyland Castle was Celesis is having dinner with Enemy Boss Leader. “Thanks to you Enemy Boss Leader I finally know the one weakness of ADMIRAL Awesome.” Said Celesia while laughing evelish. “Jawohl! Vho vould have zought zat the best vay to kill a Supersajan half-vampire Admiral is shoting him in ze head?” said King Gilda who had dinner, too. “So and if you kill ADMIRAL Awesome you take over Ponyland and I take over earth. It’s perfect plan.” Said Enemy Boss Leader. And then they laughed. “Sister please there’s still good in you.” cried Lulamoon chained on the wall. “No all good is gone long ago as I decided to become evil because then I can shoot ponies with lightings from my eyes and it makes for better stories.” said the evil Queen and shooted Lulamoon with some lightings from her eyes. “I wish I could do that.” said Enemy Boss Leader. But sadly he couldn’t because he was human. But ADMIRAL Awesome probably could because he’s the hero. And then (again) a guard busted in. “Queen Celesia I have good news.” Said the guard. “Good.” said Queen Celesia. “And this time I’m not only saying it so that you don’t kill me.” Said the guard. “Good.” said Queen Celesia “Our spy inside the Ponyvile group just reported that Awesome was shoot in the head and is death.” said the guard. Everybody in the room gasped liked Pinkie in the episode with the chariot and singing birds in a tree. “No. He can’t be death. Not ADMIRAL Awesome.” Cried Lulamoon. Celesia was surprised. “I’m surprised.” Said Celesia. “Vho did he die?” asked King Gilda. “He was shoot in the head by Fluttershy. She’s the worst pony.” Said the guard. “That’s true. Oh I hate her so much.” said Celesia. “I, too.” Said King Gilda “I, too.” Said Lulamoon. “I, too.” Said Doctor Wwhhoves who was chained right next to Lulamoon. “I don’t know her but I hate her name already. It’s a stupid girly name. Not like ADMIRAL Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon.” said Enemy Boss Leader. “But at least he’s death.” Said Celesia and then she killed the guard who brought her the message because Awesome’s death was good but he was shoot by Fluttershy so that was bad and now a poor guard died because of Fluttershy being worst pony. “Now ve only must kill Twilight Sparklier. Zat should be easy since she’s just an Alihorn and I have ze right person for zat job.” said King Gilda and clapped into her hands. Then suddenly a dark creature appeared in middle of the room in a smoke bomb that looked totally cool and badass and grey. And after the smoke was gone there was a blue pony with a dark blue sparkling mane that move like it was alive or something and she had sunglasses and two totally cool katamarans in a sword belt and two guns, too. Oh and she had a horn and wings. “HAIL KING GILDA OF THE GRYPON. THY HEART THOT TOU NEEDOST MY HELPTH?” said Luna. “That’s correct Luna. We need your help to kill me daughter before she can ruin me reigne of tyranny. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” said Celesia. “THIN WOUT WOULD MY REWARTHED BE WERE?” asked Luna. “I’ll give you more gold than you can spend and 100 virgins.” said Celesia. “THYS SOUNDED AGREEABLET.” Said Luna and was gone with a poff on the way to kill Twillight. “So this should solve our problems.” said Queen Celesia. “Are you sure? I mean all the other guys und guards we sent after them were killed?” asked Enemy Boss Leader. “I’m sure. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” screamed Celesia. “Sister you are so evil!” said Lulamoon and got shocked again. “I agree with Lulamoon just for the protocol.” Said the astronaut with that stupid name and got shocked, too. *** Everybody cried even Fluttershy and Twillight and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Because befor them laid the dead ADMIRAL Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon. “He was such a great person. I remember all the good times we had.” Said Twillight Sparklier. “He was such an interesting character.” Said Applejack. “And his hairstyle was absolutely faboulsdarlingish. Now he’s dead and I’ll never find out the name of his hair dresser.” cried