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// Chapter 5 
// Story: Gary Catched His Own Pony 
// by dtlux1 
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"When we last saw our heros, I have no idea what happened, because I forget the last normal update, so go back and read it if you want to. What will happen this week on Gary Oak finds a date? STAY TOONED TO FIND OUT!"









"I'm board." said Green.

"You could always try to use that revive on our Neighbor again." said Mr. Rodgers.

"GREAT IDEA!" screamed Blue as he, GARY MOTHERF*CKING OAK, used the revive on Applejack.

"What happened?" asked Applejack.

"I killed you." said Gary Oak.

"WHY!" screamed Applejack.

"You annoyed me and pissed me off." replied Blue.

"Now what?" asked Applejack.

"I could help." said Bobanook the green duck."

What will you do?" asked Green.

"Today is friday the 13th, so you have to be caureful." said Bobanook.

"F*** THAT!" screamed Blue, "I DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT CRAP!"

"Your loss." said Bobanook.

Gary then went over and punched a mirror. His hand started to bleed badly when the mirror broked.

"AAAAAAGGGGHGHGHHGHGHGHHABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!" screamed Green.

Bobanook then walked under a ladder.

"That's bad luck too." said Green as he wrapped his hand in some band-aids.

"Oh, a four leaf clover." said Bobanook as he picked it up and pinned it to him.

"Why is that so good?" asked Applejack.

"Because it brings good luck." said Bobanook.

"But 4 leaf clovers can’t actually be brining luck, ’cause if they did finding them would be luck, wich’d cause a positive feedback loop, and given that luck must be a conserved property due to the commonality of zero-sum games, that’d quickly concentrate all luck into a few individuals who started out slightly above average, wich’d be lucky enough to realize this causing them to compete until all luck in the world belonged to a single individual. A good individual being the only one with any luck would not feel very lucky over it, and a bad individual would quickly just remove any other sapient and is thus excluded from reasoning due to antropic reasons. Given this, the initial assumption is inconsistent, QED. Realize this reasoning can be generalized to any luck bringer which can be found using mainly luck." said Gary Oak.

"I FOUND ANOTHER ONE!" screamed Bobanook.

"It isn't lucky," said Blue as he walked under a ladder, "It won't bring you any good luck."

Just then, Green got hit by a train, because, like harold, he wasn't paying attention."

"That reminds me of a poem." said Mr. Rodgers, "Want to hear it neighbor?"

"No." said Applejack.

"It would be called out for copywright." said Bobanook."

"I could just link to it then." said Mr. Rodgers.

"Yes," said Bobanook, "Feel free to do that."

"Here is the link." said Mr. Rodgers.

"I found another 4 leaf clover." said Bobanook, "But I have to go now. Toontown Rewritten is not coming out anytime soon, and I am holding it back by not being there to force them to release it."

"How would you do that?" asked Applejack.

"With this gun." said Bobanook.

"Here Neighbor," said Mr. Rodgers, "Take some exploding bullets that kill anything in a 100 yard radius."

"Thank you," sadi Bobanook as he threw a black hole on the floor, and jumpped in it.

"I hate you." said a Green in a bunch of casts and other things. He then threw another bottle of Trolley Clean on applejack, and she turned back into an item skeleton.

"Now let's go forward." said Blue as he and Mr. Rodgers went on to their next adventure.