Outside the castle, Twilight Sparkle walked around. She was talking to Pinkie Pie near the gardens. The pink earth pony jumped joyful as she looked at the new appearance of her friend.
“I just can't believe it, Twilight. You are a pegasus and a unicorn, hmm… I can’t think of any song for that. Hey, is it fun to fly?” Pinkie asked inspecting Twilight Sparkle.
“Well, Pinkie. I honestly am a bit worried about that part. I’m not used to deal with high places, like everypony, That is, every ground pony.” Twilight responded.
At that moment Raven interrupted the conversation. She started jumping up front of Twilight mumbling with her glued mouth. Pinkie in the other hand started imitating Raven’s jumps.
“What is it, Raven? I can’t understand you.” The new princess asked.
“Oh, me first; Is it a movie, Raven? Is it an historical figure...? A little help here, guys!” Pinkie Pie asks you, the reader.
Back at the castle, Celestia walked around Luna. Her sister had been turned into a wooden rocking horse. The expression of Luna painted on the wood resembled surprise.
“Bad Luna, Bad.” Celestia said like she was reprehending her sister and then she paused and turned happy. “Let’s have a party! I’ll make the snacks!”
Twilignt, Pinkie Pie and Raven rushed into the castle while the first two talked. “Are you sure Raven said Princess Celestia went insane and she captured Luna?”
“I’m positive, Twilight!” Pinkie Pie replied thoughtful. “Or did she say, I want you to dance the Polka is Magic with me…”
Twiling then stopped, making Raven stopped too and Pinkie Pie crashed against both of them. When the dust clears, they see somepony standing before them. It was a dark green stallion with grey mane and irradiant lime eyes.
“Good morning, madams. I’m here to see the princess.” The Stallion asked using a proper tone.
Raven peeked and started mumbling, but Twilight got on her hooves and blocked her out of the sight of the visitor. “Oh yes, I am…About the princess, sure she’s…”
Pinkie Pie then interrupted. “She is taking a shower!”
“Yes, that. She is taking a shower… WHAT? I mean… yes, that’s what she’s doing. Err… May I ask who’s looking for her?” Twilight replied.
“Oh, how rude from me, let me introduce myself. I’m Heliodor, grand vizier of the Cristal Empire.” The pony said bowing. “I’m here attending an urgent matter with princess Celestia.”
“Well, I’m Twilight Sparkle, favorite student of Princess Celestia and newest Princess of Equestria. I can help you with your problem.” Twilight quickly added.
“I’m afraid you can’t. The last treaty our kingdoms signed has some redaction mistakes. The treaty redacted by Princess Celestia includes suspicious mistakes which benefits greatly Caterlot and leaves the Crystal Empire in a perilous situation. The future of the diplomatic relations of our kingdoms and even the sake of peace is at danger if I don’t return with optimistic news by noon.” The Cristal Empire vizier stated.
“Well, Mr. Heliodor, Princess Celestia has a very meticulous bathing routine and it takes her a considerable amount of time to… you know, finish bathing.” Twilight Sparkle replied.
“Yes, like days; sometimes even weeks.” Pinkie Pie added. “If I were you, I’ll be back in a week or two. Bye-bye.”
“Certainly NOT!” The vizier proclaimed. “Either you take me with Celestia this instant or I’ll return to the Cristal Empire and inform Princess Candance your insistent denial to interview with Celestia dismissing me with ridicule excuses.”
Heliodor was conducted into the castle’s lobby. The first thing they noticed was puddles of water all over the floor. The snow Celestia had casted began melting.
“I’ll go upstairs and talk to Celestia. Raven, please make sure Heliodor is comfortable.” Twilight Sparkle told them.
Raven mumbled to the foreign vizier, but he interrupted her. “Oh for Candance sake! Please don’t talk with your mouth full.
Twilight and Pinkie entered the throne room and found anypony there. Twilight explored around noticing the mess created by Celestia. Twilight was surprised finding half melted snow and papers spread all over the floor.
“Why these are official documents written with crayons!” The alicorn exclaimed surprised.
“Weeeee, I want one of these!” Pinkie exclaimed over the dark rocking horse. “Do they make Dashie too?”
Twilight examined the wooden horse for a second and then exclaimed. “By Celestia! It’s Luna!”
“Hmmm, she looks kindda Luna, but with a dummy face.” Pinkie Pie added.
“No, I mean this is Luna. She is under a transformation spell.” Twilight stated as her horn started to shine. “I hope I can fix it.”
Twilight concentrated and her horn emitted magic. The purple glow engulfed the rocking horse and it made it float a foot over the floor. A few seconds later the purple alicorn fell to the floor exhausted.
“I think it didn’t work.” Pinkie Pie said looking to the rocking horse.
“How you dare saying my face looks dumb!” The image on the wooden horse exclaimed echoing in the room. “Wait! I’m still a toy!”
Luna was still turned into a rocking horse, but she was able to speak. The image of Luna’s face on the wooden horse looked alive and even could talk. However, the rest of her body was still lifeless wood. The dark princess tried to move, but only managed to slightly rock.
At that moment, Celestia returned. She was carrying magically over a hundred muffins on a magic cloud over her head. Twilight Sparkle bowed respectful as the princess approached her.
“Look out, Twilight. She did this to me!” Luna warned the newest alicorn.
Celestia approached purple alicorn while staring at her. Slowly she approached until Twilight started feeling uncomfortable. Then Celestia stopped and remained looking at Twilight for a few seconds.
“Princess Celestia, are you alright? I…” Twilight asked worried.
Twilight was interrupted when Celestia, using her magic, picked one of the muffins and stuffed it inside Twilight’s mouth. Twilight started eating with widen eyes. Moments later, she spitted out the wrapping.
“Subject, push us near Celestia!” Luna ordered Pinkie Pie.
Pinikie Pie helped the rocking horse pony to get aside Twilight. Without showing a change of silly attitude, Celestia looked at Luna. Luna then took a deep breath and stared at her sister with menacing eyes.
“SISTER, YOU HAVE PROVOKED OUR WRATH!” Luna exclaimed using the traditional Canterlot voice while Celestia gasped. “WE ORDER YOU TO STOP THIS RIDUCULE BEHAVIOUR OR YOU SHALL EXPERIENCE… PINKIE, STOP ROCKING US THIS INSTANT!”
“Heeh, uppsy!” Pinkie pie exclaimed and she got down from the rocking toy.
“NOW, WE WILL COMMAND YOU TO REALEASE OUR BODY FROM THIS DENIGRATING SPELL!” Luna continued her speech while Celestia’s legs shook. OR YOU WILL SUFFER AN INDESCRIPTABLE PUNISHMENT SO TERRIBLE, SO HORRIBLE AND SO ATROCIOUS YOU WILL SCREAM IN TERROR FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS!”
A lighting flashed as Luna finished her ultimatum. Celestia was in panic; she lowered her head and crouched in fear as the muffins fell to the ground. Confident, Luna waited for a positive reaction from her sister after seeing the childish behavior of the princess had turned into fear, but then Celestia stood up with a blank expression on her face.
“Derp!” Celestia exclaimed emotionless.