Rarity. “Fluttershy is worst pony.” Said Pinkie Pie. And Fluttershy said something too but that’s not important. “What are we going to do now Darling?” asked Trixie and kissed Twillight. “Mh I’m not a good strategist like ADMIRAL Awesome, so we should stick to his plan.” Said Twillight. “I agree. All is plans were good and flawless.” Said Applejack. “Alright then I’m senind you Pinkie and you Fluttershy into the Evafre Forest to scout for the evil enchantress. And you two background ponies too.” said Twillight Sparkle. “Yeah great.” Said one background pony. “Let’s do this.” Said the other background pony. And then both background ponies and Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie entered the Forest. “I hope this works. Otherwise they are dead.” Said Trixie. “THOUT DOESTEN MATTERED THY YOURTH BE DEADIES THOU!” said Lula who appared out of nowhere and already had killed a few background ponies to show how aweomse she is. “Who the straw is that?” asked Applejack. “It’s Luna a bountyhunter like that Doug guy from TV but evil. She works for the Griphones and killed Rarties parents.” said Twillight. “Oh the horror!” cried Rarity. “INDEETEST. WE KILLTH THEIR PARENTS AND ENJOINDED THIS!” said Luna and killed a few more background ponies will talking. And then she jump over the crying Rarity and ran toward Heartstrings and Liara and tried to kill them but then Twillight jumped between before some likeable character could die. “I won’t allow you to hurt more ponies. So I’ll fight you.” Said Twillight. “I ACCEPTEST THY CHALLENGING!” sad Luna and then they fought. “Should we help you?” asked Applejack. “No stay back! I must fight her alone because Dash woken up and the first the she noticed was the she was chained onto a table and her wings were cut off. “Where I’am? Why are my wings cut off? Where’s Slenderman? Why is ADMIRAL Awesome death? Why does my side hurts? Why I’am chained to a table?” asked Dash. “Because you’re in my lair. And now it’s time to lose your hope.” Said a rhyming Zebra standing in a corner. “Oh my gosh. You are the evil enchantress!” screamed Dash “Your guess is right my lesbian friend which means your life is about to be over.” Said the Zebra. “What have you done to Slendermane? Asked Dash “I killed him with my knife while he scremed like a little minor.” said the evil enchantress. And than made Dash cry because she was in love with Slenderman and so she cried and was sad. A few minutes ago they were still alive and chatty and now not. The Zebra seemed to enjoy this because she liked of the tears of Dash – in a not sexual way. Then she suddenly stopped and turned her head to the window. “Looks like more intruders came to my house. Now I’m using my evil enchantress magic to kick their flanks and make them wish that they were never born.” Said the Zebra and left the crying Dash alone. *** Fluttershy (WORST PONY!) and Pinkie Pie and the two background ponies approached the hut. “Is this the place? We should be carefully. Oh and could you please be a bit quieter Pinkie?” asked Fluttershy cowardly. “Chimicherrychanga!” screamed Pinkie Pie while playing a large and loud organ. “I’m so happy to be on this mission. I hope I don’t die.” sad a Background pony. And then he noticed something lying in front of the door. “Hey a candy bar in a bear trap. Great. I go over there and eat it.” said the background pony and was happy. “You shouldn’t do that. That looks like a trap.” said Fluttershy but couldn’t be heard because of the organ. So the background pony moved over to the bear trap and got killed. “Hmm looks tasty I…. Argghhhhhh!” screamed the background Pony before it’s dead. “Oh no! No you other background pony. I’ll avenge you.” Screamed the second background pony and rushed toward the door, kicked it open and got killed by a blaste from the evil enchantresses shotgun. “Now look what we have her. Two cute little hearties.” Said the Zebra and pointed her shotgun at them. “Rarity is best marshmallow.” Said Pinkie Pie will throwing cake at a tree before surrendering. *** “THY THINKEST THAT THOUS CANTHOUST STOPPED MY?” screamed Luna. “I have no