"Welcome back everyone, to the live broadcast of the 100th Sisterhooves social. I am your commentator Total Cookie of Equestrian Olympics fame, I am joined today by Prince Shining armor, former captain of the guard, and captain of the Canterlot hockey team. What do you think of the latest matches ol' chap?"
Shining looked ready to kill his fellow commentator, who had so far done nothing but interrupt Shining when he'd tried to tell the audience about the matches. It had been so much easier to commentate alone, when this annoying stuck up Asshat didn't constantly steal the spotlight.
"I think the matches so far have been fairly predictable. Every single time the choices of competition have presented definite favorable situations for our players. But the team that has surprised many is of course Olivia and Jeniffer, who was either been winning on a streak or done amazingly."
"Yes indeed, our two human players certainly seem to be adept in everything their opponents can throw at them. But so far they are tied with Fleetfoot and Cloudchaser in wins, so it all really comes down to this last competition. Why don't you tell us all what the last one is mate."
if it'll make you shut up, Shining thought to himself, but rather he said. "Certainly, just let me get the papers." As he said this the papers levitated towards him, he placed them in front of his eyes and knitted his eyebrows a second after. "Evil laughter contest?"
"But that hasn't been used since the 52nd ShS." Total Cookie said quizzically, grabbing the papers from Shining and running them over quickly, mumbling to himself. "But apparently this is the last competition, so tune back in half an hour to hear me and Shining commentate on the last match."
Somewhere in the crowd you could hear the sound of a pair of metal gauntlets scraping together in joy.
Jack, or Jeniffer, was snoozing calmly next to a tree, enjoying the the sound of the chirping birds. While he was a bloodthirsty and ice cold murderer, he still enjoyed the simple pleasures in life, stuff like good food, rest, and the sound of his boss shouting at him.
Wait....
"Jack, get the fuck up!"
Shit.
Jack opened his eyes drowsily to find himself staring straight into an armored crotch. Whereupon he immediately redirected his gaze until he stared into first a pair of armored breasts, and lastly into a helmet with a pair of red glowing eyes.
"Well hello Ollie, whatever is so important that you interrupt my nap?" He asked in a sugar coated voice, which sounded even more preeny because of his current situation.
The red glowing eyes of the Overlord shifted slightly as to reveal confusion. "Excuse me twit head, but did you not just hear the commentators?" Ollie pointed towards the elevated booth were both shining and cookie were currently located, no doubt tearing at each other's throats.
"No," Jack said, narrowing his eyes. "I. Was. Sleeping. In case you didn't notice."
Ollie rolled his eyes, which meant that they literally did a flip in the dark void that was his face. "It doesn't matter," he said, reaching into his armor he pulled out a sheet of paper. "Here, give it a read."
Jack coiled back as Ollie threw the page towards his face. He quickly grabbed it before it successfully hit him, and he scanned it. It was an expanded list of the competitions they'd participated in so far. He looked to the bottom, smile growing wide as he did.
"Evil laughter contest?" He looked up at Ollie, who despite his lack of mouth still looked merrier than a child on Christmas. "I can't actually believe that you'd go as far as to fake a list to trick me bud, but i ain't falling for it, when would they ever make a competition that stupid?" Jack finished, leaning back towards the tree and pulling his hat below his eyes.
Ollie very quickly put a stop to that though, whipping the hat of the Brit with his hand. "No you nimwit, this is the official list. I had a talk with the peo- ponies running this malarkey, apparently were supposed to choose a candidate to represent our team."
Jack tugged lightly at his jacket with a prideful smile. "Well, I'm proud that you'd choose me over all other available candidates, I shall do my best to be worthy of the honor you've bestowed upon me-"
"Shut up and let me enter."
"Alright yeah....."