There's an Endercolt in my basement

by The Infinity Doctor


Chaos pt. !

He drifted, the darkness surrounding me as he wandered into his own dreams.

"We finally meet, interesting" a voice echoed, spilling from the dark void.
"Wh-who are you?" he asked.
"Not important, dear boy-" 'he' said "-what is important, is your condition"
"My- oh, you mean...the...uh...dragon thing?"
"Yes, the 'dragon thing', do you know why you're a dragon?"
"You mean why I turned into one? Yeah, I'm kinda curious as to how that happened" he said sarcastically.
"It's rather simple" the voice replied "You're body burnt itself out"
"WHAT?!" he screamed.
"Oh, did I say that? I meant almost burnt itself out"
"So..."
"Can you not connect the dots?"
"Uh, so- if my...my other body..."
*cue shudder*
"...then, I'm..."
"Lucky to be alive? Yes, you are"
"But why? Why did I transform?"
"Because"
"Because why?"

"I'm not one to give a straight answer" the voice said, then silence.

"Okay? So...did you have something to do with...me?"
"Maybe...maybe not"
"Can you give me some answers?"
"Probably- but what fun would there be in that?"
"You make no sense whatsoever, you know that?"
"Sense? What fun is there in making sense?" the voice chuckled.

He shuddered again.

"Why did you bring me here?"
"I was bored, thought I'd shake things up a bit"
"Really? You brought me across who-knows-how-many-dimensions just because you were bored?"
"Yes"
"Why?"
"Because I wanted to"
"That's not a reason"
"Yes it is"
"No, it doesn't, you're confusing me"
"That's one thing I can cross off my list of life goals"
"Shut up"
"No, I don't think I will"
"STOP IT!"

"Nope- here, I've got a little present for you, instead"
"What are you-"

He was cut off as he suddenly awoke, he stared down, eyes wide, as a small brown horse wandered into the room.
"Hey, you're finally up!" the horse said.

'...'

He shrieked in horror, and scrambled away from the mutant horse.
"What's the matter?" the horse said.

'It talked...it talked again...hee- heehee...'

He began laughing, the sound growing in volume as tears slid down his face, curling into the corner of the room as the horse approached him.

'Heeheehee...I'm a horse...heeheeheehee...'

"Uh, you okay?" the horse asked.
He didn't hear him as his laughter died, and began shaking, quivering as the horse watched him with concern.

"H-horse- hahaheh"
"Is something wrong?" it asked.
"Wrong? Wrong? No, nothing's wrong- of course nothing is wrong! Heehee-"

He collapsed, whimpering like a foal as the horse hurriedly left the room.