idea what you said but Yes.” Screamed Twillight and shooting laser from her horn which Luna deflected with her blade. And then they fought even more will all other ponies watched with awe and Rarity even cried. “THOUS CANNOT DEFEATEST YOUR MOTHER!” screamed Luna. “But I fight anyway to give the ponies a better future.” Said Twillight. “WHATEST THAT BETTER FUTURE WROTH WITHOUT THY MOTHER!” screamed Luna. “Everything!” Screamed Twilight “BUT EVERYTHINGST IS NOTHINGEST WITHOUT MONEY!” screamed Luna. “You can’t eat money and most movie sequels are bad.” screamed Twillight. “THAT’S WHY I READEST BOOKS. YOU SHOULDEST READ MORE, TOO. WATCHEST TV MAKEST YOU BALD.” screamed Luna. “I hate books and Id don’t want that Doctor Wohes died for nothing.” Screamed Twillight. And then they die more epic fight and good and dramatic and all philosophical talking before Luna jumped back. “ENOUGHEST WITH THOUSE PETTY FIGHTING. I’LL LEAVE BUT KNOWEST ONE THING. I WAS THE ONEST WHO KILLEST YOU BROTHA BY THE ORDER OF THE PRINCESSEST.” Screamed Luna and then disappeared in a cool Kai Leng-style way. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” screamed Twillight. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” screamed Twillight. “You killed my brother Luna.” Screamed Twillight. “I will kill you for this.” Screamed Twillight. “And then I will kill my mother, too and make live better for every pony.” Screamed Twillight. And then Twillight used her powers and turned everypony into an Alicorn. And then she flied into the Evarfre Forest to the hut of the evil enchantress and killed her before she could do any harm to anypony. “Oh thank you Twillight Sparklier. You saved us. I was really scared.” said Fluttershy who was as ungrateful as ever. “Yeah. I’m sad that Slenderman died offscreen but I still have Pinkie.” Said Dash who was now over Slendermans death. “This whole Everfree Forest plot was totally pointless and Zecora should’ve gotten more screentime.” Said Pinkie will setting a rock on fire. “Great! Now let’s kill my mother and transform Equestria into a democracy ruled by me.” Said Twillight. And then she turned Pinkie and Rainbow Dash and even Fluttershy into Alicorns, too. Then they flew back to the edge of the forest were Applejack and Rarity and several background Alicorns were waiting. “Why are you crying?” asked Applejack. “I don’t knnnnooohooooooo.” cried Rartiy. Twillight Sparklier looked at crowd and made an awesome speech. “Today my fellow Ponies we finally defeate my evil mother. Many brave ponies lost their lives. ADMIRAL Awesome Yonasomun Armageddon for example who was such a great OC. His dead really bothers me because he was the whole reason why we started this rebellion and without his help I would’ve never become an Alicorn.” Everybody cheered because it was a good speech. “But there are other as well. Although they aren’t even a quarter as good as ADMIRAL Awesome we shouldn’t forget them. The Doctor Who, Sheriff Silverstar, Owlowiscious who was ret coned, Angel, Starwhirl the vizard, Slenderman, my brother I didn’t even know five minutes ago, Dusk Shine, the white CMC...” “No I just lost my leg” said the white CMC. “Oh right, sorry. As well as many, many, many background ponies. But there sacrifices weren’t in vain. Especially not ADMIRAL Awesomes who died to show us that Fluttershy is worst pony. So now we’re flying to Celesia palace were many of you will die and then the survivors will have a big happy part. LET’S DO THIS. FOR THE NEW AWESOME LULAMOON EMPIRE!” “FOR THE NEW AWESOME LULAMOON EMPIRE!” screamed everybody. And then all the Alicorns took off and flying toward Ponyland Castle. *** Queen Celesia, Enemy Leader Boss, King Gilda and Luna were watching the approaching army. “So this is it. The final fight.” Said Enemy Leader Boss. “Ve vill destroy zem all and the rule over everzing.” said King Gilda. “THY WILL REGRETEST THOU DAYST THEY RISE THY ARMST AGAINST US.” Said Luna. “Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.” Said Queen Celesia. And then she killed Doctor hoves with lighting from her eyes. And a guard, too. CHAPTER OF END